Chapter 221 Are you starting to call me mom and dad? (23)

At this time, Crouching Dragon and Phoenix walked on the campus of Fudan University and met many students. However, they were too mysterious in Fudan University, and there were not many photos. Basically, no one could recognize them when they walked on the street. Only Yan Xiaoxi would be looked at twice because she was very short and cute, like a student who had just entered high school.
As for Chen Xiaoxin, almost no one would pay attention to him. Although there are not many handsome guys like him, many girls simply ignore him because of his decadent temperament.

"Strange"

"Why doesn't anyone come to you for autographs?" Yan Xiaoxi asked, holding someone's arm, looking confused. "You are the pillar of Fudan University, why don't students come to you for autographs?"

"Why sign a name? I'm not a big star. I'm just an ordinary scientist. Why do I need to do fan culture?" Chen Xiaoxin curled his lips and said angrily, "It's infuriating just to talk about it. I won so many honors for the mathematics department, but in the end I don't even have an office of my own. I don't even have a parking space!"

"Okay, okay."

"They all have to go through the process. Do you think they'll give it to you just because you want it?" Yan Xiaoxi rolled her eyes and said unhappily, "Besides, you don't teach classes, so what's the point of giving you an independent office? Are you going to play King of Glory every day?"

Chen Xiaoxin smiled awkwardly and answered seriously: "Nonsense! I'm not that kind of person."

"Humph!"

"That's the kind of person you are!"

Yan Xiaoxi rolled her eyes and said, "It's about time to stop studying mathematics. It's time to study physics. Have you decided what to study?"

"Physics research needs to produce results. And in a short period of time, it needs to achieve earth-shattering success. I think apart from superconducting research, there is no other direction." Chen Xiaoxin replied: "Room-temperature superconductivity is the only thing missing."

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"I'm talking to you seriously!"

Yan Xiaoxi said angrily: "What room-temperature superconductivity? Do you know how many branches it involves?"

Chen Xiaoxin replied with disdain on his face, "As long as it is related to 'biochemical environmental materials', how difficult can it be? Forget about mixing chemical compounds in it, even if I mix some bird droppings in it and run a few sets of data on the equipment, it will be a Chinese core article in the end."

Yan Xiaoxi was speechless for a moment, not knowing how to refute. Indeed, as long as the content is related to biochemical and environmental materials, it is basically fabricated in nine out of ten cases, because the cost of verifying the falsification is too high, and secondly, the publication of falsified garbage papers can bring actual benefits.

It stands to reason.
It is difficult to publish this kind of garbage paper. In fact, it is quite simple. As long as you have strong connections and the corresponding author is a top figure in the industry, this paper will be fine.

"how?"

"Are you going to learn bad things?"

"Are you planning to do these too?" Yan Xiaoxi frowned and stretched out his hand to strangle him.

"I?"

"It's funny!"

Chen Xiaoxin shrugged and answered seriously: "How could I possibly go along with the crowd? I am doing serious research, but compared to other research topics, this direction is really not stressful. Of course, I can't achieve true room-temperature superconductivity, but near-room-temperature superconductivity is within reach!"

"Yo yo yo!"

"Near room-temperature superconductivity, how can it be easily achieved?" Yan Xiaoxi curled her lips and retorted unhappily: "Then you give it a try. If you succeed, let alone three sons, I would be willing to give you five sons!"

Chen Xiaoxin frowned and whispered, "Why don't you try harder and form a football team? Whether we can win the World Cup in the future depends entirely on our sons."

"roll roll roll!"

"Do you think I'm a pig? And... you're putting together a football team." Yan Xiaoxi rolled her eyes, then muttered shyly: "But... a basketball team is no problem."

"Okay!"

Chen Xiaoxin smiled frivolously and said, "I am both a James fan and a James hater."

"What do you mean?" Yan Xiaoxi looked confused.

"James, I'm an old man in my forties. If he wins the championship, I'm a James fan. If he doesn't win the championship, I'm a James hater." Chen Xiaoxin said with a smile, "This is called being a quantum superposition fan of James. But do you give birth to five children at once, or one child per year, taking a year off in between, and giving birth to five children in ten years?"

"Get lost!"

"I'm just saying it casually. Do you think I'm a pig?" Yan Xiaoxi pinched him with a red face and angrily said, "Three at most. No more. This is my limit. I can only tolerate three sons like you. One more will make me collapse."

The two of them were arguing all the way, and even when they were arguing to the point of being angry and embarrassed, a certain girl finally used her unique trick, and they arrived at the mathematics department building in this way.

However.
When the two walked into the building, they felt an oppressive atmosphere.

To be precise, the old professors are particularly cold towards the Crouching Dragon and the Phoenix, while the young scholars are very enthusiastic about the Gemini.

in fact
On the plane, Yan Xiaoxi told someone that although she had made unprecedented achievements in the field of mathematics, she would be ostracized after returning to China, especially in the Department of Mathematics at Fudan University. Chen Xiaoxin could understand the reason.

The mathematics department's pie is so small that as long as someone stands out, all the resources will be taken by him. Chen Xiaoxin is that outstanding person. The key is that he is not just outstanding, he is a person that attracts worldwide attention, so he alone will take up the vast majority of the funds.

When we arrived at Director Wang's office, a professor happened to be there. When he saw the twins, the smile on his face almost broke.

"The great hero is finally back!"

Director Wang hurriedly stood up and pulled chairs for the two of them, while the professor hurriedly poured tea.

"director!"

"Where are my office and parking space?" Chen Xiaoxin got straight to the point and said unhappily, "You're a professor after all, but you don't even have an office. This is a bit unreasonable."

"The application is ready!"

"It's the best and largest office, and you two can share one office." Director Wang said, "The desk and other things will arrive in a few days, and the parking space is also going through the process. It should be ready next week."

Why do we go through the process every day?
Chen Xiaoxin curled his lips but didn't say anything.

The four of them chatted for a while, and then Director Wang suddenly said, "Let's start a class. It's an open class for graduate students every two weeks."

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“I teach others?”

Chen Xiaoxin was speechless, and said bitterly: "I don't know how to do it, and what should I talk about?" "Distributed system of equations."

"The students' desire is very strong!" Director Wang said earnestly.

“They don’t understand.”

Chen Xiaoxin replied helplessly: "Maybe what I'm going to say next is hard to hear, but the fact is... I'm talking to a cow. I worked hard for two hours, but in the end no one could understand me."

"Not really."

"The students who come to attend the class must be masters or above, and they must be postgraduate students of our department." Director Wang pleaded, "Comrade Chen, please!"

How to do?
I don’t want to teach either, but he calls me comrade!
Chen Xiaoxin finally agreed. After thinking about it carefully, it was not a big deal. There were only four classes in half a month, and they were about distributed equations. Actually, it was quite good. The general form of distributed equations could be extended to many variations and could solve many mathematical problems.

Um.
How could I let foreigners master the theory I created first?
"Let's try it this afternoon."

"The students can't wait!" Director Wang suddenly suggested.

"what?"

"Is this so fast?"

"How about tomorrow? I just got off the plane." Chen Xiaoxin said helplessly: "Tomorrow afternoon."

"Too."

Director Wang suddenly remembered that he had just got off the plane and said awkwardly, "I suddenly forgot that you just came back from the United States."

The school issued an announcement about the open class, which instantly ignited the entire Fudan University campus. However, if you want to take Chen Xiaoxin's open class, you need to register on the website in advance.
Subsequently,

The school's website was down.

[What the hell? How many people are trying to get a spot? Stop pushing! Stop pushing! I can’t even wait for my spot.]

【F5 has been pressed! 】

[When will the website return to normal? ]

The WeChat group of graduate students in the Department of Mathematics has exploded, with many people flooding the screen with messages denouncing the Fudan University website as garbage.

At the same time,
Chen Xiaoxin was staying in his own office, which was of course the office of the Physics Department. Compared with the procrastination of the Mathematics Department, the Physics Department was much more straightforward. They had already tidied up the two offices the day after the appointment was announced.

Chen Xiaoxin is in 404 and Yan Xiaoxi is in 405.

"Fool?"

Suddenly Yan Xiaoxi rushed in. The moment she pushed open the door, she saw someone's computer screen and immediately switched to a website.

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“Are you playing games?”

Yan Xiaoxi asked with a dark face.

"No"

"I'm looking at superconducting information." Chen Xiaoxin replied without blushing or beating his heart.

"roll!"

"I saw you playing World of Warcraft." Yan Xiaoxi came to Chen Xiaoxin, snatched the mouse from him, clicked on the game process in the taskbar, and in an instant, the screen switched back to the game.

Yan Xiaoxi stared and said seriously: "Translate, translate. What's going on?"

"ah?"

"This this."

Chen Xiaoxin was shocked and answered at a loss: "What's going on? Is my computer infected with a virus?"

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"Keep on performing!"

"What do you mean you have a virus? I think you have a virus in your brain!" Yan Xiaoxi pinched his face and said angrily, "You have to teach graduate students tomorrow, and you don't even prepare a lesson plan. Aren't you afraid of being embarrassed?"

"What's there to do?"

Chen Xiaoxin simply stopped pretending and answered while playing the game: "I created the theory, how could I be wrong?"

"Let's talk."

Chen Xiaoxin looked at her in confusion and asked curiously, "Why are you looking for me?"

"Mom told us to go back early."

Yan Xiaoxi replied softly, "Let's go home and eat."

"Oh"

Chen Xiaoxin didn't care and said casually: "I see. By the way, did your parents get off work so early today?"

"Yes"

"They are your parents, not my parents." Yan Xiaoxi explained shyly.

Chen Xiaoxin was stunned for a moment, then turned around and looked at her in surprise.

What
what's the situation?
Are you starting to call mom and dad?
(End of this chapter)