Chapter 108 Humor is the best medical beauty for men ( words, including three additional chapters)
"Black Cat!"
When Professor Kurt discovered Felicia, his smile became even more sinister.
Apparently, he also knew the super thief who had recently appeared.
Seeing the black cat's eyes fixed on Charlotte's direction, Aklessei grinned.
"Hahaha, very good, you want to save him, then I will kill you!"
"You want to kill him, so I will stop you!" Felicia refused to give in.
"You can't kill him." Aklessi screamed in the ruins.
"Who do you want to kill?" Charlotte raised his hand weakly.
Unfortunately, Professor Kurt and Felicia were too busy to pay attention to Charlotte.
At the moment when the air stagnated, the two people who were arguing with each other leaped up at the same time.
"die!"
The wind was howling, and the green lizard stretched out its sharp claws and aimed at the opponent's throat, but Felicia's body was more agile than expected.
The moment the sharp claws attacked, her body shrank several inches, her toes lightly tapped the sharp claws in front of her, and then she turned over and flew over Professor Kurt's head.
At this moment, she seemed to have really turned into a black cat.
"Huh~"
A breeze blew past, and the snow-white ponytail swayed. The moment Felicia landed, she squatted down to get rid of the excess inertia without making a sound.
"Come with me." She took Charlotte's hand and said.
Charlotte hesitated, "But you haven't finished fighting yet."
"Walk."
Without waiting for Charlotte's consent, Felicia pulled Charlotte towards the balcony.
"Wait, I'm afraid of heights."
"I'll hold you."
"Then I'm not afraid of heights anymore."
"Whoo~"
Two figures jumped down from the fourteenth floor. Felicia, who was falling at a high speed, raised her hand and shot out a grappling hook, which hooked onto the balcony of the building opposite. She then used the grappling hook to fly between the apartment buildings.
Seeing this, Charlotte in Felicia's arms seemed to be thinking about something.
Being able to easily lead others to swing on a grappling hook, this guy's physical fitness is completely beyond the scope of ordinary people.
"Asshole, don't take him away!"
Professor Kurt's roar was heard in the night sky, and the big green lizard jumped down from the balcony, using its hands and feet to crush the outer wall of the high-rise building, chasing Felicia relentlessly.
Charlotte is his most proud student and also his friend.
He has failed completely. He has betrayed Charlotte's trust. He cannot let anything happen to Charlotte, who has always helped him.
Behind him, a messy balcony.
Seeing that the lizard monster still refused to give up, Aklessi, who was covered in dust, shouted: "Your target is me, let him go."
"Who is this? Why are you not sleeping so late at night? It's so noisy!"
A middle-aged woman with a head full of curlers opened the window and started cursing. The next moment, a black shadow flashed before her eyes and the window was slammed shut.
"boom!!"
"Ah! My teeth!"
There was a scream, and bloody broken teeth fell from the high-rise building along with the shattered window glass. More and more residents were awakened by the noisy sound.
They all opened the windows to see what was going on, but were so frightened by the terrifying giant lizard opposite that their legs went weak.
"Oh shit, what a huge monster."
"It's a lizard!"
"Oh my god, this is terrible, close the window quickly"
"Hu~~"
Soon, a black shadow flashed and landed on the roof, and Felicia pulled Charlotte and ran on the roof.
"Classmate, how did you get into trouble with that big lizard? You're going to cause me a lot of trouble." Felicia asked while running.
Charlotte, who was following behind her, looked at her strangely, "If you didn't take me away, he might not chase you."
"I can't let you be killed by him."
"why?"
"I'm going to steal your most important thing!"
"You've already stolen it."
"what?"
"This is the first time I've held hands with a girl. This is the most important thing to me."
"Um, do you think you're funny?"
"What, you still want to steal my humor?"
"I really want to throw you down."
Felicia was speechless for a moment, and then she saw the terrifying lizard man leap onto the roof.
"caught you!"
"boom!"
As the claws attacked, Felicia threw Charlotte away and slid to avoid Professor Kurt's attack in an instant.
"Walk."
The moment their bodies staggered, Felicia took advantage of the situation to launch a grappling hook to sweep Charlotte away. Professor Kurt gritted his teeth at the missed opportunity.
"Damn it, you can't take him away."
He ran across the rooftop using his hands and feet, still chasing after him.
At this time, Felicia had already taken Charlotte to another building.
"You seem tired, just let me go!"
Hearing Felicia's increasingly heavy breathing, Charlotte realized that this guy was exhausted.
Felicia said without even turning her head: “No, I haven’t stolen your most important thing yet.”
"Whatever you want to steal, I'll give it to you directly."
"You're insulting me."
"Is this ok?"
"Shut up."
Felicia couldn't help cursing, her chest heaving up and down, not only because she was physically exhausted, but also because she was very angry.
"Okay." Charlotte covered her mouth.
It seems that Black Cat doesn't know that he is Spider-Man, otherwise he wouldn't have gone to so much trouble to save him.
Then look at Professor Kurt who is chasing closely behind.
Charlotte was a little sleepy.
Just as he was about to "fall off the building" to end it all, flames roared in the night sky and a green tail flame came rapidly.
"Charlotte, here I come!!"
Harry rode his flying skateboard over tall buildings, dropping pumpkin bombs along the way that exploded in mid-air.
"boom!!"
White dust fell all over the sky, and Professor Kurt, who was covered by the dust, immediately covered his eyes and screamed miserably.
"Ah!! What is this!!" He knelt down and struggled.
Because of Harry's arrival, Felicia pulled Charlotte to hide under a tarpaulin on a nearby roof.
Seeing this scene, Charlotte said with certainty: "It must be Harry's latest technological weapon."
"It's just regular lime."
Barton jumped off the helicopter and landed steadily next to Charlotte. He pointed an arrow at Felicia and explained casually.
Charlotte: “.”
"You can release the hostage now." Barton looked at Felicia coldly.
"Wait, we are one."
Charlotte raised his hand, he stood up and blocked the arrow and said: "Your mission should be to take the rhino away, not to save me here."
Patton: "."
He was a little confused.
This was the first time he heard a hostage make such a request.
After thinking for a moment, he turned and looked at the roof where Professor Kurt was, shooting arrows one after another to help Harry deal with the monster.
On the side, Felicia's eyes flashed a glimmer when she heard Charlotte mention the rhino man.
"You know Rhino, so you do know Spider-Man."
"How do you know I know Spider-Man?" Charlotte continued.
Felicia glanced at Barton, then leaned close to Charlotte's ear and whispered.
"I went to SHIELD to steal some things a few days ago, and accidentally discovered some secrets in their system."
"Stay away from me, it's itchy." Charlotte rubbed her ears.
Felicia’s face darkened, but she saw Charlotte asked again: “Have you seen my information?”
"Yes, you are a relative of Captain Carter."
"Don't mention it."
"Okay, your profile note is Spider-Man's contact person."
"So what is it you want to steal?"
"You guessed it right. I want to be Spider-Man's liaison in your place."
"That's it?"
Charlotte held her forehead with her hand, "You should have told me earlier. You scared me."
He thought Black Cat had really discovered his identity.
Felicia was in a good mood when she saw the lizard monster began to flee in a panic.
"I saved you. Spider-Man will definitely come to see me. He will thank me."
"Thanking you doesn't mean I'll be friends with you." Charlotte poured cold water on him.
Felicia was full of confidence, and she subconsciously straightened her back to show off her proud figure.
"As long as he's a man, he won't refuse my request."
Charlotte glanced at this guy and curled her lips and said, "The mysterious and great Mr. Spider-Man has seen everything. You can't attract him at all."
"He has seen it?" Felicia frowned.
"Yes."
"Where did you meet her? Who is she?"
“Online, a lot.”
Felicia's face darkened, and she resisted the urge to beat Charlotte to death.
"Okay, you're fine now. Here's my contact information. Give it to Spider-Man. Don't play any tricks. I know where you go to school."
"Oh? Threatening me?"
Charlotte snorted coldly, took the other party's contact information and put it in his pocket.
"Congratulations, your threat was successful."
"very good."
Felicia stood up and jumped off the roof, blowing Charlotte a kiss before leaving.
"Thank you for your help."
Charlotte raised her hand to catch the empty flying kiss, threw it on the ground and stomped on it hard.
"You didn't brush your teeth last night."
Felicia: “.”
This guy, I will definitely teach you a lesson when I have time!
In mid-air, she glared at Charlotte, raised her hand, fired a grappling hook and flew away.
On this side, when Professor Kurt saw Harry appear, he finally felt relieved and quickly broke away from the encirclement and disappeared into the night.
"Hey my friend, long time no see."
Soon, Harry jumped off the flying skateboard and punched Charlotte on the shoulder with his fist. He was in a very good mood.
"I saw Spider-Man not long ago, and he saved everyone again," he laughed.
Charlotte put her arm around Harry's shoulders, "Of course, I heard about it. You came just in time this time."
Harry raised an eyebrow, "Say thank you."
Charlotte: “.”
"Which bastard taught you that?"
"Spider-Man."
"Very good, let's change the subject."
Charlotte pointed in the direction of the rental house and said, "The Rhino should still be at my house."
"No hurry, the captain has already gone."
"She won't save me first when she arrives?"
"Cap thinks Spider-Man will protect you."
"But he didn't come."
"Yeah, I guess he's already asleep this late."
"I think so."
The two chatted as they boarded the helicopter.
"My house has been damaged. Please find a designer to redecorate it for me." Charlotte ordered Harry without hesitation.
Harry didn't care, he put the flying board at his feet.
"Sure, but I thought you could move in with me."
"I don't like living with a man."
"I live in the castle. You can choose a room farther away."
"I hate castles."
"why?"
"Castles remind me of magic, and I hate magic."
Speaking of magic, Harry remembered business.
"Mary Jane is in the hospital. Remember to visit her tomorrow."
"What happened to her?" Charlotte asked knowingly.
Harry shook his head, “This guy is very unlucky, she was bitten by a mutant spider and became Spider-Man, but was soon kidnapped by an underground society.
This time it was Spider-Man who saved her, but she also lost her super powers. I guess she should be hiding in her quilt and crying now."
"By the way, there's Gwen. I didn't help you make an appointment with her last time, and she's in the hospital this time."
Harry patted Charlotte on the chest, his smile becoming increasingly obscene.
"I have prepared nine hundred and ninety-nine roses for you. She must be very touched." Hearing this, Charlotte's face froze.
"Has it been delivered?"
"I have already sent it. In your name, don't say I am disloyal."
"I¥&%@#!"
Charlotte was so angry that her teeth were itching. The Osborn father and son were simply Spider-Man's nemesis!
It will be super awkward to meet each other later.
"By the way, where are you taking me?" Charlotte reacted.
How did you get on the plane for no apparent reason?
Harry smiled and said, "The captain asked me to invite you over. It's almost dawn anyway and you probably won't be able to sleep."
After he finished speaking, Charlotte pulled up her hood, lowered her head and began to snore.
Harry: “.”
Is it fun?
I'll come too.
"hu~hu~"
Barton on the opposite side looked at the two guys pretending to sleep and turned his head away indifferently.
"childish."
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SHIELD.
"Be gentle, I will leave, you must treat the prisoners well."
In the corridor, Aklessie, who was handcuffed and shackled, was dissatisfied with the pushing of the agents around him. He pretended to be fierce and glared at Carter's back.
"You bunch of bastards, don't give me a chance to get out, or I will tear you to pieces."
Carter said without even turning his head: "You have no chance, you will stay in jail for the rest of your life."
"Humph, you don't need to remind me."
Aklessie snorted coldly. He was silent for a while, then quietly asked Agent Hill beside him.
“Are there burgers in prison?”
Agent Hill's eyelids twitched slightly, "Yes."
“Any steak?”
"Also."
"Can I take a shower?"
"can."
"Are there any rats?"
Hill was surprised, "You like to eat mice?"
"No, I'm worried that they'll disturb my sleep."
"Well, don't worry. With your risk level, you will be given a single room with a private bathroom, three meals a day, and midnight snacks. There will also be psychological counseling classes every day."
"Can you still study and attend classes?"
Aklessey was stunned for a moment, then suddenly stopped, knelt down and cried bitterly.
“Wuwuwu why! Why!!”
He wailed to the sky, which made Carter irritated.
"What's wrong with you?" she sighed.
Aklee's face was filled with tears. "Not only can I have enough food, there are no rats, and I can study. Why did I never know about such a good place? Why didn't you catch me earlier? I regret it so much!!"
Carter: “.”
This world is really sick.
However, none of the agents present laughed at Aklessei.
They fell silent.
If a person commits a crime for money, that person is guilty.
If a man commits a crime for bread, the society is guilty.
Aklessie in front of them taught them a lesson.
"Hey, Captain, you guys are all here."
At this moment, Harry's voice broke the silence.
"Why aren't you talking?" He walked up to the crowd and asked curiously.
"It's you."
Suddenly, Aklesse, who was kneeling on the ground, looked up and saw Charlotte next to Harry, and was overjoyed.
"Great, you're still alive."
Charlotte covered her face and said, "Actually, I was the one who notified them to arrest you."
"Really? Thank you so much."
Aklessie dragged heavy shackles towards Charlotte, but was stopped by Agent Hill.
"Let him pass," said Carter.
Agent Hill frowned. "What if he suddenly gets angry?"
She didn't want anything to happen to Charlotte, Spider-Man's contact.
Carter nodded, "It's okay."
"Ah."
Agent Hill hesitated and let go, and Aklesse stepped forward to hug Shiloh.
"Thank you, Charlotte Parker, for really treating me like a friend and finding such a great place for me.
I am here, my boss will never be able to find me, and I can finally live the life of an ordinary person.
My friend, I am so touched, woooooo."
Looking at Aklessei, who was so moved that his eyes were filled with tears, Charlotte forced a smile.
"Are you okay? I mean here." He asked, pointing at his head.
Aklessei covered his face and cried, "Of course I'm fine, I'm fine, I will always consider you a friend."
Harry was deeply moved by this and patted Aklessei on the shoulder, trying to comfort him.
"Who are you?" Aklessey asked rudely.
Harry was stunned, "I'm Harry, Charlotte's best friend."
Hearing this, tears welled up in Aklee's eyes again.
"Then you are my friend too." He said, hugging Harry.
Although Harry felt something was wrong, he accepted the guy's kindness.
"Yeah, we are all good friends."
Agent Hill and others looked at this scene and subconsciously stepped back.
Because this stuff is contagious.
But Charlotte could no longer stand the strange atmosphere at the scene, and he looked at Carter.
"What did you ask me to come here for?"
Carter tilted his head and gestured, "Come with me."
The two men came to the corner, and Carter said, "I feel like something must have happened between you, but he did something wrong, and he will be punished."
"I had no intention of interfering."
Charlotte looked in the direction of Aklessei and something moved.
"Without that strange chemical polymer, hasn't the Rhino's danger level decreased?"
Carter shook his head. "No, according to Dr. Banner's speculation, Akhilesh has successfully survived the chemical experiment. As long as he undergoes a similar experiment again, he will be able to easily recover his previous combat effectiveness."
Charlotte stroked his chin, "In this case, you have to keep a close eye on him and don't let him leave your surveillance range."
"Don't worry, he can't escape."
"No, I mean don't let him die."
"what?"
Carter was stunned at first, then reacted.
"Are you worried that he'll make it to the resurrection match?"
"Yes, I met your old friend this time. That guy was really cunning and I almost got fooled again."
Charlotte's words made Carter's face serious. "It's really troublesome. Then I understand. He can't die."
Then she added: "But I'm not sure."
"Hmm?" Charlotte frowned.
Carter explained: "Nick Fury has come up with a new plan called the Suicide Squad, which is designed to use the power of these criminals to carry out particularly dangerous operations, and Akhilesh is likely to be the first experimental target.
Oh, and those who are infected with the Spider virus and use Spider-Man’s superpowers to commit crimes are also included in this plan.”
"What?"
Charlotte finally settled in Bengbu.
This guy Nick Fury.
What a fucking genius!
After a long while, Charlotte let out a breath.
"Very good, the malice in this world is still so strong."
He said to Carter, "Let's talk business!"
"Well, you come with me."
Carter ordered Agent Hill to take Akhilesh away, and then took Charlotte to Dr. Banner's laboratory.
“Ah!! It hurts so much!!”
"Why, why do I have to work overtime again!!"
"Shit, how come only thirty seconds have passed? I'm in so much pain!!"
Before she even entered the room, Charlotte heard desperate wails coming from the laboratory.
"Wait, you can't go in." He stopped Carter with a serious face.
Carter frowned, "Why?"
Charlotte's face was solemn. "I feel the strong resentment of an ultimate creature called a worker. His resentment can destroy anyone's mind, thus controlling everyone to become evil puppets. It is also terribly contagious. As long as we step through this door, we will become one of them and eventually become..."
"Neuropathy!"
Carter cursed inwardly and pushed the door open.
Charlotte quickly followed, "Hey, hey, hey, I haven't finished speaking yet, why are you interrupting me? It's impolite. In the end, you will become a beast of burden. You are not a psychopath."
"Shut up!"
"Oh."
Charlotte covered her mouth.
In the laboratory, when Dr. Banner saw Carter coming, he begged with tears in his eyes.
"Captain, I want to get off work, please."
Looking at the pitiful expression of the honest man Banner, Carter felt a wave of resentment coming towards him.
Shit, what that guy said was actually true.
"Thank you for your hard work, Dr. Banner. You should go back and rest!" Her face changed slightly and she urged quickly.
"thanks, thanks."
Having obtained permission, Dr. Banner quickly rushed out of the laboratory. The fresh air outside made him excited to the point of going crazy.
"Hahaha, I'm free. I love this world. I love my mom, my dad, and my cousin."
As Banner ran away, his shouts became quieter.
Carter rubbed her brows and said to Charlotte, "Since I met you, there has been no normal person around me."
Charlotte covered her face tightly with her hood and said, "Don't talk to me, or you will be invaded by resentment."
"boom!"
Carter finally couldn't help it. She raised her hand and punched the metal lab table, making a fist-sized dent.
"Hoo~breath~"
Carter's face was livid and her chest was heaving. She took a deep breath and tried her best to calm the anger in her heart.
"I guess the reason why you encountered so many people who targeted you in the resurrection match was definitely not because of them."
"You are just like them. You don't understand humor at all."
After saying this, Charlotte went to the next laboratory table and looked at the three black spines.
Just when Carter thought Charlotte was getting to the point, a helpless voice came to his ears.
"Humor is the best medical beauty for men."
"die!!!"
Carter was furious, the wind was howling, and Charlotte raised his hand to hold the fist that was coming at him.
"boom!!"
In an instant, the laboratory shook slightly, and under the sweeping wind of the fist, the equipment in the laboratory sparked instantly.
Feeling the impact force of nearly ten tons in the palm of his hand, Charlotte was a little surprised.
"Captain, are you serious?"
And Carter quickly calmed down after his emotional outburst.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done this to you." She slowly retracted her fist, looking embarrassed.
"It's me who should be sorry."
Charlotte wanted to say something, but Carter blocked her mouth.
"Listen to me first."
"woooooo"
"I can let you talk, but you can't talk nonsense."
"woooooo"
Seeing Charlotte nod, Carter tentatively let go.
"I'll just say a few words."
"Well, tell me!"
"You were a little ambiguous just now."
"Die!!!"
These days, all the chapters are two-in-one, and the additional chapters are also two-in-one with a base of 4,000 words. In total, fourteen chapters have been added, and half of them are left to be completed.
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Thank you Tianmo Yuanshi for the reward of 100 points.
Thanks to the oceanographer for the 100 points reward.
Thanks to the Noisy Maniac for the 500 points in the Sneering and Praising Chaos.
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