Chapter 109 1 Seriously Funny

Chapter 109: Being Serious but Funny (13)

The more dangerous the moment, the more it can stimulate people's potential!

Chen Xiaoxin, who was identified as a disabled person by the system, was running frantically with a small "koala" in his arms at this moment, and behind him was naturally the security guard chasing him. Fortunately, the security guard was an old man. If he was a young and strong man, Chen Xiaoxin and Yan Xiaoxi would have been arrested.

Chen Xiaoxin was desperately trying to escape, but Yan Xiaoxi, who was hanging on him, was still hugging his neck tightly, with her legs tightly clamped around his waist. The original fear had long been dispelled, leaving only a complex and indescribable emotion.

She wanted to get down but didn't want to. She was anxious but also felt a little strange. In the end, she chose to hold him like this, just like Chen Xiaoxin held her.

Because it was night and Chen Xiaoxin was unfamiliar with Tianjiao Academy, he soon lost his way and came to the daytime activity center in a daze. He tried to push the door and found that it was not locked. Then he rushed in with the beautiful girl and hid in a cabinet in the tea break area together.

The space was very small. So small that they were facing each other with their bodies pressed tightly against each other. However, Yan Xiaoxi was not tall, and her face was pressed against Chen Xiaoxin's chest. She smelled the strong masculine scent on him and listened to his strong heartbeat. The young girl, whose heart was stirring, blushed instantly.

"What if we get caught?" Yan Xiaoxi bit her lip tightly and asked in a whisper, "Will you inform them? And then notify the family?"

“not to the point”

"At most, I'll just give you a few verbal criticisms. After all, we're not from Tianjiao Academy. We're just here to participate in the event. It's just... it's a bit awkward." Chen Xiaoxin pursed his lips and whispered, "Don't talk anymore. And by the way, turn your phone to silent mode. If someone calls at this time, we'll be screwed."

"Oh"

Yan Xiaoxi felt his pocket with difficulty, then took out his cell phone, set it to silent mode, and then put it back into his trouser pocket.

"Why are you touching my butt?" Chen Xiaoxin asked puzzledly.

"I"

"I"

Yan Xiaoxi bit her lip tightly and blushed as she retorted: "Someone touched you. It was an accident. Besides, in such a narrow space, it's inevitable that someone would touch you."

Chen Xiaoxin didn't say much and stayed quietly in the cabinet. The elegant fragrance in this small space became more intense, mixed with the smell of her shampoo. It must be said that apart from the fact that someone was short and flat, it was actually quite good.

"Lao Zhang?"

"Are there really the two suspicious individuals you mentioned?"

Suddenly a voice was heard, causing the two people hiding in the closet to hold their breath involuntarily.

"Yes! There must be! And they were a man and a woman, but they ran too fast, so I didn't catch up with them. I only chased them to this area, and then... I couldn't find them anymore. I guess they were hiding in this place."

"I don't think they are suspicious people at all. They are just a young couple dating at night. Okay, okay, that's it. Stop searching. Tell the school about this and let them handle it. If we catch them, this matter will become a big deal."

finally.
After the group of security guards left, the two people hiding in the closet finally felt relieved.

However, for safety reasons, Chen Xiaoxin and Yan Xiaoxi did not come out immediately. They continued to hide in the closet just in case.

"Ugh"

"I found that you still have a little bit." Chen Xiaoxin said suddenly.

Yan Xiaoxi was stunned for a moment, blushing and angrily retorting: "I have always been the one who said I was average. Don't say that in the future, or else I will beat you to death!"

"It's okay to have it, but it's no different from not having it." Chen Xiaoxin said earnestly: "We should talk about facts and reason, right?"

"To you!"

Yan Xiaoxi pouted, stretched out her hand and pinched his waist fiercely, and said angrily: "You are so arrogant that you deliberately made up a story to scare me, saying that this place used to be a mass grave. I am so angry that I am dying, you big bad guy, I will never coexist with you in the future!"

During the escape, the beautiful girl thought more and more that something was wrong. Later she realized that it was a lie and the purpose was to scare herself, because there were many so-called mass graves circulating in the campus, some of which really existed, but they were basically fabricated.

Chen Xiaoxin smiled awkwardly and replied softly, "I was just teasing you, but I didn't expect that you are afraid of the dark and ghosts. The basic components of the universe are obviously four natural forces and twelve basic particles. There is no such thing as supernatural powers. Your belief in science is still not firm enough."

"Humph!"

"Fuck off!"

Yan Xiaoxi pouted and said angrily: "I'm a girl, I'm afraid of these things."

As soon as the words fell,
The beautiful girl turned around and asked angrily, "Can we go out? It's so stuffy, hot, and crowded here. It's so uncomfortable."

"Um"

"I'll go out first and take a look at the situation."

Chen Xiaoxin carefully pushed open the cabinet, looked outside for a long time, then walked out and turned back to say, "It's safe. You can come out now."

After Yan Xiaoxi came out, she tidied her dirty clothes and said with a pout, "I want to go back."

"Let's go then."

Chen Xiaoxin nodded and left with the beautiful girl.

"what's the situation?"

"Why are you so gray?"

Hu Wenjing, who was reading a book, heard a knock on the door. When she opened the door, she saw Yan Xiaoxi, who was dirty all over. Not only that, her hair was disheveled, and there were a few streaks of dust on her forehead.

"Don't mention it!"

"What bad luck!"

Yan Xiaoxi returned to the room in a rage, and angrily said, "That Chen guy is just a bastard!" Hu Wenjing was confused, but her curiosity was also aroused. She just went out for a walk, but ended up getting covered in dirt. When she came back, she cursed him with a dark face. This shows that there is a story behind it! And it is a very, very exciting story, with ups and downs in the plot.

"What happened?"

Hu Wenjing followed him into the bathroom and looked at Yan Xiaoxi who was removing her makeup. She asked softly, "She was fine before she left. Why do you look like this after you come back?"

Yan Xiaoxi sighed and replied helplessly: "We were just fine. We were chatting about life, study and the future, but he suddenly said that Tianjiao Academy used to be a mass grave and was often haunted. I was scared. I... I..."

Speaking of which,
Yan Xiaoxi's face turned slightly red, and she squeaked and whimpered, "I'll just hang on him."

"."

"Is that intentional?"

Hu Wenjing looked at her meaningfully.

"What do you mean by intentional? I was just scared!" Yan Xiaoxi rolled her eyes and said unhappily, "I was almost going crazy at the time and there were no one around. He suddenly told me this kind of story. I... I could only hang on to him."

"Ah."

"Chen Xiaoxin is indeed a bit bad."

"But just like this, I can't make you look so miserable, right?" Hu Wenjing smiled softly and said, "Is there another story behind this?"

Yan Xiaoxi pouted and wiped her face with a makeup remover towel while she said angrily, "Then the security guard showed up and he took me and ran away. We ran all the way to the tea break area of ​​the activity center and hid in a closet. It was stuffy, hot and crowded."

puff-

Hu Wenjing suddenly laughed, the kind of laughter that was so heartbreaking.

"Hahaha!"

"Killing me!"

Hu Wenjing covered her stomach with one hand and put the other hand on Yan Xiaoxi's shoulder. She bent over and laughed so hard that she almost cried. She said, "It's so miserable. How could you be so miserable? Oh my, I can't take it anymore. I'm going to faint from laughing."

Ah!
I'm so angry!

Yan Xiaoxi was about to collapse. It was a bad tryst, but the most important thing was that she was ridiculed by Hu Wenjing.

"it's okay no problem."

"Keep up the good work."

Hu Wenjing patted her on the shoulder and said earnestly: "At least you have bravely taken the first step and taken the initiative to throw yourself into my arms!"

Yan Xiaoxi, feeling depressed, ignored her. After removing her makeup, she looked at her dirty clothes and turned around and asked helplessly, "Wen Jing, do you have any extra clothes or pants?"

"I'll look for it for you."

"It might be a little big, but if you wash it off now, it might be dry by noon tomorrow."

Hu Wenjing immediately went to find clothes and pants for her, while Yan Xiaoxi took another shower. When the two of them lay in their respective beds, the beautiful girl and the top student was still brooding over what happened tonight, but it was not all painful memories, there was also a hint of sweetness.

such as
He didn't abandon me, but ran away with me in his arms. Just for this reason, he is enough to entrust his life to.

Mr. Yang Jiang wrote that the world has no shortage of beautiful people, rich people, and love is everywhere, but the only thing lacking is the sense of responsibility, security and loyalty that should be there. It does not matter how good a person is, what is important is how good a person is to himself.

Even though you are stupid, bad, mean and silly, it doesn't matter. Just like it.

The next day,

It’s still the same activity center, but the seats have been moved to corners.

Chen Xiaoxin and Yan Xiaoxi were still sitting next to each other, and next to them were the members of the National Sai Gang.

at this time,

Teacher Miao walked in with a serious expression on his face.

"Give me a notice."

"Yesterday, a very unpleasant thing happened in Tianjiao Academy. At night, a man and a woman were secretly talking and making love by the artificial lake. They were caught by the security guards. I declare again that I invited you here not to do anything wrong, but to improve your learning thinking."

Teacher Miao paused and continued sternly: "Students have only three tasks: study! Study! Study again! Don't focus your energy on love affairs. Work hard to improve yourself. That is the most important thing right now!"

Listening to what Teacher Miao said, Hu Wenjing secretly glanced at the two people beside him.
Chen Xiaoxin: ( ̄ー ̄)
Yan Xiaoxi: ( ̄ー ̄)
"Quietly?"

"What's wrong with you? Why are you shaking?"

The girl next to Hu Wenjing saw her lying on the table, her whole body trembling slightly, and asked in confusion.

"It's okay."

"My stomach hurts a little."

Hu Wenjing was trying to hold back her laughter until her stomach started to hurt.

No more.
Sooner or later I will be laughed to death by these two people!
(End of this chapter)