Chapter 219: Xiao Cefu was knocked off the bed by a fart

After a long time, Chen Sisi finally calmed down her manic heart.

calm down.

Don't bother with this kind of straight guy.

Chen Sisi immediately put on a stiff smile and looked at Su Ran and said, "Su Ran, thank you. Now I know why you are still single even though you are a bit pretty."

Su Ran turned around, tilted her head and asked curiously, "I didn't know, but you knew it, so why?"

Chen Sisi smiled coldly: "Because you have a big mouth."

Su Ran felt that this answer was a bit strange: "Don't you have one mouth? Do you have two?"

Chen Sisi was speechless for a moment.

She didn't know whether Su Ran really didn't understand or was hinting at her.

If this is a dirty joke, girls really have two mouths.

However, Chen Sisi felt that Su Ran should not be such a frivolous person.

So he really doesn’t understand!
I'm dizzy!

Chen Sisi had never been so speechless before. She was so angry that she almost laughed.

But when she thought that Su Ran was really that naive, she instantly lost her temper.

Glancing at the stove, Chen Sisi asked curiously, "So you didn't stew another old hen today?"

Su Ran shook his head: "How can we eat old hens every day?"

"That's good." Chen Sisi thought Su Ran really wanted to let her suck chicken butt.

Who knew Su Ran would say, "Today I made you preserved egg and lean pork porridge with pork in it, and I also left you a chicken butt that I didn't finish yesterday."

As he spoke, he opened the ceramic lid, and the aroma of rice porridge wafted out, with a golden chicken butt floating on the surface.

Chen Sisi was speechless for a moment: "Are you really going to let me eat your chicken butt?"

"Well, if you like it, of course I'll give it to you. It's okay, I won't fight with you for it."

Chen Sisi:......

Ahhhhh!
Mom, I'm really going crazy.

Where's the knife? Who can bring it to me?

Chen Sisi was speechless. Su Ran was so irritating.

She decided that she would finish the whole pot of porridge with tears in her eyes and would not leave any for Su Ran!
No, just leave him a chicken butt, I don’t want to eat that!

The porridge was soon cooked, and Su Ran used a spoon to scoop a full bowl of water for Chen Sisi.

Looking at the fragrant porridge in the bowl, Chen Sisi couldn't help but eat a spoonful.

good to eat!

Really delicious!
I couldn't help it and ate several spoonfuls.

Although it's hot, it's really delicious.

But halfway through the meal, Chen Sisi felt dizzy and her nose started bleeding again. She quickly asked Su Ran, "Didn't you say that this only contained yesterday's chicken butts? Why is it so strong?"

Su Ran didn't say anything. He used a spoon to rummage through the bottom of the pot and picked out a whole ginseng.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I also put ginseng in it."

You...

The corners of Chen Sisi's mouth twitched twice. She felt speechless and furious, and then she fainted.

Fell on the table again.

Su Ran shook his head and couldn't help but said, "Hey, it seems that you really can't eat too much nourishing food. You still need to take care of your body slowly."

Having said that, he carried Chen Sisi back to his bed.

Midnight,

Chen Sisi woke up again at four in the morning.

She swore the first thing she did when she woke up.

I will never eat anything from Su Ran again!
"Su Ran, I hate you!"

Chen Sisi walked out of the yard cursing and went home.

Behind him, Su Ran did not forget to remind him: "Be careful on the road, and be careful when it gets dark."

Chen Sisi left in such a hurry that it was unknown whether she heard it or not. Su Ran had no choice but to let Dahei escort her home.

When I got home, Aunt Wang hadn't rested yet.

When he heard footsteps coming up the stairs, he opened the door and stood in front of his daughter.

Seeing her mother staring at her with a smile, Chen Sisi felt goose bumps all over her body.

"Sisi, I understand that young people have greater sexual needs, but you still have to remember to take protective measures, okay?"

Chen Sisi:......

No, that's not the point. "Mom, what are you talking about!"

Chen Sisi felt that her mother might have misunderstood something.

Aunt Wang stared at Chen Sisi as if she was coming over: "You are embarrassed to say it, mom knows everything, go to bed quickly."

Chen Sisi now knows that her mother had indeed misunderstood.

"I do not have it."

No?

Aunt Wang laughed happily.

"If not, why were you away from home for two days and two nights? What were you doing?"

Chen Sisi's face turned black.

She was crying inside but couldn't say it.

It’s all because Su Ran gave her such nutritious food.

I feel dizzy every time I take it. Who can stand it?

Forget it. Since my mom wants to misunderstand me, I can’t do anything about it. Just let her be.

Chen Sisi went straight into her room, but she had slept for a long time, so she hardly closed her eyes that night.

the next day.

"Good morning everyone."

Su Ran started the live broadcast on time, and all the fans who had been waiting for a long time rushed into the live broadcast room.

In less than a minute, more than a million people watched it.

Any anchor would be envious of the growth rate of the number of users.

The audience in the live broadcast room also greeted Su Ran one after another.

"Good morning husband."

"Brother Su has been so busy lately, I didn't expect he could start the show on time."

"I feel like Su Ge is my role model. He is already retired, but he is still working so hard. He is truly a role model for my generation."

"I want to see giant pandas."

In response to the audience's request, Su Ran immediately took the audience to look at the sleeping Panda.

These days, the giant panda in Su Ran's home is fat and white.

Not as thin as when he first came down the mountain.

"It looks like the giant panda is eating well at Su Ge's house."

"I'm so envious. If I stayed at Brother Su's house for a while, I would probably become fat and plump."

"Brother Su, can I come to your house for dinner?"

Seeing the audience so excited, Su Ran joked, "Of course you can, but you have to pay for your food."

Su Ran is very humorous, but his laughter disturbs the sleeping giant panda.

The giant panda that looked like a stuffed toy yawned, turned over, and scratched its butt.

Just when Su Ran was worried that it would wake up, this guy fell asleep again after scratching his butt.

"It looks like his butt is itchy."

Su Ran really couldn't help but laugh.

The audience was also very touched by this scene.

"Ah, I have a nosebleed, how cute."

At this moment, a white figure jumped onto the bed.

Su Ran looked carefully and found that it was actually a steamed bun.

The little guy has been awake for a while. Maybe he felt bored and no one was playing with him, so he came to harm the giant panda.

I saw Xiao Naofu touching and scratching the giant panda.

It made Panda toss and turn in his sleep.

It was obvious that the little guy's brows were furrowed.

"Mantou, don't disturb my sleep."

Su Ran tried to stop him, but unexpectedly Mantou put his nose directly on the giant panda's butt.

The sleeping giant panda feels its butt is itchy.

Then the little butt stuck up and a loud fart came out.

The next second, Mantou lost his balance and rolled under the bed.

It was seen covering its nose and rolling on the ground. (End of this chapter)