Chapter 292 Please Call Me Pretty Boy [Request Full Order]

Went downstairs.

Nowadays, there is also a large army of people who have equipped themselves with pagers.

Take this thing out.

Took a look.

He shook his head again.

I put the thing back and walked across the street. There happened to be a community service point and a newsstand opposite me, with a sign saying that you could make public calls there.

"Brother Yang, I found your sixth son."

"Yes, this kid is indeed a bit problematic. He actually closed the office and hid in his rental house, drinking all day long. It looks like he hasn't been out for a week or so. There are rotten lunch boxes, various food scraps, and wine bottles all over the floor. I'm afraid there must be hundreds of them. Fortunately, he didn't drink white wine, otherwise I think this kid would drink himself to death in the rental house."

"what?"

"Woman? I didn't see any woman, but I poured cold water on this kid. He kept saying that he was going to jail. I don't know what he did wrong to be so scared."

"Okay, I'll wait for him downstairs. I'll call you back after I find out what this kid did wrong."

"Don't worry, it's nothing. I don't think this kid is capable of murder or arson. At most, he just ate, drank, gambled and whored. He forgot to pay. The worst that can happen is that he will be locked up for a few days."

"Yes, I'll take care of it. I'm hanging up now."

He hung up the call to Lu Yang.

Da Jun took out 5 yuan from his pocket and handed it to the newsstand owner, while looking at the stairwell opposite.

"Why haven't you come down yet?"

"Isn't this kid afraid of getting beaten and hiding or running away?"

He frowned slightly.

The barber shop opposite, which was originally closed, quietly opened a crack in the door at this moment, revealing a face that looked pretty from a distance, and clothes that looked cool from a distance. First, she yawned several times, and then threw a few coquettish glances at Mainland who was in the telephone booth opposite.

The army sneered: "Lazy woman, what's the point of being beautiful? You don't even work hard when you have business, and you sleep all day long. You've wasted such a good position, ha."

Could it be that this is the result of the disappointment of fellow individual business owners and small shop owners?
"Handsome boy, you are wrong. She sleeps at this time so that she can have energy to do business at night. I don't think you are a virgin, so why are you so ignorant?"

The newsstand owner said in amazement, "This handsome boy, you won't suffer any loss if you listen to the old man. You look handsome, tall and strong, but you still don't play around enough. You need to play around more, otherwise you will be laughed at for saying such things."

The boss was probably in his early 50s. He was fanning himself with a palm-leaf fan to cool himself down and even pretended to be Zhuge Liang.

Da Jun blushed, turned his head and stared into the boss's eyes and said, "You said she was a prostitute? Do you have any evidence? Then why didn't you call the police to arrest her?"

The boss looked at him as if he were a rare animal. He waved his palm-leaf fan two or three times, shook his head and said, "My fault. Sorry, I made a mistake just now. I have to apologize for what happened just now. Juan is a poor woman. She is not a prostitute. She is just a shampoo girl. Don't call the police to arrest her."

Really.

Where did this young man come from?
As a fellow man, even if you don't want to take care of the business here, you can't ruin other people's business and call the police. Is that how you do it?
Da Jun was completely confused and subconsciously wanted to touch the back of his head, but he remembered that before they set out, Yang Ge'er told him not to touch the back of his head, especially in front of outsiders, as that would make him look particularly stupid and gullible.

Then he put his hand down silently.

I thought about it.

Put your hand on the newsstand.

"give change."

The boss stopped fanning himself with a palm-leaf fan and asked, "What's the change?"

Da Jun glared at him and said in a fierce voice, "What? You want to default on your debt? I just gave you 5 dollars."

"Oh."

The boss nodded and immediately began to fan himself with a palm-leaf fan:
"Yes, now I remember, you gave me 5 dollars."

"Well, let me do the math for you. Interprovincial long-distance calls start at 2 yuan. There is no additional charge for calls within one minute. For every extra minute, an additional 1 yuan will be charged. You just called for 1 minutes and 4 seconds. According to the rules, you exceeded the time by 3 minutes and 06 seconds. I have to charge you for an overtime of 2 minutes, 06 yuan per minute. For an overtime of 3 minutes, that's 1 yuan. Add the basic charge of 1 yuan, and the total should be 4 yuan."

"Chenghui, handsome boy, you have to give me another dollar and twenty cents."

As he said this, he spread out his hands towards the anti-North Korean army.

Da Jun was so angry that his nose was crooked. "Why? I was only a few seconds overtime. Why are you charging me for one minute?"

"boom!"

He slapped the newsstand.

He used too much force, causing the entire wooden chopping board to creak a few times and almost collapse.

But it also scared the boss.

He quickly took a few steps back.

He stopped fanning himself with the palm-leaf fan and covered his head with his hands, saying, "What do you want to do, you bastard? You have to pay for damaging my stall. This is a public stall and the phone is also public. You have to pay for calling me. I'm not trying to cheat you."

Da Jun became even angrier. He was a handsome guy just now, but now he has become a loser. He immediately leaned forward, grabbed the boss by the collar, and pulled him back: "Say it again."

The two of them almost came nose to nose this time.

When Da Jun spoke, the breath and saliva he exhaled fell directly on the boss's face like raindrops.

"Oh my god!"

The boss almost suffocated.

This person must have eaten garlic last night, and it must have been overnight garlic. He must not have brushed his teeth in the morning. His saliva is so smelly.

But he didn't dare to move or reach out to touch it at this time.

Because the army picked him up again, directly from the newspaper hall to the outside. With his small body, less than 1 meters tall, maybe just over 7 meters, and very thin, he must have weighed at most 1 kilograms.

For the army to carry him, isn't it just like playing?

"Let's talk it over, let's talk it over, my good man, let's talk it over."

The boss finally panicked at this time.

"Call me pretty boy."

"Okay, handsome boy, let's talk it over nicely. I was wrong, I was really wrong. I miscalculated just now. How can you charge for a few seconds overtime? Yes, I miscalculated. You only need to pay 4 yuan, and I have to give you 8 cents. This is 2 cents. Here, it's all yours. Please put me down quickly. I have high blood pressure. If you keep doing this, I will get sick."

Da Jun snorted coldly, took the money and threw him aside.

"Wait a minute."

He put the 5 cents in his pocket, took out another stack of change from his pocket, found the three most tattered -cent bills, walked over and stuffed them into the boss's shirt pocket.

He patted the boss' chest again and said, "I am a principled person when doing things. I want the two cents I deserve, but I don't want the extra three cents. Look carefully, I'm going to give it back to you."

The boss coughed heavily a few times.

I thought: Ouch, I almost broke my ribs, thank you so much. But I dare not complain!

I could only nod with tears in my eyes: "Okay. Handsome boy, you are great. I wronged you. I will apologize to you again. Please leave now."

Already crying.

Da Jun also felt that he was being too bullying. After thinking about it, he took out the 5 cents that the boss had given him as change, and then took out the three tattered dimes that he had just stuffed into the boss's shirt pocket and stuffed the cents back into his pocket.

"Forget it. I'm a magnanimous person, so I won't argue with you. I don't want the 2 cents either. You can take care of yourself. By the way, don't wash your hair for no reason, or you'll get caught."

Done.

The army has marched away.

Only the boss was left, his face disheveled and squatting on the ground.

"Have I made a mistake again?"

"This silly guy, he actually knows what washing hair is?"

"Is he, is he warning me?"

"Tell me not to cause trouble, or else, you're going to call the police to arrest me for soliciting prostitution?"

“Ahhhhh, what a sin!!!”

The boss kept pounding his hands on the ground.

At this time, Da Jun had already walked to the other side of the curb, picked up a person from the shadow of the stairwell, and dragged him directly into the alley next to it.

"Tell me, what happened?"

This dejected and dejected guy is none other than the sixth brother, Lu Youzhi.

Facing the army's questioning.

He first kept his mouth shut, not wanting to speak.

But when the army waved his fist as big as a casserole and clenched it tightly, the knuckles made a crisp "crackling" sound.

He shuddered, then lowered his head and said, "I, I, I slept with a girl. She, she is a female college student."

"Not voluntary?"

Da Jun frowned and looked a little ugly.

"Ah."

Lao Liu nodded slightly.

"Then you deserve to die. Don't go to jail. After a few jail terms, just go and be shot."

After saying that, he picked him up.

Prepare to enforce justice.

What?

Of course, send it to the Public Security Bureau!
Isn't it the duty of a law-abiding citizen and a veteran who has not faded from military service that this should be done?

"No, Brother Dajun, put me down now. I haven't finished what I'm saying yet. Please listen to me until I finish."

Lu Youzhi panicked.

He didn't want to go to the police station to surrender himself.

and,

Besides, no one called the police.

"The girl didn't call the police."

He finally spoke out.

Da Jun was stunned and put him down. "You didn't call the police? Then why are you so anxious? Tell me, what happened?"

Lu Youzhi stammered, "She, she asked me to marry her."

Da Jun was delighted when he heard this. He patted his shoulder heavily and said, "You are really good, you are almost as good as your cousin. Isn't this a good thing? You got a female college student as your wife for free, and she didn't sue you, so you were spared from jail. Why do you still despise her?"

Lu Youzhi had no words to express his pain.

Can he say it?

This girl isn't the type he likes?

When they had sex, they almost got into a fight?
Also, this girl and her ex-girlfriend were good friends, the kind that loved and hated each other and wanted the other to die?
By the way, there’s also the matter of my cousin involved. At the beginning, the two girls helped my cousin upstairs, stripped naked and tried to force him to sleep with them. This should be true, right?
Although it is just one-sided statement, what if it is true?
If we meet in the future, I will be so embarrassed. Even if my cousin pretends not to know and doesn't laugh at me, can I still pretend I don't know?
Which of these things can be explained?
"me……"

Lu Youzhi hesitated for a long time, and finally mustered up the courage to say, "Brother Dajun, can I ask you for a favor? Please help me find her and tell her that I can give her a lot of money to help her realize her dream of studying abroad. Doesn't she want to go abroad? I can help her as long as she is willing to reconcile with me. I beg you, Brother Dajun, please help me."

The army saw that he was so useless.

I'm quite angry.

But after thinking about it, he was still a younger brother of his clan, so he could help if he could, so he said simply, "Give me your address and name, and I'll give it a try. Don't blame me for not reminding you. If the girl doesn't want to, you should be prepared to marry her in a sedan chair. Otherwise, even if the girl doesn't sue you, I will take you to jail and let you stay in there for a few years to wake up your pig brain."

Lu Youzhi didn't dare to refute at all, and honestly reported the plump girl's school, class, and name.

After listening to this, Da Jun sneered: Isn’t this classmate Xiaoxiao?
"Okay, wait for the news."

He turned his back and strode forward, not even bothering to pay attention to the brat behind him.

Otherwise, Da Jun would be afraid and would not be able to control his hands and would have to beat him severely.

Let’s talk about the other side.

The chubby girl who had gone to find Lu Youzhi was now on the bus to the hospital accompanied by a girl with a ponytail and long legs.

Qian Youyou remained silent.

He even took the initiative to give up his seat to the slightly plump girl.

But the slightly plump girl was not only not grateful, but also laughed at her: "I say, Qian Youyou, this matter is none of your business. Do you really need to pretend to be a good person and accompany me on this trip?"

Qian Youyou looked around with a cold face. Seeing that no one noticed this place, he said calmly in a low voice: "Why is it none of my business? If I hadn't kept it a secret for the two of you, how could this happen? The tricks you two played couldn't be hidden from Mr. Lu, so you went to deceive his cousin one after another, right? Now even the office is closed, so of course I have a responsibility."

The plump girl was dissatisfied and said, "Who lied to him? I am also a victim. You have to understand clearly that it was that bitch Yingzi who lied to him. Now Yingzi has gone abroad, but she left me in the country and caused me to be raped as a punching bag. Am I wronged? Am I not wronged?"

Don't pretend to be a good person. If you hadn't chased us downstairs, we would have gone abroad with Mr. Lu's help. There wouldn't be so many problems today.
And you, Qian Youyou, you stayed here on your own. Who knows what happened to you upstairs?
Laugh at us, hahaha, I think you are a bitch too."

The slightly plump girl finished speaking.

Qian Youyou’s little face turned pale in an instant.

(End of this chapter)