Chapter 20: The foul-mouthed Liu Xingchen, the crazy Shaobing

Chapter 20: The foul-mouthed Liu Xingchen, the crazy Shaobing

Liu Xingchen looked at Shaobing, then at the audience below the stage.

"Forget it, since they dare to ask such a question, then there is nothing I dare not say~"

"Everyone, this riddle he came up with is a bit vulgar!"

"Perhaps you didn't hear it, but this riddle is about a person in ancient times. The answer is eunuch!"

Oh~~
Hearing this answer, all the audience present were a little surprised.

I don't understand this riddle at all. What does it have to do with eunuchs?
Shaobing also looked puzzled.

"Is that what I meant?"

Liu Xingchen immediately retorted.

"Why not?"

"Isn't the answer to the riddle revealed in the riddle itself?"

"People know what I have, but I know what I don't have!"

After saying that, Liu Xingchen did not forget to look down.

Oh~~
This glance made the atmosphere in the audience even more lively.

"Oh~~, you said there is a child here, are you sure about this?"

After Liu Xingchen finished speaking, he shook his head helplessly.

Hahaha……

Shaobing looked at him in confusion.

"I wonder who is more obscene between us~"

"Is that what I meant?"

Hu~~
Hahaha……

There is a huge contrast between Shaobing and Liu Xingchen.

This contrast made the emotions at the scene even more heated.

This might be the ideal state for performing crosstalk.

"Isn't he a eunuch?"

"Nonsense, of course not!"

what is that?
Shaobing thought for a moment and took the initiative to speak.

"The answer is that the socks I was wearing had no soles!"

Liu Xingchen looked puzzled.

"How do you explain this?"

Shaobing said very patiently.

"Think about it, our first sentence is:"

"God knows I have it!"

Liu Xingchen took the initiative to speak.

"Oh, God knows I have them. From above, I can see that I am wearing socks!"

How can that land know that I have nothing?
"Looking from the ground, my socks have no soles, so people thought I wasn't wearing any~"

Oh ~
"Does anyone know I have it?"

"Everyone thought I was wearing socks~"

"I know I have nothing?"

"I know for myself that my socks have no soles!"

After listening to Shaobing's explanation, Liu Xingchen shook his head.

"After listening to your explanation, I feel that your answer is a little inaccurate!"

Inaccurate?
"So what do you think it should be?"

Liu Xingchen responded very affirmatively.

"loose woman!"

Hahaha……

loose woman?

"Yes, the heaven knows I have it, the earth knows I don't, people know I have it, but I know I don't have it. If this isn't a slut, what is it?"

Shaobing looked at Liu Xingchen and couldn't help but complain.

"You are either a eunuch or a slut, you are so extravagant~"

Oh~~
"It's mainly because the information you provided me is all leaning towards this direction!"

No problem!
After Liu Xingchen finished speaking, there was a sudden echo from the audience.

"Take a look!"

Hahaha……

"You see, there are many people who have the same idea as me~"

Liu Xingchen became more confident and immediately said to Shaobing.

After hearing this, Shaobing was too lazy to argue anymore.

"Well, you said you disagreed with the question I asked, so give me a good one!"

Liu Xingchen was waiting for this sentence. "Okay, then I'll give you a good one!"

“Is classical Chinese okay?”

"Can you understand?"

Shaobing is very confident.

"Most likely it's no problem, just go ahead!"

"Then I'll change to something you don't understand~"

Hu~~
Hahaha……

"Can you please stop being so joking and give us a question?"

Liu Xingchen regained his seriousness.

"Well, don't accuse me of bullying. Let's use the Sui and Tang dynasties as the boundary. I'll give you a question about the period after the Sui and Tang dynasties!"

"Why do I say that? Because the development of Chinese culture is divided by the Sui and Tang dynasties. The characters before the Sui and Tang dynasties are relatively difficult to understand. It is difficult for ordinary people to understand what they mean!"

"After the Sui and Tang Dynasties, this situation has changed, so if we have one after the Sui and Tang Dynasties, everyone will understand it better!"

Upon hearing this, everyone showed an expression of learning, looking forward to Liu Xingchen's questions.

At this time, everyone, like Shaobing, was ready to guess the answer to the question.

"After the Sui and Tang Dynasties, if you can understand, you can guess!"

Hurry up!
"It looks like a dog from a distance, and it looks like a dog from a close distance. It won't move even if you hit it, and it won't move even if you scold it. It will move as soon as you pull it. What is this?"

Hu~~
After Liu Xingchen finished asking the question, everyone looked at him with disdain.

Shaobing's face was also full of anger.

"Let's put this question aside for now. Tell me first, where the hell is there any classical Chinese here?"

Hahaha……

"Another thing, is this definitely from after the Sui and Tang dynasties?"

Hahaha……

It can be seen that Shaobing is almost driven crazy at this moment.

"I am dying of laughter. I feel like Shaobing is about to break into pieces~"

"Liu Xingchen's crosstalk is so mean, anyone who tells him crosstalk will want to slap him~"

"Shaobing is still too good-tempered. If it were me, I would have already greeted him!"

"After laying the groundwork for so long, I was wondering what kind of topic it would be, but it turns out that I thought too much..."

"It has to be Liu Xingchen. The question he came up with is so refreshing and unconventional~"

The audience started to complain, and the smiles on their faces never disappeared.

"That's not important, just answer the question quickly~"

At this moment, Liu Xingchen was playing the trick of avoiding the main issue and didn't even think about responding to Shaobing's question.

"As for this question, I already knew it when I first learned crosstalk. Why are you testing me with it now?"

Shaobing looked at Liu Xingchen as if he were a fool and said with great disdain.

"Don't say these nonsense, if you know the answer, just tell me the answer!"

Shaobing sighed.

"Forget it, then I'll tell you the answer, it's a dead dog!"

oops! ! !

Liu Xingchen was full of surprise.

"I'm so arrogant, but you actually know the answer!"

Hu~~
Hahaha……

Do humans look down on dogs?
"Liu Xingchen, you'd better explain yourself to me clearly!"

Shaobing became very angry when he heard Liu Xingchen's complaints.

"I said it very clearly~"

"Are you still going to say that I look down on you?"

Hahaha……

Shaobing directly pushed Liu Xingchen.

"I'm telling you, Liu Xingchen, it's only because of the harmonious society that you were saved. Otherwise, you would have died 1 times over just because of your mouth!"

Faced with Shaobing's sudden strength, Liu Xingchen did not show any intention of giving in and responded in the same strong manner.

"You say that as if I'm afraid of death!"

"I'm telling you, ever since I came into this world, I never planned to leave alive!"

Hahaha……

After hearing Liu Xingchen's answer, everyone smiled again.

And in this smile, there is a hint of understanding.

I can only say that this answer has something interesting!

It seems to be harsh, but it is reasonable.

After all, no matter who comes into this world, it is impossible to leave alive!

The Chinese language is indeed profound and extensive!

(End of this chapter)