Chapter 163 Deadpool, a frontline hero ( words, please subscribe)
"boom!"

The red and blue figure landed with a loud bang, the floor cracked, and gravel flew everywhere.

At the same time, in the gloomy sky, a strong light burst out from the bottom of the spacecraft, and laser beams covered Charlotte's figure.

"Boom!"

In an instant, a violent explosion submerged Charlotte, and the hot air wave swept over, and all the classmates screamed and fled.

Upon seeing this, Doctor Octopus and others quickly evacuated the scene.

"Why are you running?" the mysterious man suddenly shouted.

Doctor Octopus pointed at the spaceship overhead, "This thing must look powerful."

"Idiot, it's just a regular bomb in disguise."

"what?"

The Sinister Six paused, and then saw a terrifying and brilliant burst of magical energy in the thick flames.

"die!!"

With murderous intent, Charlotte turned into a cannonball and shot out, passing through the body of the sand man and heading straight for the mysterious man on the roof.

"No, stop him!!"

Mysterio was horrified. He waved his hand and sprinkled psychedelic smoke to try to disturb Charlotte's spider sense.

However, Charlotte's target was not him.

But it was the teaching building beneath him.

At this time, the teaching building was empty, and the mysterious man who was controlling the illusion at all times could not be too far away.

He must be in this building.

Regardless of whether the mysterious man in front of him was an illusion or not, it was enough for Charlotte to destroy the entire teaching building.

Suddenly, brilliant magical energy crashed into the teaching building. As a spider totem exploded on the spot, the load-bearing walls of the building broke one after another in the explosion.

"click"

"boom!!"

Under the horrified gaze of Doctor Octopus and others, the entire teaching building went from being on the verge of collapse to completely collapsing in just three seconds.

"Do not!!"

"Boom!!"

Soon, the mysterious man's screams stopped abruptly, the collapse of the teaching building raised a cloud of dust, and a sandstorm swept across.

Before the dust could invade the remaining evil villains, the huge sand man suddenly developed a terrible suction force all over his body. The spreading sand and dust were sucked into his body and attached to it, and his body further increased in size to thirty meters.

"Spider-Man, die!!"

The huge sand man raised his hand, stirring up an endless sandstorm along the way, carrying countless gravel and bricks and pressing down brazenly, vowing to crush Charlotte into slag.

In response, Charlotte ignored the giant hand that fell from the sky.

"Zizzi."

The arc form switched instantly, and a flash of arc swept across the huge palm, and the next second it was approaching Doctor Octopus.

"what?"

Doctor Octopus's face changed drastically, and he quickly controlled his four tentacles to try to stop the electric arc from approaching.

"Zizzi."

"boom!!"

In an instant, electric arcs shuttled between the tentacles, and in the blink of an eye, they carried Doctor Octopus's body into the ruins.

"Shet!"

"What are you doing? Come together!"

"Kill Spider-Man!"

Immediately, vultures, lizard men, chameleons and a humanoid scorpion rushed over and joined forces to besiege Charlotte.

At the same time, a red-gloved hand trembled out of the ruins, and then made an insulting gesture the next second.

"Wang Defa!"

"Kaka."

The rubble slid, and a red figure carrying two swords quickly climbed out of the ruins.

He stood up and bounced a few times on the ruins, shaking off the rubble and dust on his body.

“It’s great news that the school has been demolished.”

Then he kicked into the ruins, his right foot suddenly sinking into the cracked glass sphere.

"Click~"

Wade: “.”

"Oh shit, my poor little toes."

He paid tribute to Michael Jackson by swinging his foot in a way he thought was cool, and the debris stuck in his toes flew out.

"Wow, cool!"

He took a look at the chaotic scene, then took out his cell phone from his pants.

Point the camera at your face, and behind you is the battle scene between Spider-Man and the evil villain.

"Hey, audience friends, good evening, no, good afternoon. I am your good friend. You can call me my immortal waiter, but I prefer you to call me the captain of the X-Force."

As soon as he finished speaking, gravel flew everywhere at the battle scene, and Wade quickly held his phone in his arms.

"Puff puff"

The flying debris swept over his body, and he took out his mobile phone to record the video.

He turned the camera back on himself. "Hey, there was a little problem just now, but it's okay now."

As he spoke, he reached out and pulled out a sharp, bloody fragment from the bloody hole in his buttocks.

"Yeah! Yes, it's just a little problem. Don't worry about me too much. After all, you know, this thing won't affect my love for you."

“Okay, now that I’ve introduced myself, we can see this world’s Spider-Man fighting against the evil villain.

Wow, the scene was so exciting. The last time I got so excited was in the bathroom of a bar. A black girl named Jenny made me experience the peak of my life.

No, no, no, it's Jenny, not Jenny. That guy has been dismembered. Do you want to see his body?

Look, that’s Jenny, oh, sorry, my phone automatically blurred him.”

Wade jumped off the rubble and scratched his head.

“Strange, how do I know that guy’s name is Jenny?

Well, it doesn’t matter, frontline heroes don’t need to care about so-called logic.”

"boom!!"

The ruins shook, and a colorful chameleon lay in the pit, spitting out blood.

Seeing this, Wade immediately jumped into the pit and aimed the camera at the chameleon.

"Can I interview you?"

chameleon:"."

"Oh, if you don't say anything, it means you agree."

Wade pulled the other man's head over, took a photo with him, and then said, "My fans really want to know what the grudge is between you and Spider-Man.

But I am not interested in this question, so my question is, what did you have for breakfast today?
If you have breakfast, why can't you beat a bug.

If you didn't have breakfast, why aren't you starving to death?

Okay, you agree that you didn't eat breakfast. People who don't eat breakfast will die sooner or later, and so will you. "

Wade stepped on the chameleon's throat and drew his sword with one hand.

"Fans, the following scenes will be restricted, not suitable for children!"

"Pfft!"

The screen went black for a moment, then came back to life.

“Okay, we successfully avoided malicious deletion, you must be curious about why I wanted to kill him.

Please, I am a superhero, a front-line hero, this kind of operation is normal.

Hey, look, there's a tentacle flying towards us, let's take cover first, and I'll catch it quickly."

"Great, I caught it, I heard it has six times the protein of beef.
Bah bah bah, it’s motor oil. Oh my god, it’s made of metal.

It doesn’t matter, I have tasted the oil and I will use it for grilling next time.”

As he spoke, Wade jumped over Doctor Octopus's body.

"I'm sorry to show you something disgusting, but it doesn't matter, what we're going to see next is.
Oh my god!

what is that?
A shooting star, no, it's Spider-Man!"

"Boom!!"

The explosion occurred again, and Wade fell to the ground skillfully, protecting his mobile phone well.

Soon, the shock wave swept through his body.

"Hey, I'm fine. Are you surprised?"

Wade stood up and pointed the camera at the horrific pit at the scene. "The dead bird is finally dead. I hate bald guys the most.

And that scorpion, you see, its death was so funny, its butt was blown in two, hahahaha, it made me laugh to death.

Well, folks, this is not funny.”

Wade continued to shuttle through the battlefield. As the red and blue magic energy exploded again, the sand and gravel in the sky turned into a sea of ​​sand in the explosion. He swam calmly and gracefully in the sea of ​​sand.

"Oh~~ You can't imagine what I'm doing.

Yes, I was pretending to swim and my feet actually kept landing.

No!! A fist appeared in the sand, so big, so big, but what appeared next was a man's chest muscle, you know, I am not interested in this kind of thing. "

After Wade finished speaking, he leaped to the Sandman's chest and poked his pectoral muscles back and forth with his fingers.

"The feel is average, I don't recommend you to follow my example because..."

He looked up and saw the angry sand man slapping him.

"boom!!"

"boom!"

Wade fell to the ground at an angle, and his twisted body stood up like a zombie.

"You saw it, and this is why."

He shrugged slightly, put away his phone, and then dodged the sandy feet falling from the sky.

"Boom~~"

The ruins shook violently, and gravel flew everywhere. Wade slid skillfully and hid in the gap of the ruins.

"It's so dark here. I seem to have come to the DC Universe. Okay, just a little humor. This is Spider-Man's central universe."

He turned his camera toward the battlefield outside.

"Oh my god, that big guy seems to never die. I was actually a little touched at this moment. It reminded me of my good friend Wolverine. Eternal immortality is a curse.

No, where did all the water come from? I'm so excited. No, no, no, the underground pipes were broken by Spider-Man, and the big guy was washed away by the flood. What a pity! I want to take back my excitement. "

After he finished speaking, the phone screen went black and Wade shook the phone.

"If I had known this would happen, I should have spent an extra three hundred dollars to buy a waterproof phone."

He poked his head out of the ruins, looked at Spider-Man approaching, and waved hello.

"Hey, hello Spider-Man, I'm Batman, have you heard of the story of the Dark Knight?"

Charlotte: “.”

"I've only heard of Green Lantern." He patted the remaining grit off his shoulder.

Wade laughed with his hands on his hips, "Hahaha, the bastard who played Green Lantern has been beaten to death by me. You don't understand that feeling. It's awesome."

Wade continued to chatter away, and Charlotte couldn't help but hold her forehead with her hand.

Here, he finally met his match.

Ignoring Deadpool's mumbling, he clicked on the wrist device.

"How's it going?" he asked.

On the other end of the communicator, Carter said, "Hell's Kitchen is fine for now. No one knows the true identities of Ben Parker and May."

Hearing this, Charlotte breathed a sigh of relief.

Although I can reopen, it’s really uncomfortable to watch people around me die in front of me.

"Very good, inform Harry and we will meet up in Hell's Kitchen."

"Harry is dead. I saw it with my own eyes."

Before Carter could speak, a familiar voice appeared behind Charlotte.

Turning around, I saw the lizard Parker standing in a daze guarding Gwen's body.

"Peter?" Charlotte was stunned. "Why did you die again?"

Lizard Parker came back to his senses, he looked at the bodies of the Sinister Six in the ruins and couldn't help but sigh.

"In the last resurrection match, you forgot to kill these guys, and then they came after Gwen again, and I saved her."

Before Lizard Parker finished speaking, Wade had already taken out a white handkerchief from his crotch and wiped his tears.

"Wow, I'm so moved. I want to cry. It's not a sin for a man to cry. Frontline heroes also have soft hearts."

Lizard Parker's face turned black and he asked Charlotte.

"Who is this guy?"

Charlotte shrugged, "A cheapskate."

"No!"

Wade stepped forward and pointed at Charlotte angrily, "You and I have the same uniform color scheme, how can you say that to me? I'm here to help you!"

Charlotte waved his hand and took a step back. He said, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't say that to you, but the inspiration for your battle suit must come from Ragdoll Cat. Your dark circles are really sexy. Can you tell me why you came here?"

Wade subconsciously touched the dark circles at the corners of his eyes, "Finally someone knows what's good."

His face was filled with emotion and he opened his arms to hug Charlotte.

"When I first heard the name Spider-Man, I knew you understood me the best. In order to meet you, I licked that guy's toes hard. You don't have to be too touched."

He patted Charlotte on the back and moved his right hand down, but was hit in the vitals by a knee from Charlotte.

"Oh no!"

In an instant, the pain from the depths of his soul made Wade kneel down and wail.

"Wang Defa! How can you treat a frontline hero like this!!" he yelled.

Lizard Parker looked confused, "What on earth is he talking about?" He looked at Charlotte.

Charlotte spread her hands, "If I'm not mistaken, he's mentally retarded."

Lizard Parker nodded, "I think so."

Wade: “.”

"call"

At this time, a green light flashed across the sky, and pumpkin bombs fell from the sky.

"Spider-Man, your end is here."

"It's the Green Goblin!"

Lizard Parker frowned, "He has been healed by Gwen, there is no way he would be here."

"He's the Green Goblin of this world."

Charlotte explained and was about to launch a spider web to sweep away the bombs.

"let me!"

Wade leaped up in one leap.

"It's time to show real technology."

"Yan!"

In an instant, he drew out his two swords and danced wildly. With a flash of sword light, he accurately hit the pumpkin bombs one by one.

"flash!"

Charlotte took the lizard Parker away from the scene without hesitation.

Wade in mid-air reacted.

"Shit, this isn't a bullet."

"Boom!!"

In an instant, the horrific explosion swept up a sea of ​​​​flames all over the sky, and charred limbs and arms were scattered everywhere, and one of the severed hands still did not forget to make an insulting gesture.

"Snapped!"

The severed hand fell to the ground and Norman laughed excitedly.

"Hahaha, Spider-Man is finally dead."

Wade: “.”

His head shook slightly and he cursed at the figure in the sky.

"Fuck you, look carefully, I am Batman, you fake fan!"

Before Norman could see clearly, an arc of electricity swept across the sky at a high speed.

"Zizzi."

"boom!"

The Green Goblin's figure exploded in the air, and Charlotte fell to the ground.

"How did Harry die?" he asked Lizard Parker.

Lizard Parker glanced at Charlotte.

"It was Spider-Man. Spider-Man killed Harry. A Spider-Man with three arms."

　Will add more later.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)