Chapter 155 The boomerang will eventually hit you!
You’ll have to go to the hospital after swimming a lap!

After a century of governance, the situation has not improved, but even the river water has begun to turn black!

What’s even more terrifying is that France is the host country of the next Olympic Games!

Even though the Seine has turned into a stinking ditch, there are countless animal carcasses and animal organs in it!
However, the organizing committee still chose the Seine River as the competition venue.

According to information released by the organizing committee, vegetarian dishes account for more than half of the athletes' diet.

In order to save energy and reduce emissions, air conditioning will not be used in the Olympic Village.

The chairman of the organizing committee even said shamelessly: "The core of the Olympics lies in the athletes, not the environment and venues. We will integrate all the landmark buildings in France into it to bring you an unprecedented event!"

[Unprecedented? We Chinese will not agree to that!]

[Racing in a river like this? You'll probably pass out from the stench!]

[Eating vegetarian food after a high-intensity game? What does France think? ]

[No air conditioning? Bari is the city with the highest death rate from heat stroke in Europe! Are they worried that athletes might die suddenly?]

[Compared to our country's Asian Games, the difference is obvious! ]

[Is this the Olympics? Is this an Olympic adventure? ]

[Can our country not send athletes? We don’t have to participate in such a bad competition, right? ]

In addition, public intellectuals have used some outrageous experiments to discredit China in all aspects.

Students from Huaxia and Sakura participated in the summer camp, each carrying a 20-kilogram load and walking 50 kilometers.

Soon, the Chinese students chose to give up, while the Sakura students persisted and reached their destination.

This shows that the Chinese students have no perseverance and are no match for the Sakura students!
The American boy mixed four cups of 25-degree water together and easily raised the water temperature to degrees.

In contrast, Chinese children cannot figure out such a simple problem. Their thinking is rigid and they don’t understand innovation!

Gasha's children don't know what a book is, let alone that books are sweet.

After cleaning the toilet, Sakura staff will drink a glass of toilet water to prove that it is clean enough.

This is true. Toilet water is at least cleaner than nuclear wastewater.

At least the shore won’t be cluttered with dead fish carcasses!

There are no poor people in Bari and everyone can enjoy the fun of sports equally.

However, in order to welcome the Olympic Games, all homeless vagrants have been expelled!
For a long time, we have been living in the lies woven by public intellectuals, thinking that we are really inferior to others.

Later I realized that it was all nonsense!
And with Chen Lu's live broadcast, more and more foreigners have witnessed the good of China.

A magazine was published in Taiwan, and the electronic version quickly circulated throughout the Internet.

The opening words are "China is already far ahead, and the Eagles should open their eyes to the world!"

This title really looks familiar.

Looking at the content inside again, I have a sense of déjà vu.

"Wash the Chinese dishes seven times!"

"The Chinese people were trying to save a little bird, and the whole country lost power!"

"Huaxia's public toilets are cleaner than our five-star hotels!"

"Chinese people are patient, relaxed and not anxious. I want to marry a Chinese person!"

"The Chinese have a very good reputation. They have a complete social credit system that is worth learning from!"

All I can say is, this tastes just right!

This kind of remarks are almost everywhere on Yilin!
Isn’t that how the public intellectuals back then praised foreign countries?
Now everything is reversed! More and more foreign bloggers are spontaneously praising China. They are really opening their eyes to the world!

[A nationwide power outage to save a little bird? Is this really that outrageous! ]

[Although the firefighters will take the initiative to save the bird, there is no need for a nationwide power outage! ]

[Washing a plate seven times? That's outrageous! ]

[Isn’t this what the public intellectuals said back then? Now it’s the other way around! ]

They even regarded Confucius as a god of war.

"The Master, standing by a river, said: ‘It flows on like a flowing stream, never ceasing day or night. ’" from the Analects of Confucius.

When foreigners speak of it, it becomes "sitting on the river bank, patiently waiting for the enemy's body to float over."

The audience was confused. Although China is very good, there is no need to brag about it like this, right?

It seems a bit fake!

And what about this interpretation of Confucius?

It’s good that they worship Confucius, but they can’t talk nonsense!
Aren’t there a lot of Confucius Institutes abroad? Is this what they teach?

If Confucius knew about this, he would open the coffin and climb out!
What surprised them even more were the comments from foreigners below.

"Oh my god, China is going to cut off the power supply to protect a bird! What a country with humanistic care!"

"China has the strongest manufacturing capabilities, while the Eagle Sauce has the largest clown production capacity and the largest national debt!"

"Shit! Why isn't my country included in the 144-hour visa-free list? I want to immigrate!"

"Our children can't even go to the toilet by themselves, while Chinese children have already learned to cook!"

"Chinese kids can disassemble a gun and put it back together in three minutes, but our kids can only worry about what gender they are, like idiots!"

No one doubted its authenticity, all of them praised China!

And a mockery of one's own country!

The tides are really turning!
Seeing these comments reminds me of who we were in the past!

Sir, times have changed!
After entering the Pass, there will be great scholars to debate for me!

A few people were walking towards the supermarket when they suddenly heard a catchy melody.

Chen Lu felt that the melody was very familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere before.

Not only he but also everyone in the live broadcast room had this idea.

[Hey, this melody sounds familiar. ]

[This is in Russia, can you understand the songs of their country? ]

[It does sound familiar, I feel like I’ve heard it many times! ]

[Wait a minute, this seems to be a Chinese song, is it played by international students? ]

Everyone felt that the melody was very familiar, but they just couldn't remember where they had heard it.

Turning a corner, I saw a group of employees dancing at the entrance of the supermarket, attracting quite a few furry bear people.

They took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

[This dance is so magical! I can't help but want to dance along! ]

(End of this chapter)