Chapter 55 Huang Long I think I am (ask for monthly ticket!)

[Why are you guys, who are always causing trouble but can’t do anything good, here again! ]

[Looking at Guang Chengzi's chrysanthemum-like smiling face, you are so angry that you just want to punch him hard until he kneels on the ground and force him to do... Bah! Force him to get out of the human race! ]

【You guys are the fastest to gain merit. 】

[With karma, you will be the fastest to gain benefits! ]

[If you come to me when there is benefit, and help me when there is trouble, then what use is there for me to have you? ]

【Then you frown: Who are you? 】

【Guang Chengzi laughed loudly, and he and the equally smiling Duo Bao Taoist approached you and put their arms around your shoulders, trying to get closer to you.】

[Oh my! Junior brother, you don’t know that the three religions, red flowers, white lotus roots, and green lotus leaves, are originally one family... We are close brothers! ]

[However, you sneered: So you are the disciple of the two uncles? Then your address is wrong. My master is the leader of the Three Pure Ones, and I am also the first disciple of the master. It is reasonable and legal... What junior brother? You should all call me senior brother! ]

[There is a difference between legitimate and illegitimate children. Don’t you understand the iron fist of the cult of legitimate and illegitimate children? ]

【Guangchengzi: ……】

【Duobao Taoist: …】

【Senior…brother? 】

[I understand the reason, and there is nothing wrong with the etiquette, but. ]

[Everyone looked at your obvious True Immortal cultivation and hesitated for a moment...]

[But the temptation of merit is endless, and the seating order of the Three Pure Ones is indeed clear, and etiquette needs to be maintained. So after you raised the etiquette banner of "difference between legitimate and illegitimate children", although everyone was extremely uncomfortable, they still came forward one after another and called you "brother" in a very dry manner.]

Only Guangchengzi showed a look of grievance and unhappiness on his face. His lips moved as if he wanted to shout something else, but... his attitude finally became respectful, and he shouted clearly:

[“Brother…”]

[You seem to shudder. You realize that there is a tragically thick barrier between the two sides...]

[Pooh! What's so pathetic about that? It's so cool! ]

[Seeing these guys who were so awesome in the previous two lives now respectfully bow to you and call you senior brother, you can't help but feel secretly happy...]

[After a rather tortuous greeting, the atmosphere finally became more lively.]

【Guangchengzi and Duobao Daoist have told you their purpose of coming. As expected, they came for merit.】

[You are disdainful in your heart, but you still tell them that the human race no longer needs their help, but is instead helping other families.]

[Instead of trying to find ways to gain merit among the human race, it is better to be down-to-earth and sincerely follow the human race who are going to the countryside to join the various monster tribes in the East Wilderness and do some serious work! ]

[Everyone:...]

[The human race is even helping the demon race with literacy?! Is it because I opened it the wrong way? ]

[Guang Chengzi was stunned for a moment, then tactfully said that the human race was a noble, destiny-ordained protagonist, and it was wrong for them to go to help the poor, and that not all human members would want to go there voluntarily...]

[The implication is that you are forcing these naturally noble people to go against their will, and that this kind of behavior against heaven will definitely lead to collective opposition.]

[You smiled slightly, and rarely refuted...]

[Because what they said was true. The education I gave to the first generation of humans was completely successful. Almost all of them are your most loyal warriors. They will do whatever you say, and will overcome any difficulties perfectly without any complaints.]

[But their descendants may not think so. Although most people still respect you, it would be too difficult for them to leave the comfortable Shouyang Mountain and go to a strange demon tribe to help strangers.]

[For that great ideal, they really want to go to many places, but there are also many who don't want to go. Some people are afraid of hardship. After all, ordinary monsters can't be really good. There are many broken places that even the decrees of the Heavenly Court can't reach. Not only are the conditions poor, but personal safety is also a problem. It's normal not to want to go. ]

[Another group of people are different. Although they have received equal education since childhood, they have never taken it seriously. They are destined to be the protagonists, so why should they be equal to the poor and inferior monsters? ] [It’s good enough that they don’t cause trouble for you, and you still want me to help them? ]

[After calling on millions of people, you have received countless letters of complaints and requests to return to Yangshan...]

[You are under a lot of pressure, but you dare not relax, because this business concerns the future life and death of the human race. However, you also read everyone's letters carefully one by one and made some adjustments.]

[However, your attitude is very clear. Difficulties are indeed difficult, but they must be overcome! ]

【As a result, more and more people started to complain about you...】

【Seeing that you didn't refute, Guang Chengzi felt relieved and advised you with a smile not to do this. A thankless job will not be recognized by everyone.】

[You didn't say much, just told them not to gather in Shouyang Mountain. After all, the Heavenly Court is not blind. You are deliberately exposing the human race! ]

[Guang Chengzi thought about it and felt that what you said was right. It would be easy to be exposed if they did this, so... they chose to come in batches.]

[Anyway, you are a disciple of Taiqing, and you are one of the Three Pure Ones of Kunlun Mountain. Is it strange that brothers help each other? The Emperor of Heaven can't use this as evidence against the human race! ]

[After much persuasion, you really couldn't resist these guys who were crazy about gaining merit, so you had to reluctantly agree to let the Jie and Chan sects each send one person to help you govern the human race, and every cycle, each sect would change one person, and let all the disciples of the two sects take turns to gain merit.]

[So, with both sides taking a step back, you managed to reach a win-win situation...]

[After another round of internal struggle, the two sects each selected a person to earn merits for this period. The disciple of Jiejiao, Duobao Dao Ren, took the lead and stood up without hesitation amidst the cold stares of his fellow disciples! ]

[Duobao Taoist: If you have any opinions, feel free to raise them! (Smile)]

[Junior brothers and sisters: I have no objection...]

[The candidate for the Chan Sect was quite surprising. It was not the eldest disciple Guangchengzi, but the weakest and least qualified Huanglong Zhenren! ]

[The rest of the immortals left with different expressions, leaving only the smiling Duobao Taoist and the awkwardly laughing Huanglong Zhenren...]

[You are a little confused about this. Could it be that the people in the Chan sect are so courteous and friendly? ]

[But this speculation soon disappeared without a trace in Huang Long Zhenren's awkward laughter.]

[“Brother, I am also from the Dragon Clan! To be honest, we are close cousins!”]

【Huang Long Zhenren, with an awkward smile, comes straight to the point and directly establishes a blood relationship with you. What is his intention? It is self-evident. 】

[You suddenly realized the reason why the Chan Sect selected Huang Long Zhenren. It turned out that they wanted to establish a kinship relationship with him so as to improve the favorability of the entire Chan Sect...]

[But you are also very curious. The Jade Purity Saint of the Chan Sect is famous for discriminating against the demon race. Why would he accept a disciple who is from the dragon race? ]

[So you asked Master Huanglong: "I wonder which lineage of true dragons Junior Brother Huanglong is from? Isn't the orthodox lineage of the East Sea Azure Dragon? The South Sea is Red Dragon, the West Sea is White Dragon, and the North Sea is Black Dragon..."]

[Huang Long became more and more embarrassed: Well, actually, Junior Brother, I am not the orthodox true dragon of the Four Seas...]

[Isn't it the real dragon of the Four Seas? Then why is it called dragon? ]

[You were stunned, expressing your confusion, because the four seas dragon tribes have a strict hierarchy. Except for the four seas' blue, red, white and black true dragons, all other dragon tribes cannot be called dragons. For example, your golden Jiao tribe can only be called "Jiao".]

[And the Yellow Dragon...Excuse me, is there a real yellow dragon in the world?]

[You have realized that the name given by Huanglong Zhenren is beyond the rules! ]

[You asked with a smile: "Is Junior Brother a dragon?"]

【Huang Long: ……】

[“I think I am…”]

……

(End of this chapter)