Chapter 172: Bathing together, but almost got into a fight
Before Lin Yi could call for a stop, Luo Qinghan sat on him.
Then there was a scream.
"puff!!!"
"what's wrong?"
Luo Qinghan knelt on the bed again and asked in confusion. She didn't sit down very heavily.
"How can I bear to have something weighing more than 100 kilograms sitting on my butt?"
"Oh."
"No, you're calling me fat."
Luo Qinghan realized that Lin Yi was saying that she was fat, and she was so angry that she reached out and slapped Lin Yi's butt.
"I do not have."
Lin Yi immediately argued.
"What did you just say? I said it would hurt if you, such a big person, sat on my butt."
"You just said I'm fat!"
Luo Qinghan was so angry that he slapped Lin Yi's butt hard, and then complained: "You are so thin, there is no meat on your butt, and it is not as elastic as mine."
"You are a woman, so your butt must be perky."
"Who said that? Men also have perky butts, okay? Some muscular men have butts that look like they have two steel balls stuck in them."
Luo Qinghan was so angry that he sat back a little and sat on Lin Yi's thigh, which Lin Yi could accept.
"Two steel balls are fine, but what kind of weird metaphor is this?"
Lin Yi imagined it for a moment, and the scene was a bit eye-catching: "Could it be that you like this?"
"How is that possible? I think it's so ugly. Some muscular men like to show off their muscles. It makes me feel sick. Real muscles are not obvious when wearing clothes."
"So what you're saying is that you hope I can gain some weight, too?"
"No, I mean you're too skinny, your butt is shriveled, that's why you often have backaches."
Luo Qinghan said as he gave Lin Yi a massage.
After a moment of silence, Lin Yi muttered, "It's because you squeezed me dry some time ago."
"What did you say?!"
Luo Qinghan bit his lips in anger.
"Can you hear this?"
Just as Lin Yi finished his shocked complaints, he felt a sharp pain in his waist.
Then Luo Qinghan got off Lin Yi in anger and lay aside to play with his phone: "You said it was me who made you so thin, so I won't touch you anymore."
Lin Yi rubbed his waist and looked at the angry Luo Qinghan: Women, it’s just like what the doctor said, if they don’t have a proper life for a long time, they will become irritable.
Thinking back, this was the first time Luo Qinghan lost his temper with Lin Yi.
But he didn't take it seriously, just a small fight.
After being massaged by Luo Qinghan for a while, he felt very comfortable. He lay down for a while and then took a light sleep.
At night, Luo Qinghan still ignored Lin Yi and seemed to be still angry.
Lin Yi didn't say anything. He took the initiative to make dinner, collect clothes, and do all the housework.
After dinner, he went to wash the dishes, and Luo Qinghan still didn't say anything, but the angry expression on his face was no longer there.
Lin Yi didn't know if he was still angry, and thought about admitting his mistake and apologizing tomorrow.
If he said that now, Luo Qinghan might get angry again, and then he would take the opportunity to deal with him.
Just as he was about to take a shower in his pajamas, Luo Qinghan came running over, blocked the bathroom door before it closed, and then went in.
"Why did you come in? I'm taking a shower."
"I want to wash it too."
"Then you wash first."
Lin Yi was about to go out, but Luo Qinghan stopped him at the door again: "Let's take a shower together."
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Lin Yi fell into silence, and looked at Luo Qinghan's face which had begun to slowly rise to a smile that he could no longer suppress.
"Don't think I don't know what you're thinking."
Lin Yi looked at me with some disdain: "I'm really tired, let's talk about it tomorrow, just let me go tonight."
Unexpectedly, Luo Qinghan insisted on taking a bath together: "It's really just a bath."
"I do not believe."
Lin Yi pointed outside and said, "I'll ask Garfield, but he won't believe it even if I hug him." "Really?"
Luo Qinghan nodded heavily to express his sincerity: "Look, isn't the country advocating water conservation recently? We can save water by taking a bath together."
"What kind of bullshit is this."
Lin Yi was stunned. Luo Qinghan actually gave such a reason just to take a bath together.
"What a bullshit! I'm telling you, when I take a shower, you wash your hair, and when you take a shower, I wash my hair."
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Lin Yi was completely stunned. He didn't know how to refute: How come this woman's ability of sophistry is so powerful?
After thinking for a moment, Lin Yi said to Luo Qinghan: "Then close your eyes when you go in later."
Who knew that Luo Qinghan would agree decisively: "Okay."
Lin Yi was also speechless. Luo Qinghan really closed his eyes and took off his clothes.
"Okay, take me in, I'll hold you and won't open my eyes."
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Lin Yi was speechless and had no choice but to say: "Forget it, you'd better open your eyes. I'm afraid you'll fall."
"whee."
The two of them went into the bathroom to take a shower together. I don’t know if Luo Qinghan was restraining his thoughts, but he really didn’t do anything.
Lin Yi felt that something was bound to happen soon, and they would probably end up taking a bath together.
But soon the two of them ran out of ideas.
We almost got into a quarrel.
"The water is so cold, have you always been taking cold showers?"
Luo Qinghan frowned and rubbed his arms.
"Is this still cold? It's warm water."
"This is clearly cold water. I'll turn it up a bit."
Luo Qinghan reached out and turned the thermostat.
"That's almost it."
"what!!!"
Lin Yi was almost scalded to death.
"You want to murder me?"
"Where's the hotness?"
Finally, the two of them took a shower separately.
When they returned to the room, they were still confused and a little annoyed with each other.
Lin Yi's arm was even burned a little red.
“Is it that hot?”
"The water is hot enough for slaughtering pigs."
"You actually called me a pig!"
Lin Yi got into bed before Luo Qinghan was about to deal with him, still muttering in his heart: Which idiot said that taking a bath together would be so pleasurable?
But he just hid in the bed and couldn't escape anywhere else. Luo Qinghan, who was wearing a nightgown, pressed directly on him: "Why are you talking more and more rudely lately?"
"I didn't. It was really hot just now."
"Bah, I won't listen to your excuses."
Luo Qinghan pressed on Lin Yi and hit his head.
"I said I wanted to lose weight last month, but you totally disagreed. Why are you calling me fat now? I haven't gained any weight recently."
"I really didn't say you were fat. It's really unfair."
"I don't want to listen. I don't want to listen. You are just complaining and quibbling."
Luo Qinghan took a pillow and smashed it hard on Lin Yi's head: "Unless you hug me tonight, you despise me."
"Well!!!"
Lin Yi was pressed down and made unclear sounds.
Luo Qinghan took the pillow away, and then he heard clearly: "Don't do it, let me rest for a night, and I'll hug you tomorrow."
"You said the same thing yesterday. I don't care. Tomorrow is tomorrow, and every day is tomorrow. I want tonight."
"Help!"
(End of this chapter)