Chapter 166 Superhero = Comedian ( words, including two extra chapters)

Soon, old Steve is holding a fossilized dragon bone.

Looking at Wade playing leisurely in the spider web hammock, he was a little hesitant.

"Is that really all right?" he asked Charlotte.

After all, he was not familiar with the other party, and it would be too awkward to just walk over and borrow his life.

Without waiting for Charlotte to answer, Logan pushed the wheelchair towards Wade.

He wasn't worried about this foul-mouthed guy.

"Oh, you guys wanna come first?"

Wade stretched his arms and lay on the hammock, "I understand, please be gentle, this is my first time to accept this strange ceremony, I am a little scared.

But I am willing to do this for you, because I love you so much!
By the way, before I start, I want to finish the takeaway that my Spider-Man idol ordered for me, as a token of his love for me.

What are you looking at me for?
Did I say something wrong?

No, your eyes are too greedy and full of malice. I just want to say to you now: Fuck you!!!"

With a scream, Logan's fist hit Wade's face hard.

"No! Don't do this, please be gentle!!!"

Three minutes later, the light golden light slowly dissipated.

Wade curled up in the hammock, hugged his legs and cried.

"Woo woo woo, you are too rough, I don't like it, but you have to give me money"

While Wade was chattering non-stop, Carter and others were leisurely drinking coffee on the side.

They had already put on their earplugs.

"Little Spider, I admit that I misunderstood you a little bit before."

The old Steve, who had regained his youth, came to Charlotte, his handsome face full of helplessness.

"If there is anyone in the multiverse who can rival you, it should be this guy." He looked at Wade.

Even after having his "life" borrowed three times in a row, this guy is still alive and kicking.

He didn't understand, but it was exciting enough.

Charlotte shrugged, "In this tense and exciting resurrection match, I have restrained myself a lot."

Carter raised his hand, "I can prove it."

"Aren't you wearing earplugs?" Charlotte asked in surprise.

Carter took a sip of coffee, threw down the earplugs in her hand, and stood up.

"No need, because I'm already planning on giving that guy a good beating."

"Do not impulse."

Old Steve quickly stopped Carter and stuffed the shield into his hand.

"You forgot this."

Carter: “.”

"Thank you."

"You're welcome."

"What are you going to do?"

Wade was shocked, and before Carter could do anything, Logan, who had become strong again, broke his neck with a backhand.

Old Steve: “.”

He leaned closer to Charlotte, "He's getting younger and more irritable."

“That’s cruel.”

Charlotte said, standing up and walking to the wheelchair.

Looking at Professor X, who was still bald, he frowned slightly.

“You can get younger.”

Professor X stretched, his face still slightly wrinkled.

"Although I was still confined to a wheelchair during this period, my ability to use super powers was at its peak."

After his mind became clear, Professor X knew exactly what he should do.

He closed his eyes slightly, and his powerful mental power spread rapidly.

"This world of Hydra, Spider-Man, the Avengers, and Thunderbolt is more exciting than I thought," he said.

Charlotte nodded, "Have you found Mrs. Gao?"

"She has already left New York. If I want to continue tracking her, I need a brain wave amplifier, but this thing doesn't exist in this world."

"It's okay, use this."

As he spoke, Charlotte gently placed the last piece of fossil that possessed the energy of the Monument of Time on Professor X's bald head.

Professor x: “.”

"Boom~"

The moment the mental power surged into the dragon bone fossil, a mental storm visible to the naked eye swept across.

Suddenly, the furniture in the room began to tremble uncontrollably. Charlotte, who was closest to the room, felt dizzy and staggered backwards.

"What a terrible power!" Carter covered his head with his hands, his face horrified.

The next moment, this power disappeared without a trace, and Professor X quickly controlled this terrifying mental power.

He closed his eyes and his mental power quickly spread throughout the world.

"What is he doing?" asked Old Steve.

Charlotte took a few steps back. "If I'm not mistaken, his brain waves have spread all over the world."

"So exaggerated?" Carter was surprised.

Logan played with the sharp claws protruding from the back of his hand and said calmly: "In this state, if he wants, he can easily kill more than 99% of the world's human beings."

"what?"

Everyone was shocked and looked at the bald man in front of them with horror.

"If he is our enemy, we will be powerless to fight back." Natasha said fearfully.

Barton shook his head. "Since he possesses such terrifying power, but still lost, it means he has a fatal weakness."

"Too naive?" Natasha crossed her arms.

Carter retorted: "This is not naivety. He has his own ideals and responsibilities to promote harmonious coexistence between mutants and humans. He has been working for this all his life."

As he was speaking, Professor X spoke.

"I know a secret."

"What secret?" Charlotte asked curiously.

Professor X said, "Legend has it that in the multiverse, there is a spider that can sense shit."

Charlotte: “.”

He glanced at Old Steve, his face grim.

"Don't look at me, I didn't say anything." Old Steve looked at the ceiling guiltily.

Charlotte held her forehead and said, "That's not what I want to know."

"I understand."

Professor X smiled slightly, "Mrs. Gao took the strange stone tablet on the plane. Her destination is the Okinawa Air Force Base. I have instructed the pilot to return the plane."

Charlotte nodded, "Very good, let's look for other clues by the way."

"I know what you want to do."

Professor X continued: "Hydra's forces are distributed all over the world. Their organization is very large and is fully capable of starting a world-class war.

I will tell you their base now, please remember it."

“I’m remembering.”

Charlotte clicked on the nano device and tapped his fingers. As Professor X read out the locations one by one, he knew all the bases of Hydra.

At the same time, Carter and others were also listening.

"What? More than half of the people in the European base are theirs?"

"Incredible, no wonder they were able to lurk in SHIELD silently and remain undetected for so many years."

"The terrible Hydra."

Old Steve marveled.

The Hydra in this world is more exaggerated than the Hydra in his world.

If it weren't for the Bald Professor, Spider-Man might have been killed by Hydra many times.

Suddenly, Professor X said, "They are planning to bomb New York. I have revised the plan."

Charlotte smiled and said, "Go on."

"Ok?"

At this time, Professor X frowned.

"This world actually has secrets that I cannot explore. No, there is more than one. This world is too exaggerated."

Cold sweat gradually appeared on Professor X's forehead and his body was shaking.

Seeing this, Logan's face was filled with worry.

"Why don't we stop?" he suggested.

"No!"

Professor X refused, "If we can figure this out at once, Spider-Man will be much less stressed."

"once?"

Charlotte's heart moved. It seemed that Professor X already knew the secret.

But he shouldn't be able to resist the force of reopening.

Unless it's a hero like Wade who has no logic at all.

Frontline hero.

Suddenly, Professor X looked old.

"No, I saw it. Magic, and crocodiles!!"

After saying this, Professor X shuddered violently and his head dropped suddenly.

"What's wrong with him?" Old Steve was shocked.

Charlotte quickly checked the other person's body.

"Still breathing, but brain dead."

Charlotte took out Dr. Otto's brain wave chip, but the brain wave sensing device did not respond at all, indicating that Professor X had completely lost consciousness.

"what?"

Logan was stunned. He slowly knelt in front of Professor X and stared at his face.

"Brain Death"

He took a deep breath and opened his arms to hug Professor X.

"It's okay, it will be fine soon, trust me." He had tears in his eyes.

Charlotte, on the other hand, kept mumbling "magic" and "crocodile", not understanding what it meant.

But no matter what, the harvest this time was not cheap.

"Let's go find Mrs. Gao first." As soon as he finished speaking, the TV screen flickered.

Zora's head appears, smiling sinisterly.

"This power is interesting, but he died too early. He can't change your ending."

"what?"

Carter and others looked unhappy, and Charlotte seemed to sense something.

He silently turned around, opened the refrigerator and took out the juice.

"There's only one glass of juice left, what a shame."

After Charlotte finished speaking, his world was once again flooded with white light.

-

The fourth resurrection match.

Jin Bing's villa.

"I know a secret."

"You'd better keep this secret."

Charlotte's tone was threatening.

Professor X paused, "Okay."

Soon, Professor X modified the plan to bomb New York, and Charlotte immediately asked him to stop.

"Okay," he said.

Professor X opened his eyes and asked in confusion, "Why? I can help you more."

But the next moment, he seemed to be thinking about something.

"Ok, I see."

He glanced at Wade, then said to Charlotte.

"His shuttle device requires a certain amount of luck to help you achieve your goal, so I suggest you don't despise that thing. There will always be a time when it will succeed."

Charlotte nodded, "I understand."

Afterwards, Professor X and Logan aged at a speed visible to the naked eye.

And old Steve was just getting ready to go out.

"Oh, Spider, it's not my fault. There's no reason for you to let an old man buy you pizza and juice."

The older, older Steve shrugged and laughed.

"You should have left earlier."

Charlotte curled her lips and came to Wade.

"We can continue that game."

Wade looked up, "Okay, I'm happy to help you."

As he spoke, he began to debug the shuttle device.

"Om~"

Soon, the two figures disappeared in the halo.

Old Steve trotted over to where the two men disappeared and picked up two large caterpillars from the ground.

"There's no need to rush, right?"

He turned around to show Carter the caterpillar he had picked up, and Carter stroked his chin and analyzed it carefully.

"I guess the one on the left is Charlotte's."

"Then I guess the right side."

-

At the same time, on the top of the snow mountain.

"Do not!!"

The shrill wails echoed through the snowy mountains, and Wade fell to his knees wailing.

"No, why, my dear little Wade, why do you want to leave me? I can't lose you again, you are all I have."

Looking at Wade who was crying bitterly, Charlotte reached out and touched him, then looked disdainful.

"It's just a few dozen centimeters. It's nothing to worry about."

He looked around and said, "You're in the wrong position. Hurry up and readjust." He kicked Wade's butt.

"Ah? Why are you touching me here?"

Wade looked up at Charlotte, pretending to be shy.

“It’s not impossible.”

"Shut up!"

Charlotte's face turned black, and he raised his fist and beat the other person into a pig's head.

"Be gentle, you're almost destroying the shuttle."

Wade was running around when he suddenly heard a strange sound in his ears.

Charlotte paused, his face stiff as he looked at the white snow rolling towards him not far away.

"What are you standing there for? Run!"

"Wait a minute, I'll almost fix it. This will be faster."

"Really? Don't lie to me?"

"Of course I won't lie to you."

Wade said, then held up the device and laughed.

"All right."

Charlotte put her arm around the man's shoulder and said, "Then get out of here."

Wade kept his hands raised, "Okay, this is completely broken."

Charlotte: “.”

Looking at the avalanche that was rapidly approaching, Charlotte looked up to the sky and sighed.

"I told you, don't team up with Deadpool."

-

The fifth resurrection match.

The shuttle device was turned on, and this time old Steve picked up two thighs.

“Let’s have a barbecue!”

Carter: “.”

On the other hand, Charlotte and Wade came to a city full of exotic styles.

"Have mercy on us!"

On the street, Charlotte and Wade lost their left leg and right leg respectively. They supported each other and "walked" on the street, jumping and skipping.

Along the way, Wade begged with a broken bowl and gained a lot.

"Haha, we already have ten."

Wade showed Charlotte the coins in the broken bowl and chuckled.

"Another job skill has been unlocked. We won't starve to death next time."

Charlotte: “.”

He seemed to see a filthy smile through the other person's hood.

"Tsk, what kind of skill is this?"

Charlotte sneered and tapped the spider logo on her chest.

The hood retracted, revealing a young face.

"What are you doing?" Wade asked curiously.

Charlotte's mouth curled up, "It's time to show you some real survival skills."

He pulled Wade to sit on the side of the road and then made him lie down.

"What are you doing?" Wade was still curious.

"Pretend to be dead first."

"Okay, I'm good at it, slightly~"

Wade's head tilted, and his tongue broke through the mask and hung at the corner of his mouth.

Charlotte's cheek twitched, and then she suddenly wailed loudly, attracting passers-by.

"Woo woo woo~ Selling myself to bury my son, don't miss it if you pass by, I have 30 centimeters, it's a good deal."

Upon hearing this, the eyes of the women watching lit up.

Wade silently retracted his tongue.

Spider-Man indeed.

So shameless!

Soon, at a remote alley.

Wade fulfilled the middle-aged woman's wish on behalf of Charlotte and "jumped" out of the alley with a satisfied look on his face.

"Thank you for giving me the opportunity. I'll give you half."

Wade generously handed half of the banknote to Charlotte.

Charlotte took the banknote and nodded with satisfaction.

"Very good, I will recommend you next time I have the chance."

"Thank you. I am very touched."

Wade collected the banknotes and asked, "By the way, what is the purpose of our making money? Is it related to the mission?"

Charlotte thought about it and said, "It doesn't matter. It's just a personal hobby."

Wade scratched his head, "Should we continue?"

"No, let's get down to business first."

Charlotte looked at the figure coming towards her and smiled.

"As expected of me, I am the most dazzling presence wherever I go."

"It's us," Wade corrected.

Soon, the figure came in front of the two of them.

Looking at the two disabled people in front of him, the fat man in wizard robes frowned slightly.

This is the superhero from New York?

Are you sure he's not a comedian?

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