Chapter 348 People without jokes are the most boring

Lin Yun said with a smile something that greatly disappointed Xu Jiujiu.

"Since you have checked and know that the forces behind me have never interfered in anything, then why do you think we will take action this time?"

Disappointing, but not particularly unexpected.

Xu Jiujiu didn't expect that he could win over such a powerful foreign aid by just talking. The foundation of any cooperation is built on interests. Cooperation without interests is no different from castles in the air.

If Lin Yun really got excited and said he would go all out because of what she said, then she should be wary of whether Lin Yun was planning some ulterior motive behind the scenes.

Then we can only...

Plan——B, start!
"I know it's impossible to let you go out to fight just because of what I said. If your sect is willing, our Xingluo Empire can treat you as a national protection sect. As long as our Xingluo Empire can do it, we will do our best to meet all your sect's needs." Xu Jiujiu put away his pitiful and weak attitude and said seriously.

If her words just now were meant to appeal to reason and emotion, then now she was actually throwing out an olive branch and starting to promise benefits.

Oh, it seems like this plan is now used all over the world. People always use it during negotiations.

Lin Yun was a little bored.

Originally, seeing that they had been blocking the door to his room for a long time, Lin Yun chose to talk to her just to kill time. Seeing that she looked calm and unhurried, Lin Yun originally thought that she must have something profound to say.

In the end, he is just a boring person with no wit.

In Douluo Continent, good-looking people are everywhere, but interesting souls are rare. After a long conversation with Xu, Lin Yun inexplicably missed his life in Shrek Academy.

Even though the people in Shrek Academy are not very smart, they have a lot of jokes!

There is Xuanzi in front and the sky behind, the Cyber ​​Phoenix is ​​a fairy. If the sky does not give birth to me, the Queen of Zhou, the teacher's way will be like a long night. Who is the peak at the end of the dog licking? Three stones pile up a thousand-story building. Douluo is deeply affectionate to Huo Yuhao, and he created three unique skills to become a clown. Two gold cards merged into Xie, and I am the only one who stitched the monster together. Which evil education is the best, the strongest in the history of Douluo Academy!
Shrek: Don't use your hobby to challenge my specialized skills!
Emma, ​​compared to Shrek, Xu Jiujiu is as boring as an inflatable doll.

Seeing that Xu Jiujiu was about to say something else, Lin Yun raised his hand to stop her from speaking.

"In short, Your Highness, there is no need to waste your words. We have no interest in the war between the major empires, and we will not participate in it in any form." Lin Yun looked calmly for a long time.

"Struggling for power and gain will ultimately lead to inferiority. Our only goal is to become an immortal being. As for what the Douluo Continent will become and which empire will rule it, it has nothing to do with us."

"Immortality... Are you really related to God?" Xu Jiujiu's straight back bent a little, and his whole body seemed to be drained of strength. There was envy and a bit of bitterness in his eyes.

Yes, compared with the supreme gods, the wars between their several empires are really no different from children playing house.

Only God is eternal.

Lin Yun smiled slightly and did not continue on this topic. Instead, he changed the subject and said, "Of course, we are indeed a force in Douluo Continent. Naturally, we don't want to see the Sun-Moon Empire unify the continent. Although we will not participate in the war, we can give you a little help..."

For the soul beast clan, it is not good news if the Sun Moon Empire easily unifies the Douluo Continent as in the original novel. Unification means no internal friction and disputes, and can focus on developing technology and greatly enhance the strength of mankind.

The faster the Sun-Moon Empire unifies, the faster the pace of the times will be. It is difficult to guarantee that there will be no other changes in the process. After all, the one who least wants the Sun-Moon Empire to unify the continent is not the three empires of Douluo Continent, but someone floating in the sky...

Even for his little bit of faith, he would not let Douluo Continent be unified by Sun and Moon. The Sun and Moon Empire does not have the miracles he left behind, and this group of soul guides do not believe in him as the God of the Sea.

Although there were no external interferences, with the God of Destruction watching him, he couldn't directly use mechanical deification, but he was afraid that the God would be desperate and overturn the table.

So...

Whether it is to let humans consume more internal energy, or to delay the unification of the Sun-Moon Empire, or to ban a certain shameless thing for a while, Lin Yun plans to come up with something.

"As for how much help we can provide, that depends on your sincerity..." Lin Yun said meaningfully.

"Sincerity..." Xu Jiujiu bit his lower lip and fell into deep thought. His eyes kept changing. Suddenly, as if he had thought of something, a blush appeared on his fair face.

Lin Yun: Are you blushing like a bubble teapot?

Reader: Wow, you are blushing, come here, let me see it!
(Come, let me show you!)
After Xu Jiujiu made a secret gesture with his hands behind his back, the next second, Lin Yun felt that the old lady Manyi who had always been hiding beside Xu Jiujiu had disappeared, and his room was surrounded by an aura barrier.

Then...Xu Jiujiu started to take off his clothes...

"Oh my god, is this your sincerity?" Lin Yun retreated tactically.

After a long pause, a hint of anger flashed in her eyes: "Isn't this what you want? Why are you pretending to be a gentleman now? Come on! Come and ravage this princess!"

She raised her chin, looked at Lin Yun with pride, and tried to arouse his desire to conquer.

Come to think of it... Lin Yun's words just now, "It depends on your sincerity", coupled with his meaningful eyes, can indeed be easily misunderstood.

And Xu Jiujiu obviously misunderstood. Knowing in advance that Lin Yun was an old-fashioned guy (Lin Yun: I'm not old, thank you), Xu Jiujiu's first thought was that Lin Yun liked her, but he was unwilling to say it out loud. He wanted her to cooperate with his performance and satisfy his desire to conquer him.

Your XP is weird!

I was speechless for a long time. I had tried my best to cooperate with you in the performance, but I ended up sending the bodyguard away and taking off my skirt. And now you become a gentleman again?
Wouldn't that make me look like a clown?
She had taken off her skirt halfway and she didn't know whether to take it off again or put it back on. She just stood there stiffly, staring at Lin Yun.

The scene was very embarrassing.

"Ahem...you should put your clothes back on first." Lin Yun coughed twice and turned his head consciously.

(End of this chapter)