Chapter 230 (1.2 words) The Witch of the Breeding: Sure enough, I have the potential to become the wisest general in this world

"Ask your bestie to come find me."

After saying this, Li Cheng hung up the phone.

He looked at Typhon's mother who was in a coma, and then looked at the petri dishes around him. He always felt that this place was strangely familiar.

He seemed to have seen the layout of this place somewhere before.

But it doesn’t seem like a place I’ve been to before.

"Hahahaha!" At this moment, he suddenly heard a cat's laughter behind him.

Turning his head, he saw Lilith Cat floating in the air, with his hands clasped together, looking like he was practicing. "Li Cheng, I am indeed a genius!"

"I have advanced! I am at level 4!"

"Oh? Finally advanced..." Li Cheng raised his eyebrows.

In fact, Lilith has been stuck at level 39 for a long time, but has not been promoted yet.

Li Cheng originally thought that this GM's suit talent was not enough and his training speed was slow.

Now it seems that she is unable to advance because her mind is full of thoughts of giving up.

After being stimulated and not wanting to use the cat suit for the rest of her life, she immediately succeeded in advancing.

"Hahaha, I am the genius meow! Li Cheng, I am already at the fourth level, and you are still at the third level. I am stronger than you, do you know that? You must respect me in the future and call me Lady Lilith, do you understand!"

Lilith the cat wagged her tail excitedly and showed off in front of Li Cheng.

But Li Cheng just looked at him indifferently, without smiling.

"Why don't you say anything? Are you scared by my training speed? Haha, now you know how powerful I am!" Ragdoll Cat put her hands on her hips: "I, Lilith, have come this far because of my own sweat and hard work!"

Li Cheng: “Yes, yes, yes.”

Lilith: "It has nothing to do with your 20x Kaio-ken training place."

Li Cheng: "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

Lilith: "You must serve me well in the future, give me massages, sing for me, and call me Goddess Lilith every day!"

Li Cheng: “Yeah, yeah.”

This is strange... Lilith felt something was wrong halfway through her speech.

This outrageous thing is usually not so easy to talk to. Why didn’t he say anything to me today?

She turned her head in confusion and looked at Li Cheng.

The next moment, she found a message on her salvation manual.

[Your savior Li Cheng has reached level 40. Please give him new rewards. ]

WTF?

"You, you are also level 40?" Lilith widened her cat eyes.

"Yeah." Li Cheng nodded.

"No, when did you start practicing? Don't you have a level lock?" Lilith was dumbfounded: "Aren't you currently only at level 30?"

"Well... I, Li Cheng, can achieve what I have today, not because of anything else." Li Cheng patted the ragdoll cat's head: "It's all because of your sweat and hard work, Lilith!"

"Ah?" Lilith's pupils dilated, and she realized that she and Li Cheng were connected.

If you upgrade yourself, he will upgrade with you.

No wonder, no wonder he always urged himself to practice.

I thought he wanted me to hurry up, become a demigod, and restore my human body.

Unexpectedly, he just wanted me to work and be a working cat!
And he will be the Master Li Cheng who should be hung on the street lamp!
"You, you Chu Sheng Dongxi, I will bite you to death! I will bite you to death!!" Lilith Cat was very angry and scratched wildly in the air.

But she was helpless as Li Cheng was holding her head.

"Alright, alright, I'm also doing this for the benefit of both of us. Think about it, if you practice faster, I can clear the level faster. If I clear the level faster and get the hidden ending, your year-end bonus will be higher."

"Rounding it off means you make money, right?"

Li Cheng lied.

“Did I make money?”

"Yeah~"

"How do I feel..."

"Okay, hurry up and show off your abstract skills. I want to see what you can give me this time!" Li Cheng rubbed his hands.

“…” Lilith thought for a long time, but still felt that something was wrong.

But no matter what, it is time to give the new ability to Li Cheng.

She pressed her paw down on the manual of salvation.

Three scrolls appeared in front of Li Cheng.

[That year I put my hands in my pockets and didn't know what an opponent was: This is a physical skill from the world of the savior goddess. When you put your hands in your pockets, you will gain the ability to dodge infinitely, and your body will dodge the enemy's attacks on its own. The activation of this ability will consume your vitality or resources related to vitality.]

"Ultra Instinct? An interesting ability." Li Cheng said and looked at the next one.

[The clown is me: This is a transformation spell from the world of the savior goddess. After using it, you will transform into a clown, causing others to laugh wildly and pollute their minds. The activation of this ability will consume your vitality or resources related to vitality.]

"Why is it vitality again? Do you goddesses fight by spending your lives?" Li Cheng frowned.

"Haha." Lilith sneered.

Otherwise, why would these abilities be treated as garbage and thrown into the garbage dump?

[See you again: This ability is a transformation method from the world of the savior goddess. It can transform into what others want to see most at this moment, but it does not have the ability to transform into the thing. Once the transformation is activated, it cannot be stopped by itself. After 12 hours, the effect will disappear. The activation of this ability is only effective for a single target and has no consumption. ]

"This is really a miraculous ability." Li Cheng exclaimed.

The three abstract abilities this time are all relatively useful abilities. He held his chin and began to think about which one to choose.

To be honest, the first item, Ultra Instinct, is absolutely an extremely powerful ability. The skill of automatic dodge is a bug among bugs no matter which game it is placed in.

But there are restrictions, which is that you must put your hands in your pockets, which means that others cannot hit you, and you cannot hit others.

"But that may not be the case. The key depends on how the pocket is defined. If you just put it in your pocket..."

Li Cheng thought about it and looked at the second one. This clown was actually myself, also an abstraction.

It seems useless, but it is a continuous interruption skill that can force all chanting spells to become ineffective.

No, it doesn't necessarily have to be a chanting spell. No matter what level the enemy is, it's impossible for them to laugh wildly and maintain their combat effectiveness at the same time, right?

Unless he is one of the three laughing Uchiha...

As for the last item [See you again], it is even more useful.

Li Cheng didn’t know if it was in someone else’s hands, but if it was in his hands, it would definitely become a BUG within a BUG skill.

He can make a lot of use of this thing.

"Well, which one should I choose?"
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the other side,
Li Cheng slipped away after saying this.

This was a tough time for Liuli, whose mentality was broken, and the Abyss Eye Witch, whose face turned pale.

The kitchen knife in Liuli's hand has changed from a forehand grip to a backhand grip.

She lowered her head, her eyes hidden in the darkness, and her emotions could not be seen clearly.

"Hehe, my husband, let me ask you to come over for a while, Xiaoye."

The faint voice reached the ears of the Abyss Eye Witch, and she shivered violently like a cat with its fur standing on end.

"Ha, ha, ha, your husband is awesome, oh no, your husband is really good at joking."

The Abyss Eye Witch covered her mouth and smiled with a forced smile: "I don't even know him, why did he ask me to come over?"

Swish!
Before she could finish her words, the kitchen knife scraped across her hair.

She turned her head stiffly and saw a demon fly nailed to the wall.

"Oh, sorry, I saw the flies following the smell and I couldn't control my hands~"

Liuli raised her head and smiled kindly: "Xiaoye, I didn't scare you, did I?"

"No, no." The smile of the Abyss Eye Witch became even stiffer.

Are you killing flies?
Are you trying to kill me like a fly?

I don’t even dare to expose you, woooo.

"Haha, how could that be? How could you think of me like that?" Liuli took out two kitchen knives from somewhere, one in each hand, and staggered towards the Abyss Eye Witch.

The smile on her face became kinder, and her voice was full of respect and concern for the deceased.

"My dear best friend, on this day next year, I will bring your favorite wine to pay tribute to you."

"Calm down, Liuli, calm down, I don't drink, oh no, nothing happened between your husband and me!"

The Abyss Eye Witch retreated step by step until she had nowhere to retreat, and her juicy buttocks pressed hard against the wall.

She was sweating profusely and felt her panties were soaked.

"Oh, I was wrong about you, wasn't I? Was I wrong about my Master Cheng?"

Liuli walked towards her step by step, standing on tiptoe, her beautiful toes that had just been painted with black nail polish stepped on the soft carpet, as gracefully as a cheetah before hunting.

"of course……"

The Abyss Eye Witch was about to say of course, but suddenly remembered that Li Cheng had sucked blood from her thigh before.

She also helped me take off my clothes and applied medicine on my thighs.

All of a sudden, the Abyss Eye Witch's face turned red.

Of course, this posture could not be hidden from Liuli.

The eyes of the dragon girl below suddenly burned with azure flames.

That's right, it's flame in the physical sense.

As Liuli's best friend, the Deep Eye Witch could tell at a glance that this guy really wanted to kill her.

"Hey, hey, hey, are you serious? Liuli, don't go too far. We are best friends after all. If you do this--ah!"

The Abyss Eye Witch had just said halfway when she suddenly turned sideways.

Two kitchen knives had been inserted into the place where she had just been.

Liuli's face was full of coldness, and there was a kitchen knife between each of her fingers: "Haha, people say to beware of fire, theft and besties. I didn't believe it before, but now I do!"

"Xiaoye, don't run. It will stop hurting soon!"

“Ahhhh, I’m not in pain! Anyone who doesn’t run is an idiot!” The Abyss Eye Witch rushed out of the room without even a moment’s hesitation.

Since she was in the wrong first, she didn't think about fighting back. She just wanted to hurry up and escape from this dangerous place.

But Liuli didn't want to give her this opportunity at all.

To be honest, she is very angry now, very angry, angry to the extreme.

This matter is different from the matter of the Full Moon Queen.

According to the timeline, the relationship between Queen Man Yue and Li Cheng happened before her and Li Cheng.

Her willingness to share Li Cheng with the Full Moon Queen was already a valuable concession.

But the Witch of Abyss Eyes is different. Although she has lived for a long time, she has told Liuli about her previous life.

This guy has absolutely no love in his previous life, and he definitely doesn't know Li Cheng!
In other words, she must have met Li Cheng after she and Li Cheng got married!

In fact, she got to know Li Cheng because of me!
The hateful woman actually attacked her best friend's man. Such a blatant betrayal...

You deserve to die!
"Accept your death! Yuanye, I will kill you today!" Liuli roared, and dragon scales appeared on the surface of his skin.

“Don’t be like this, don’t be like this!” The Deep Eyes Witch jumped up and down, dodging the kitchen knife thrown by Liuli: “Didn’t we agree that we would be best friends for life?”

"We have not been good friends since you seduced my husband!" Liuli Longyin said, "Yuan Ye, I am thinking of our old friendship. If you come here to die, I can still give you a quick death."

"If you keep hiding, I'll fill your entire body with cum and turn you into a Fiji bastard!"

"What a filthy word! Liuli, you are so mean!" The eyes of the Abyss Eye Witch widened, but suddenly she thought of something: "Wait, if you turn me into Fiji Bei... won't it still be for Li Cheng to use?"

"Ah?" Liuli was also stunned.

Three seconds later, her roar was amplified a hundred times:
"Yuan Ye!!!!"

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I didn't think before I spoke!!!" The Abyss Eye Witch wanted to cry but had no tears. She continued jumping up and down and rushed out of the room.

And Liuli rushed out with her.

So, the two women turned into two shooting stars and soared in the sky.

She runs away, she chases, she has no wings to fly.

The students who were taking a duel class at Man Yue Academy were stunned when they saw this.

"What's going on? How could such a powerful force gather near the academy..."

"This is... one ninth level and one tenth level?"

"Such a strong force has been dispatched. Is this an invasion from the Abyss?"

"Damn it, when will I be able to become so strong that I can join the battlefield they can enter..."

Man Yue Academy was suddenly filled with noise.

These future pillars of society could never have imagined that these two peerless masters were fighting for a man.

In the innermost room of the school building on the second floor, Miss Latania sat up suddenly.

"What's the noise? Is it an earthquake?"

She smacked her lips twice, and when she felt no danger, she lay down again.

"zzZ... Li Cheng, my good disciple, hehe... I came here first, I came here first..."

She mumbled in her sleep again and fell asleep.

Five minutes passed like this, and the two women finally flew out of the clouds.

The Abyss Eye Witch, who was at the front, turned her head suddenly and waved at Liuli: "Stop, stop, don't fight anymore!"

"Haha, are you finally ready to die?" Liuli sneered and gathered a storm in her hands, ready to send her best friend off.

"I mean, your husband must have his reasons for asking me to come over! Be reasonable!"

"Lychee? What kind of lychee do you want me to get?" Liuli narrowed her eyes.

"No, sister, do you think your husband would be so angry if he wanted to play with me... Oh, no, he wanted to have an affair with me, ah, no, anyway, if he just wanted to meet me, would he be so angry?" The Abyss Eye Witch was sweating profusely and explained patiently:

"Why don't we do it secretly so that you won't notice?"

“……” Liuli was silent.

"Huh, it looks like you've finally calmed down..." Seeing her like this, the Abyss Eye Witch also breathed a sigh of relief: "Actually, this matter--"

Before she could finish her words, Liuli roared again: "You actually want to sneak around! You deserve to die!"

Abyss Eye Witch: “6.”

"Liuli, you lowly woman, I can't explain it to you clearly, you forced me to do this!" The Deep Eyed Witch narrowed her eyes, and the power in her body suddenly condensed.

"Haha, your true colors are finally revealed, you slutty fox." Liuli sneered. The storm was about to come.

The next moment, the Abyss Eye Witch disappeared out of thin air. When she reappeared, she was already in front of Liuli, with a solemn and serious expression on her face, and something in her hand.

Then,

She bowed and yelled, "I'm sorry, Master Liuli, your husband and I are innocent. Believe me, believe me! I have evidence, I have evidence!"

As she spoke, she raised the thing in her hand.

It was an eyeball.

Liuli was startled and thought to herself that it was strange.

I have already advanced to the tenth level, but why can't I keep up with Yuan Ye's speed?

Isn't she only at level nine?

She held the eyeball doubtfully: "What is this?"

"It's the video footage from that night. Your husband and I only spent one night together. Oh no, we were together for one night. That's not right either. Ahhhh, I'm so anxious. Anyway, we are innocent. You'll know once you see it!"

"Hmph." Liuli looked at her again before holding the eyeball.

A series of intermittent images flooded into my mind.

After reading it, Liuli was thoughtful.

"So, you disguised yourself as a man and used the alias Hughes Dahl to meet my husband?"

"Yes." The Abyss Eye Witch nodded quickly.

"You two spent the whole night together, but you treated each other as brothers the whole time, and nothing crossed the line?"

"Oh, yes." The Abyss Eye Witch continued to nod.

"Well, that night, my husband fought against a group of mythical creatures called disaster wolves in order to save you?"

"Oh, yes, yes." The Abyss Eye Witch nodded again and again.

"So, you're obsessed with him and can't wait to get into his bed?"

"Oh, yes, yes, sister, you are so right... No!" The Abyss Eye Witch reacted: "When did I ever want to climb into his bed, buddy, we are buddies!"

"Haha, buddy?" Liuli laughed angrily: "Yuan Ye, have you forgotten the question I asked you at the beginning?"

"Problem, what problem?"

"I asked you at the beginning if you had someone you liked and what his/her name was. Have you forgotten?" Liuli raised her head, and the storm around her became more and more terrifying.

"Uh, I remember now..." the Abyss Eye Witch murmured.

"Yes, you remembered... Your answer at that time was Mu, right?" Liuli slowly lowered his head and looked into her eyes: "And that night, Li Cheng told you the fake name..."

"That's Mu, right?"

"I……"

In just a moment, the blood disappeared from the face of the Abyss Eye Witch.

She looked dejected, like a shaved bitch.

Half a minute later, she pursed her lips, lifted her long silver hair, revealing her fair neck, and sobbed:

"I was wrong, Sister Liuli."

"I'm sorry for you..."

"Just do it."

"Please hurry up and try to make me feel no pain..."

Liuli raised her hand, aimed at the fair neck, and looked at Yuanye's pretty face with his eyes closed and his brows furrowed.

After nearly a minute, she put her hand down and sighed, "Forget it, you didn't know he was my husband at the time, so ignorance is not a crime."

"Ah..." The Abyss Eye Witch opened her eyes, her pupils flickering: "Sister Liuli, are you... willing to accept me?"

"Haha, if you want to die, just say so."

Abyss Eye Witch: “…”

"Hmph." Liuli humphed twice, and at this moment her anger had mostly subsided.

People always compromise. If you say directly that you want to open the window, some people will disagree.

But if you say you want to tear down the house, someone will advise you to just open the window.

This theory was demonstrated vividly in the case of the Abyss Eye Witch.

If Liuli was told directly that Yuan Ye liked Li Cheng, she would be so angry that she would fight to the death with Yuan Ye.

But now, Liuli thought that the little bitch, the Abyss Eye Witch, had already hooked up with her Lord Cheng, so she was very angry.

It turned out to be just a misunderstanding, but after Yuan Ye's unrequited love, she wasn't so angry anymore.

"My Lord Makoto is such an excellent man, he should be liked by women all over the world!"

"But, but, he is the man you can't have."

'Li Cheng, only I can have him!'

Oh, and that bad woman with twin personalities… Thinking of this, Liuli’s face fell again.

On the other side, the Witch with Abyss Eyes looked at Liuli's face, which was happy at one moment and sad at another, and swallowed unconsciously.

It is said that after falling in love, women will become crazy.

Is it true?
But no matter what, I don’t have to die, right?

No need to be made into a Fijian tragedy...

Um, why am I still a little disappointed...

You are not disappointed at all, he is your best friend's man, your best friend's!

Wake up, you can't betray your bestie.

The Abyss Eye Witch thought about it and slapped her face.

"Hmph, Xiaoye, since this is the case, I won't embarrass you." Liuli hummed again and held her best friend's hand affectionately:

"If you had explained it clearly earlier, we wouldn't have ended up like this!"

Abyss Eye Witch: “…”

She tried to pull her hand out, but to no avail.

"Well, Xiaoye, let me ask you, do you still like my husband now?"

Yuan Ye quickly shook his head: "I don't like it anymore, I really don't like it anymore."

"Haha, actually you can like it, really." Liuli smiled: "My Li Cheng is so outstanding, it is reasonable for you to like him."

Don't test me, sister, don't test me, please... Yuan Ye was in agony but couldn't say anything: "Hehe, sister Liuli, ever since I knew he was your boyfriend, I have no thoughts about him at all, I swear."

"Haha, don't you have it, or don't you dare to have it?" Liuli narrowed his eyes.

“……” Yuan Ye was sweating profusely and was unable to answer for a moment.

"Haha, I was just kidding you. Look how scared you are." Liuli smiled and held her hand. "But, I was thinking that if you really like my Jia Cheng, I would let her favor you once and leave you with some good memories."

Still testing, still testing. You are such a jealous person. If you allow this to happen, then there must be something fishy going on!
The corners of the Deep Eyes Witch's mouth twitched: "Sister Liuli, I am not interested in this kind of thing. You and Li Cheng must be fine. Well, I am a firm process party!"

"Process file? What does it mean?" Liuli was curious.

"Liuli and Li Cheng, it's Liu Cheng!" explained the Witch of the Deep Eyes.

"Oh? Haha, good, very good!" Liuli was overjoyed: "I feel relieved after hearing what you said. Well, let's go to the Abyss to help my Cheng..."

"I'm not going. Whoever wants to go can go. I will never betray you, Sister Liuli!" "That won't do. My Jiacheng has something important to talk to you about. What if you don't go and delay his business?" Liuli was dissatisfied.

Still testing, still testing...

The Abyss Eye Witch was about to cry: "Then...what should we do?"

"I don't know either. What should I do then..." Liuli looked her best friend up and down: "It's not right for you to go, and it's not right for you not to go..."

You still don't trust me...

The Abyss Eye Witch sighed inwardly.

In fact, Yuanye can fully understand Liuli's feelings.

Put yourself in her shoes. If she were with Li Cheng, she would also feel insecure if Liuli went to find Li Cheng.

After all, he is a great hero who cares about his country and his people and puts all living beings first.

Which woman wouldn’t love such a man?
But now, he is destined to have no chance with me... Yuan Ye felt a wave of pain and regret in his heart.

What a pity! If she had met him earlier, she would have tried her best to pursue Li Cheng.

but now……

Since the two of them are not destined to be together...

I should find a way to calm Liuli down...

But what can he do to make Liuli believe that he will not seduce Li Cheng?
At this time, the oath may be the paleest and most powerless thing.

The Deep Eye Witch and Liuli looked at each other.

Although neither of them said it explicitly, their thoughts were highly unified at this moment - what should they do to ensure that Li Cheng would not be tempted and fall in love with Yuan Ye?

"How about you disfigure yourself?" Liuli blinked, "Well...don't worry, I will heal you when this is over."

Abyss Eye Witch: "(°°)"

No, sister, you are taking this a bit too extreme.

You must be trying to take revenge, right?
Are you not even trying to hide it?

However, disfigurement...

The eyes of the Abyss Eye Witch lit up, and she pointed her finger toward the sky:
"Hey, I have it!"
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"Are you sure this will really work?"

"Don't worry, witches are special beings. As long as we have the coordinates, it will be no problem for us to enter the abyss."

"That's not what I'm talking about." Liuli shook her head: "I'm talking about the way you're dressed..."

"Oh, you're talking about this..." The Abyss Eye Witch smiled confidently and looked at the mirror beside her.

The girl in the mirror had turned into a young man wearing aristocratic clothes and with short gray hair.

He has a delicate face and is very fragile, as if he would cry for a long time if he was punched.

"Don't worry, there will be absolutely no problem." The Deep Eyes Witch explained her great idea: "After meeting Li Cheng, I will tell him that I am actually a man, but I have a cross-dressing fetish, so I disguised myself as a woman!"

"I recovered from my illness recently, so I became a boy again."

"Your husband is a normal man, he definitely doesn't like boys."

"This way, I won't ruin the relationship between you two!"

Liuli: "..."

Although I can't tell what's strange, I always feel that something is weird.

"Don't worry, I have such a brilliant plan, we have nothing to worry about!" The Abyss Eye Witch became more and more confident as she spoke.

Hahaha, what a great idea to come up with!
I do have the potential to become a wise general in the world!
"Well... okay." Liuli patted her shoulder: "Anyway, be careful along the way, and I'll wait for you to come back."

"Okay." The Abyss Eye Witch nodded and despised Liuli for 10086 times in her heart.

Oh, if you think I'm going to steal your husband, you're going to kill me and make me a Fijian.

Now that the danger is over, let me be careful on my way.

Haha, what a fickle woman.

But, this is normal...

If it were me, I probably wouldn't be much better.

She slapped her face again and opened the portal to the abyss.

"Then, stick to the bottom line, stick to the bottom line, and never fall in love with Li Cheng!"

"Absolutely not!"

"He's my best friend's husband!"

"Yuan Ye, you have to hold on!"

Thinking of this, the Abyss Eye Witch took a step and walked into the portal.

Behind the door, Liuli stared at her slowly disappearing back, feeling as if her home was being robbed.

"That shouldn't be the case. I can still trust her character."

"Ah."

……

After a dizzy feeling, the Abyss Eye Witch appeared in the treasure house of the Furious Father God.

"Hold on to the bottom line, hold on to the bottom line, I can do it, I can do it."

She muttered to herself and opened her eyes, and Li Cheng's handsome face came into her sight.

"hiss……"

The Abyss Eye Witch gasped and her cheeks suddenly turned red.

Damn, he's so handsome...

No, what are you thinking!
Yuan Ye! You can't do this, you can't do this, this is your best friend's husband!

She quickly shook her head like a rattle.

"Haha, this outrageous thing, what outrageous thing is it going to do this time?" Lilith the cat floated to Li Cheng's side and licked her paws.

Li Cheng, who was standing opposite her, was also amused when he saw her dressed like this.

Last time he dressed up as Hughes Dahl, and this time he dressed up as another man.

Why does this Abyss Eye Witch like to attack like a boy?
Moreover, her face is as red as a bubble teapot. Is she thinking about something dirty?

Li Cheng pretended to be facing a formidable enemy: "Hey, who are you, where is the Abyss Eye Witch?"

"Ah! Ahem." Yuan Ye coughed and suppressed the embarrassment in his heart: "Li Cheng, I am the Witch of Yuanyan, your wife's best friend!"

"Then why do you pretend to be a man?" Li Cheng frowned.

"Hehe, actually I am not pretending to be a man, but I am a man!" The Witch of Abyss Eyes began her great performance.

She put her hands on her hips, full of confidence: "I used to have a cross-dressing fetish, and always liked to pretend to be a woman! But now, as I get older, I have overcome this quirk and fight with my true face!"

"As you can see, this is my true form now!"

I believe your big-headed ghost... Li Cheng pulled the corner of his mouth: "Uh, you mean, you are a man?"

The Abyss Eye Witch nodded: "Yes."

Li Cheng was puzzled: "Then why do you call me Witch?"

The Abyss Eye Demon Goddess was startled. Oh no, I forgot about this...

But this witch of husband-raising is indeed a thing that defies the heavens. She rolled her eyes and snorted softly, saying, "Li Cheng, this is where you are wrong."

"Who said witches must be women? What makes you assume the gender of a witch?"

"I, the Abyss Eye Witch, am a male witch!"

As Yuan Ye spoke, he recalled what his mother had said to him.

She said her father was a male witch, and a very powerful one.

Mom wouldn't lie, so male witches must exist!
Li Cheng: “…”

He originally just wanted to have fun and tease the witch, but when he heard the words "male witch", he immediately got angry.

Bad memories come flooding back.

He narrowed his eyes: "Haha, Abyss Eye Witch Little...Brother, is your last name Wang?"

"I'm not your little brother. If we take our age into account, I can be your elder brother!" The Abyss Eye Witch stood with her hands behind her back. "Besides, my last name is not Wang! Why did you say my last name is Wang?"

"Haha, you're a man, but you usually disguise yourself as a woman, hide by my wife's side, and even become her best friend..."

Li Cheng walked slowly towards her, releasing murderous intent as he walked: "Who would believe you if you said your last name is not Wang?!"

Damn, I forgot about this!

The Abyss Eye Witch instantly broke out in a sweat.

It’s over, it’s over, I can’t clean it up now…

Damn it, you two, how can your brain circuits be so outrageous! You really don't leave a way for a normal person like me to survive!
The Abyss Eye Witch was so nervous that her little toe curled up.

She knew that if this matter was not handled properly, it would not just be her and Liuli who would be in trouble.

And it became Liuli and Li Cheng.

No, we must not destroy their marital relationship!
At the critical moment, Yuan Ye was quick-witted and his eyes rolled again: "Li Cheng, you don't know this. In fact, in addition to my cross-dressing fetish and my love for pretending to be a woman, I have another unknown fetish!"

"What hobby?" Li Cheng wondered.

"Actually... I'm still from Nantong!" The Deep Eye Witch put her hands on her hips confidently.

"Puff..." Lilith, who was eating watermelon on the side, spat out a mouthful of water.

What the hell?
Are you also the Angry Father God?

The Abyss Eye Witch, on the other hand, became more and more excited as she spoke: "Yes, although I am a male witch, I have a cross-dressing fetish and I am a lesbian, so I like to wear women's clothes and date boys. I know that this is not accepted by common sense. That, Li Cheng..."

"You won't look down on me, will you?"

"It's outrageous, really outrageous." Lilith Cat wiped her mouth, picked up the black tea with her paws and took a sip.

Oh, now I am immune to all poisons and will never be killed by these heaven-defying things again!

"Oh, I see~ Don't worry, I don't discriminate against gender. I will respect your gender even if it's the Armed Flame." Li Cheng nodded, then changed the subject and asked doubtfully:
"So do you usually pee while standing or squatting?"

"Puff puff..." Lilith Cat spat out another mouthful of water.

No, man, how did you come up with such a ridiculous question?
Is your brain circuit really the same as that of a normal person?

What the hell did I summon?

"Ah? You, you, your question is quite sharp..." The Abyss Eye Witch was about to explode.

She had never been asked such a ridiculous question in her life.

He suddenly turned red in the face, stammered, and was unable to speak.

"What's wrong, brother? Why don't you say anything?" Li Cheng raised his eyebrows and put his arm around her shoulders: "Could it be that you are lying to me?"

"I, how could I lie to you!" With his shoulders hugged, Yuan Ye felt his whole body go numb as if he had been electrocuted: "I, I am telling the truth 100%!"

"So are you squatting or standing?"

"I, I..." The Abyss Eye Witch felt that she was caught in a contradiction.

If she said she was squatting, it would prove that she was a woman, and that would be unfair to Liuli.

But if he said he was standing, it would mean that he was a real man. In that case, Li Cheng would become suspicious and suspect that he was the Wang next door.

Damn it, I can’t do this question, I can’t do it!!!
"Please speak!"

"me……"

"Come on, why are you so nagging?"

"I am, I am, I am..." The Abyss Eye Witch took a deep breath and said to herself: "I am half squatting, Li Cheng! Half squatting!"

"Wow, that's awesome!" Li Cheng immediately gave a thumbs up, then took out a bowl from somewhere and said, "Prove it to me!"

Yuan Ye:?
Next time, she:
No, man, what did you say?
You want me to prove it to you?

Prove what?
Prove that I pee while squatting?

you you you……

Don't go too far!
You can't be like this!

"Hurry up and prove it to me! I want to see if you are the Lao Wang next door!" Li Cheng snorted and held Yuan Ye's shoulders tightly.

Yuan Ye also felt weak all over, his feet felt weak, and he felt unwell all over.

Listening to the urging in her ears, she only felt that the thing called moral integrity was getting farther and farther away from her.

Looking at the shiny big bowl, she didn't know where to start.

If I give up now, all my efforts just now will be wasted.

If she continued like this, there would probably be nothing in this world worth her staying for.

At this moment, the Witch of Abyss Eyes remembered the novel she had read in the Sunshine Newspaper a day ago.

The name of the novel is "About the Love Story between an Unmotivated Master and an Overly Motivated Apprentice".

There is a sentence in it:

"To pee, or not to pee, that is the question."

When she saw this sentence, the Witch of Abyss Eyes felt that the person who wrote this novel was mentally ill.

But at this moment, just like at that moment, she instantly felt the same way as the author.

I see,

It turns out that this is such a philosophical topic.

Teacher Tata, your talent is unprecedented!

Forget it, forget it, if I don’t go to hell, who will?

Since it's for the happiness of three people, then I'll do it!
The Abyss Eye Witch closed her eyes. She felt as if she had entered a mysterious state, as if everything in the world had nothing to do with her anymore.

Her thoughts spread from the Big Bang to the origin of species, and from the origin of species to the suffering of all living things in the world.

She is Wukong.

When he opened his eyes again, there was no joy or sadness in his eyes, and he suddenly grasped the shiny bowl.

Yuan Ye whispered, "I just peed."

Li Cheng: “!!!”

He had never expected that this incredible thing would actually agree to such a thing, and he was immediately at a loss.

If she really peed in front of me...

Liuli will kill this couple...

"No need, I already believe in your determination." Li Cheng said quickly, and was about to snatch back the shiny bowl.

Unexpectedly, Yuan Ye's hand was like an iron clamp, tightly clenching it: "No, I don't agree, I have to pee!"

"No need, really no need!" Li Cheng tried hard to snatch it away.

"I have to pee." Yuan Ye snatched it back with force.

"No need to pee!" Li Cheng snatched it away.

"I need to pee!" Yuan Ye snatched it away.

"No pee!"

"Urine!"

"No!"

"!"

……

In this way, the two of them began to fight for the shiny big bowl.

Lilith the cat was completely stunned.

No, this is really an excellent matching mechanism.

It's amazing that these two talented people can be put together.

"It's outrageous, it's really too outrageous!" Lilith muttered, and her cat's eyes suddenly widened: "Hey, hey, hey, Yuan Ye, you cheated, how could you hide the bowl in your pants!"

At this moment, from the depths of the treasure house, there was suddenly a crackling sound of electricity and heavy footsteps.

The two guys who were fighting over the big bowl stopped fighting instantly, looked at each other, and quickly found a shady place to hide.

"Is there anyone else in here?"

The Witch with Deep Eyes gave Li Cheng a look.

"I don't make it."

Li Cheng gave her a look indifferently.

The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and the two incredible guys finally saw the person who was coming.

The person who came was a middle-aged man, but his ears were different from those of ordinary humans. One of his ears was an elf's pointed ear. He was wearing a white robe with liquid, metal-like things clinging to the robe. He also wore a single-frame glasses on his face.

Li Cheng had seen the white robe.

In Regina's memory.

At that time, the Elf King conducted an experiment in order to allow the twin sisters to gain the power of the fearful evil god.

All the researchers present wore robes like that.

"Kill or not?"

The Witch with Deep Eyes elbowed Li Cheng and made a throat-cutting gesture.

Li Cheng thought about it and shook his head.

This also seems to be a new plot, worth checking out.

"Yes, Father God, don't worry, I can wake that woman up." The middle-aged man held a sound transmission note in his hand.

As for who is on the other end of the note, no one needs to guess.

"Well, that is the relative of my important subordinate Typhon." The voice of the furious Father God came: "If you can wake her up, I will let your relative return to you."

"Then thank you, Father God." The middle-aged man pushed his glasses and said, "Well, besides that, I want one more thing."

The angry father fell silent.

After a full thirty seconds, he spoke softly:
"Okay, if you can save her, I will release the elf girl and let you study her. But you only have one hour."

Elf girl? Li Cheng had no expression on his face.

This should be referring to Rihanna, right?
As expected, this man in white robe is related to the elves...

"One hour is enough. I just need to confirm some things. Haha."

"Well, then you should hurry up and do it, **** (M23 Esperanto)." The Wrathful Father God continued, "By the way, I have a general named Wrathful Explosion, who is also in the treasury. Is the door of your laboratory sealed?"

"Haha, don't worry, of course it's sealed."

The middle-aged man smiled and looked at the wide-open laboratory door. Somehow, he seemed to glance at the place where Li Cheng and Yuan Ye were hiding, intentionally or unintentionally.

"Ah That's good."

The call is interrupted.

next second.

Li Cheng and the Witch of Abyss Eyes have jumped out from the shadows.

Without any hesitation, the two men launched a killing move against the man.

The furious Father God asked the middle-aged man to close the door of the laboratory, but when Li Cheng came in, the door was wide open as if to welcome a guest.

After ruling out the possibility that this middle-aged man is a fool, the only answer that can be obtained is that this is a trap.

He deliberately lured Li Cheng here.

In that case, let's strike first and kill him before his plan takes shape!
A wing-like pattern has appeared in the center of Li Cheng's eyes. It is a weakened version of the Witch of Death's [Mystic Eyes of Death Perception].

Countless threads are entangled together, forming a focus, which is the weakness of this middle-aged man.

[Dragon Language Magic: The Language of Fate of All Things (Legendary)] is activated!
[At the cost of magic power, you can form a face on everything. You can share the vision of this face and communicate with it. The duration depends on the magic power you pay. ]

At those intersections, strange and distorted faces grew out, the degree of SAN loss was comparable to that of Cthulhu mythology.

"Attack those faces!" Li Cheng shouted.

The Abyss Eye Witch had no doubts and already had the Abyss Blade in her hand.

And her figure, as if teleporting, approached the middle-aged man.

The sword flashed everywhere, and in less than a second, she had swung dozens of swords.

Each blow was struck above those faces.

The flesh and blood were cut and burst out like patina, and the middle-aged man let out a miserable howl and fell to the ground.

His body rotted in an instant and lost its vitality.

"Did you finish it?" Lilith Cat poked her head out from behind Li Cheng's shoulder.

"I think it's not that easy." Li Cheng dodged the attack from behind.

He subconsciously twisted his mouth into an evil smile, and concentrated [Fireball·Father's Sorrow] and [Cutting·Invisible Blade] in the palm of his hand, but found that those magics that he was familiar with did not work successfully.

"Haha, it looks like you've felt it too, Angry God General."

Liquid metal slowly crawled out from the cracks in the floor and condensed into the shape of the middle-aged man.

He pushed up his single-frame glasses and gracefully gave Li Cheng an aristocratic salute:

"Haha, as you can see, all the magic power in this treasure house has been cleared out by me at this moment."

"This is my Abyss Artifact - the Stone of Suffocation."

"So, are you ready? Angry God General and Miss Witch, are you ready to be my experimental subjects?"

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