Chapter 387 What more can I ask for?
"You damn cat are here to ruin my business again!"

Yan Xu was really right. As soon as the raccoon scratched a corner of the vermilion gate, the fox inside couldn't sit still anymore.

With a shout, the fox girl in a bright red wedding dress opened the door aggressively and started quarreling with the raccoon, and finally they started fighting.

The fox wife was also furious. She didn't care about her phoenix crown and bridal robe. She supported herself on the ground with her hands and stuck out her buttocks. Her waist sank instinctively, revealing her graceful curves, especially her round and firm buttocks and two sizable breasts, which were simply eye-catching.

The raccoon was not willing to be outdone. Its body size suddenly grew, and it fought with the opponent like a leopard without any mercy.

You scratched and clawed me, you kicked and stomped me, we tumbled and rolled, and the dust flew up. The phoenix corona and bridal robe were all torn to pieces on the ground, and the hair was all flying around.

On the way, Yan Xu heard Lao Niu talking about his grudge with the old fox in Beishan. In fact, Lao Niu had the idea of ​​being a mount hundreds of years ago, and he also encountered a very good opportunity, but the opportunity was accidentally ruined by the old fox.

If it were just that, it would be fine, but when Lao Niu heard that the man had become an immortal, his defense immediately broke down.

You have to know that Lao Niu has been practicing hard for hundreds of years and is just one step away from success. If he follows the other party, even if he cannot ascend to heaven with that person, being infected with some immortal energy will be enough for him to be reborn and seize the last ray of hope for survival in the Dharma Ending Age.

Therefore, the old cow has not yet fought to the death with the old fox of Beishan, which is considered to be quite restrained.

However, the old cow can endure it, but the raccoon cannot.

When it had just become a spirit, it was treated as prey and toyed with by its fox wife, who was fighting against it, for three whole months, leaving it with serious psychological trauma.

Although the Beishan fox family does not kill easily, even if the old cow had not taken it away, it would not necessarily die. But how could the raccoon swallow this anger? It just came to the door for no reason, and it scratched the vermilion door dozens of times.

The old fox at Beishan felt guilty towards the old cow, and as it was just a fight between teenagers, he never asked about it and did not allow other foxes to interfere, so the fight lasted for more than a hundred years.

Because the human body is not suitable for the fighting method of wild beasts, the fox wife also half revealed her true form, with fox ears and tail standing up, her limbs covered with fur, her claws and fangs becoming very sharp, and she looked very hungry.

After being a wife for hundreds of years, the fox wife has already been developed to an extremely deep degree. Her waist and hips, her chest, and her every move are those of a raccoon. If it were another man, even if he knew it was a monster, he would still go up the narrow path of the fox hill.

Yan Xu looked at Bai Yun a few more times and couldn't help but have some expectations for her. After all, who doesn't love the white-haired Fu Rui?

The two sides fought for thirty rounds, and the people inside could no longer sit still. Today was different from the past. It was a happy day, so how could they just leave the groom aside and let the bride run off to fight with a cat? So an old man came to the door with his six daughters and seven sons-in-law.

The six fox wives are all extremely beautiful, but the seven sons-in-law are of varying ages. Some of them are only over 30 years old but already have gray hair, and suffer from symptoms of qi and blood deficiency, so serious that they can't breathe after walking a few steps and have to rely on their wives for support. However, even in this situation, their hands are still not honest and always slip, and they like to climb over mountains and hills.

It is indeed the true nature of a man. As long as he can still breathe, he will not repent.

The one in the best condition is naturally the groom. After all, he has not been used yet, let alone overdrawn, so his complexion is still good.

However, the six sons-in-law all knew that this was only temporary. Their legs would become weak in three to five days, and they would learn how to maintain their health without any instruction in three to five months. Then they could pull the other party into their small group and exchange nourishing experiences and various kidney-tonifying remedies.

As for why people were not invited to join the group earlier, it is mainly because men cannot recognize the reality as long as they are not vain. If they cannot recognize the reality, they will think they are very good in some aspect. Talking about nourishing food is an insult to him, and the ultimate insult.

This is also the difference between young people and middle-aged people. The former are stubborn, while the latter have learned to be soft-hearted by drinking wolfberry water. In fact, the seven sons-in-law all know that their wives are not human beings, and they will not live long like this, but so what.

It is not difficult to choose between a lifetime of meditation or a happy life, especially when your wife is not only charming and attractive, but also gentle, considerate and meticulous.

During the day, she accompanies him in reciting poems and composing couplets, and at night she is even more versatile and can move on her own.

How lucky I am to meet a good man like him, what more could I ask for.

The fight finally ended with the Beishan Old Fox apologizing and begging for mercy.

The fox wife went to wash and change clothes angrily. Yan Xu stroked the raccoon whose fur was missing patches, and followed the Beishan Old Fox into the house with a smile on his face.

The yard was decorated with lights and a grand banquet was held. Not only the old fox family came, but also many humans came to give gifts and eat at the banquet. This shows that the old fox family in Beishan has a good reputation among humans, otherwise no living person would dare to eat at the monster's house, for fear of becoming the subject of the banquet while eating.

However, no monsters or fairies came to celebrate. It was not because they didn't want to give them face, but mainly because the old fox's family had too many weddings and funerals.

My goodness, seven daughters took turns getting married and crying at the graves. The hill behind is almost full of space for all the burials. They come every time, and the gift money alone is an astronomical figure.

"The old man is marrying off his daughter, and I can't come empty-handed. So I'll give you a bottle of herbal liquid as a gift." Yan Xu gave this gift not only to save face in large numbers, but also out of pity for the other party.

As a man, we should help if we can. It's just a matter of pulling out a few more handfuls of grass. Yan Xu looked at the six sons-in-law who were about to reach the end of their service life and thought with pity.

In fact, the herbal liquid is not that magical. It is fine for mortals, but it is of no use to big monsters like the Old Fox and the Old Cow of Beishan who have been practicing for nearly a thousand years because they are too strong.

Just like a traveler walking in the desert, a few drops of water cannot solve any problems, but they bring a different feeling.

When the old cow drank the herbal liquid, he was savoring the pure spiritual energy that was no longer available, rather than filling the gap that he had lost over the years.

After receiving the gift, Beishan Old Fox secretly breathed a sigh of relief, because this meant that the other party had no hostility and was at least willing to give him face, which was enough.

After the newlyweds entered the bridal chamber, the daughters and sons-in-law went back home. Beishan Old Fox asked the servants to clean up the yard, led everyone to the main hall, and asked someone to serve them good tea.

Faced with the invitation, the old cow remained unmoved and lay calmly in the yard, ruminating on the beans and grass that became more and more fragrant the more it chewed.

Old Fox was stunned by Old Cow's attitude, and then he took a breath of cold air. His attitude became three points more humble when facing Yan Xu.

Having lived for nearly a thousand years, the old fox relied not on strength but on being kind to others. Otherwise, the grave of his son-in-law in the back mountain would have been chopped down by the righteous as a demon.

It is a good idea not to hit a smiling person, and this old fox doesn't have much karma or sin, so Yan Xu's attitude is also good.

However, if you really think that this old fox who has been practicing for nearly a thousand years is a soft persimmon, then you are blinded by greed.

(End of this chapter)