Chapter 366: Fellow People

Chapter 366: Fellow People
Sometimes Yan Xu feels that he has a very low bottom line and is a bit shameless. After all, no decent person would have three wives and four concubines and a bunch of women. But there is always someone who jumps out to tell him, no, you are not qualified.

The person in front of him proved this point with just four words, which made Yan Xu speechless but also secretly happy, because this proved that his moral bottom line was indeed above the normal level, which was cause for celebration.

"Get out!" After proving his bottom line, Yan Xu had enough confidence and shouted at Fan Luohan righteously, as if he was standing on the moral high ground and incarnated as the Lord of Morality, experiencing the noble moral integrity of reporting the website after reading it.

"The Taoist priest does not understand the beauty of it. I have here an unparalleled method of dual cultivation that leads directly to the Paradise. There are three volumes of the Paradise Cave Sutra, the upper, middle and lower volumes. There are 108 dynamic Vajra postures, the static exercise of Facing the Sky with Incense, and other auxiliary methods of practice such as the Flying Dance." The pink arhat said with a flamboyant look, just like selling CDs at the school gate. Yan Xu was moved by what he said, but he still shook his head firmly. He was strong and had many postures, and his wife and concubines were still very moist, so he was not tempted.

Faced with Yan Xu's repeated rejection, Pink Arhat was neither discouraged nor angry, and continued.

"I and the Taoist hit it off right away. You are like myself. We are destined to be fellow Taoists."

I don't know how Pink Arhat saw it, but his words were so convincing that Yan Xu was almost led astray by him. When he heard that he was a fellow practitioner, he almost asked about that practice. Fortunately, he still kept his composure and didn't reveal his true intention. However, he had to say that the other party was very good at judging people.

This guy is just short of having the word "lecherous monk" carved on his forehead, but Yan Xu is not bad either. Although he did not cheat physically in his previous life, thanks to the developed Internet, his brain has long been polluted beyond recognition, like a sea of ​​filth like the Huangshan Mountain.

After crossing to the world of Japan, he let himself go. Not even race could restrict his unrestrained love. All kinds of fantasies that ordinary people could not enjoy or achieve came true one after another. If he had not been seeking transcendence, he would have been addicted to it.

Otherwise, why would Yan Xu be targeted by the Paradise Church as soon as he arrived in the strange world? Even Ms. Lust liked his post, and it was not a waste of time. So when Fan Luohan said that he was a confidant, he was absolutely right.

Yan Xu, who was quite self-aware, would not do such a thing as telling lies with his eyes open, let alone what was wrong with a man being lustful, he thought righteously.

"Please, Taoist priest, appreciate my wonderful dance of flying bliss." After saying that, the pink arhat took the rosary from his neck.

This rosary is made of 108 pink jade beads. Each bead is the size of a thumb, and each one is round and shiny. It is engraved with a flying figure with a sacred face and enchanting posture. It is called the Ru Rosary and is the most proud magic weapon of the Pink Arhat.

With just one throw, the one hundred and eight prayer beads transformed into one hundred and eight graceful flying figures, while setting up a three-dimensional cylindrical formation.

As soon as the formation started, pink ambient lights were turned on. At the same time, peach blossoms appeared in the sky and fell like rain, emitting charming fragrance that penetrated into the heart. In this atmosphere, 108 graceful flying figures, some holding musical instruments, some dancing, some singing. Their expressions were sacred, some charming, some immature, some seductive, all different, making people dazzled and confused.

Even though Yan Xu was knowledgeable and experienced, he couldn't help but take a breath of the fragrance at this moment. Suddenly, a warm current went straight to his dantian, making his cerebellum stir.

"Master, what do you think of this dance?" The pink arhat did not ask about the formation, but about the dance. He smiled as if fellow Taoists were sharing a disc with each other, or as if a group of people were taking out a picture and asking if there were other group members who liked it.

"The arrangement, choreography, and layout are all first-rate, especially the perfect integration." Yan Xu is also a master who has seen and tasted it, but the country in the East is small and the population is small. Even if the rich Moroboshi family can't create such a big scene just for his personal hobby, so the praise is really from the heart. "It's a pity that it's not enough." How many men are willing to admit defeat in this regard? It's just a waste. No matter how wasteful you are, you are just one person. At most, you have a sect and a heritage. Behind Yan Xu are hundreds of millions of LSP netizens in his previous life. From pure love to darkness, there are also bull heads in between. He has seen everything, so he threw the bone lock hammer in his hand.

The bone-locking hammer with five heads gathered together suddenly dispersed. After absorbing the strange essence thrown by Yan Xu, its skin and flesh regenerated and transformed into five witches of joy who represented the ultimate depravity of mankind. Their mere appearance overshadowed the 108 Flying Gods.

It's not that Fei Tian is not good, it's just that she is not wild enough. Especially for LSPs like Fen Luohan and Yan Xu, purity can only be appreciated and coquettishness is just the norm. If you really want to make their hearts beat, there must be enough stimulation, and in this regard, no one is more professional than the Witch of Joy. Not long after she appeared on the stage, she shook Fen Luohan's mind and made him blush and his heart was fluttering.

"Supreme bliss!" The pink arhat showed an intoxicated smile of great joy. The loose monk's robe could not conceal his body's instinct, but his eyes became clearer and brighter, as if the excitement of his body and the peace of his heart were completely separated.

Yan Xu was in a similar state to the other person. His body was reacting, but his heart remained calm.

It’s just that Pink Arhat relies purely on the cultivation of his state of mind, while Yan Xu relies mostly on the Tianxin Ring and the Tai Chi Diagram, and the difference between them is obvious.

Although it was cheating, Yan Xu saw all of Pink Arhat's performance and said to himself, "As expected."

Buddhism is not all about the emptiness of the four elements, nor is it all about compassion, otherwise where would the Happy Buddha and the Angry Vajra King come from?

In fact, these are all part of the countless gods and Buddhas. If you abandon them completely, you will undoubtedly become incomplete and will never be able to achieve the Tao. Therefore, there are various Buddhist incarnations, which represent the other side of themselves while making the subject more glorious and easier to comprehend the Tao.

This is the path that Pink Arhat is taking. Even though he has fallen into unorthodox ways, as long as he attains enlightenment one day, he will be able to escape from the sea of ​​desire and become a Buddha instantly. At that time, he will be accepted by Buddhism again and become a living Buddha. Naturally, everything in the past will be in vain.

Afterwards, the two of them fought back and forth with great pleasure, involving Xu Feiyan and Lin Xiangqiao in it. They suffered a lot, but no one cared about it at the moment. This was not a picture fight in the group, but the evolution of one's own Tao. Even though Yan Xu had only a vague understanding of this due to his realm, he knew that now was not the time to back down. He could only rack his brains and bring out the collective wisdom of netizens in the previous life, and fought happily with this generation of descendant who was suspected to be the Laughing Buddha of Buddhism.

"Supreme bliss, fellow Taoist, look at my incarnation." The pink arhat put his hands together, called out softly, and a two-meter-tall image of joyful Buddha Dharma appeared behind him.

Although only the male body was incomplete, it made the Pink Arhat's magic power soar, at least improving it to a higher level.

Yan Xu was not to be outdone and summoned the Ghost Rakshasa.

Compared to the golden image of joyful Buddha, the ghost Rakshasa with silver hair, pink eyes and black armor and chains wrapped around her body looks more like an evil goddess, but her sacred nature remains unchanged, which makes the pink arhat look at Yan Xu with a softer gaze, as if he really regards him as a fellow traveler.

(End of this chapter)