Chapter 96: This is not snake training, it's just a mouse licking a cat's vagina
"Oh, this is so disgusting, can you please go away!"
In fact, this king snake is not that scary. It's mainly because the shooting angle makes it look bigger, and the distance is so close that the audience can even see its nostrils clearly.
No one can accept a snake face the size of a palm staring at you.
Although they know it is useless, netizens still enjoy spamming comments in the live broadcast room.
"Brother Snake, can you please give me some face and leave quickly?"
"I'm Xu Xian, and I'm going to kill you today!"
"Brother in front, you are really hungry. You can eat anything."
It seems that this originally scary king cobra has suddenly become a prop for netizens to make fun of.
As a well-known anchor on the platform, Su Ran's live broadcast room often attracts the attention of platform staff.
At this time, Xiao Yang, who was at work, saw the backstage data of the live broadcast room soaring continuously, and he knew that the anchor must have started to stir up trouble again.
But when he clicked on the live broadcast room, he found that there was no anchor in the camera, only a spicy strip as thick as his arm.
What’s strange is that netizens in the live broadcast room quite like watching spicy snacks, and the number of barrages and likes is very high.
It turns out that today’s audiences like to watch this?
Grasping the selling point of live broadcast, Xiao Yang directly helped Su Ran update the cover of the live broadcast room.
The picture used is of a king cobra licking the camera with its tongue spitting out.
After reviewing the cover, Xiao Yang kept a close eye on the popularity data in the background of Su Ran’s live broadcast room.
At this moment, some users who had just come out of the marginal anchors were listlessly scrolling through the live broadcasts recommended on the homepage.
Because I just finished showering, I need a live broadcast that can stimulate my nerves.
Suddenly, their eyes stopped on a spicy strip that filled the entire cover.
Woqu, are all live broadcasts so curious nowadays?
I'll have to click in and take a look.
Many users clicked into Su Ran’s live broadcast room out of the same curiosity, and once they entered, they could never get out.
They started to chat with netizens in the barrage.
Xiao Yang watched as the background data soared to nearly 70,000 in less than five minutes, and the data continued to soar, and netizens were not stingy at all in giving gifts to the snake.
This made Xiao Yang very happy.
You must know that Xiao Yang, as a platform staff member, has used up all the recommendation resources he has. In order to improve his performance, he must find a way to increase the popularity and traffic of the section he is responsible for.
He didn't expect that just changing the cover could attract so many users to the outdoor section, which made him extremely excited.
Su Ran took Dahei into the kitchen, drank a few glasses of water to quench her thirst, then poured the water in the teapot into a bottle to take to her grandfather.
Just as I was about to go out, I found that the Saker Falcon had actually run onto the freezer.
Hai Dongqing and Su Ran stared at each other. Su Ran was so excited that he couldn't speak for a moment: "How did you get up there? Can you fly a short distance now?"
It seems that this Saker Falcon recovered from its injuries quite quickly, as it was able to run onto such a high freezer by itself.
Su Ran suddenly had the idea of letting the Saker Falcon fly onto his arm, but he didn't know whether the Saker Falcon would cooperate with him.
"Come here, come to me." Su Ran stretched out his arm. The Saker Falcon tilted its head and stared at it, with no intention of flying over.
Su Ran felt that there was a lack of trust between Hai Dongqing and herself, but trust was difficult to build in a short period of time.
He felt a little disappointed, but still wanted to try again. However, compared to before, Su Ran was more sincere: "Xiao Qing, come to me."
"Chirp!"
The Saker Falcon spread its wings and glided directly from the freezer to Su Ran's arm.
Su Ran was extremely happy and gave Haidongqing a big kiss on the head.
At this moment, a prompt suddenly appeared in front of me:
[Congratulations, you have obtained [Beast Taming Specialization]]
"Expertise in animal taming?" Su Ran was stunned for a moment, and then he felt a large number of animal taming skills flooding into his mind, and even a special connection between him and the Saker Falcon.
"It feels like this connection also exists in other animals."
Su Ran guessed and walked towards the fields with the cup of water.
When he reached the ridge of the field, he put his coat back on.
"Hey, why is the lens so dirty?"
Su Ran was a little suspicious, and he also found that the number of viewers in the live broadcast room increased to more than 500,000 when he was away for a while.
The live broadcast room had a popularity of over one million and ranked first on the outdoor hot list of the day!
Just when Su Ran didn't know what was going on, he saw the barrage of comments reminding him:
"Brother Su, be careful behind you, that spicy noodle has come out of the hole again!"
"Fuck, Brother Su, don't look back! Just run."
"It's over. The anchor looks like he's been scared silly."
Su Ran thought it was some kind of extraordinary venomous snake.
Looking back, I saw a king snake crawling slowly, and its body gradually formed an elegant curve.
As its muscles rhythmically contract and relax, its long, slender body begins to tilt in a distinctive S-shape.
Su Ran said calmly: "Don't panic, everyone. This is just a king cobra. Don't say it's not poisonous. Even if it is poisonous, I'm not afraid."
"Wow, the anchor is so arrogant?"
Su Ran chuckled: "That's right. I don't know if you have heard of it, but there is a kind of person in the folk who has the ability to tame snakes. Not only is he not afraid of snake bites, but he can also make snakes obedient."
"So... Host, you're not saying that this capable person is you, right?"
My little trick was immediately seen through by the audience.
I won’t pretend anymore. I’m going to reveal my cards.
I am the legendary snake trainer!
Su Ran was ready to give it a try: "Since you don't believe me, I will demonstrate it to you on the spot."
"Oh my god, anchor, please stop messing around. Even if the king cobra is not poisonous, it's so thick that a bite from it would hurt."
"Indeed, and there are all kinds of bacteria in the saliva of wild snakes. You might get bitten by a snake and die from other viruses instead of being poisoned by the venom."
"Tell me the location of the host's house quickly. I'm ready to go to the feast."
There were also many netizens watching the fun in the live broadcast room.
If you talk about falcon training, they still think it's reliable.
How do you communicate with a cold-blooded animal like a snake?
Haven’t you heard about the story about a woman abroad who raised a golden python for many years, and who secretly used her body to measure her owner’s height while the owner was sleeping to see if she could swallow him in one bite?
But Su Ran really didn't want to die at this moment. He just wanted to see whether this beast taming skill worked.
It must be said that he himself was a little scared when looking at such a thick king cobra.
Especially since the snake's body was now in an S shape and raised high, and it was spitting out its scarlet tongue from time to time. It felt like it would bite you directly in the face in the blink of an eye.
Su Ran slowed down his breathing and moved closer, trying his best to make his movements appear non-threatening.
He even smiled, trying his best to make the spicy noodle feel his kindness from the bottom of his heart.
I don’t know if it was the animal taming skill that worked, or if Su Ran really reached the level of the Virgin Mary.
This spicy stick, as thick as an arm, actually began to slowly lower its body.
It seems that I have tamed it?
Su Ran swallowed his saliva and then did something that netizens did not expect.
He just stretched out his hand and slowly touched the king cobra's head.
"Fuck, host, you are just like a rat licking a cat's vagina, looking for excitement for no reason!"
It’s over today, my liver hurts, I’ll try again tomorrow!
(End of this chapter)