Chapter 22 Fart

Chapter 22 Fart
Chapter 22 Farting

The words "Why don't you say it" pushed the atmosphere to another level.

No matter whether they have a high sense of humor or a low sense of humor, they all lost their defense at this moment.

Even some people with low sense of humor laughed to the point of tears.

Although this sentence is not very hurtful, it is really insulting!

"This Liu Xingchen has a really unique way of thinking~"

"I feel like he is my ideal in the world. He has good looks, good temperament, good sense of humor, and most importantly, he has money. Mom, please let me marry him!"

"How do you know he's not short of money?"

"Can't you guess this? He's such a good crosstalk artist, how could he be short of money?"

"I really don't know which girl is so lucky to be married to him. I think being married to him is not just a simple blessing, it's a blessing from the ancestors!"

"Hey, are you sure you're not attracted to such a good man? If you're not attracted, I'll do it!"

"Hey Huihui, what are you talking about~, even if I like her, she may not like me~"

All the actors from the Kunqu Opera Society who came to exchange performances were also very excited at this time.

Everyone's eyes never left Liu Xingchen.

Not only is he handsome, he's also so talented!

It's really hard not to be moved by such a person of the opposite sex~
Even Li Xu, the most outstanding member of the Kunqu Opera Society, became more interested in Liu Xingchen.

People always yearn for beautiful things.

Liu Xingchen's performance is really attractive!
"I didn't expect that this temporary partnership would work so well. It seems that our Deyun Club has a successor!"

"With Xingchen here, the crosstalk performance is definitely guaranteed. Have you forgotten that he blindly supported the dream of the Western Expedition?"

"It has been proven that the role of the supporting actor is extremely important. A good supporting actor can really improve the crosstalk performance a lot!"

"I suggest that Xiao Si learn Liu Xingchen's style in the future, so that he and Shao Bing can get better and better!"

"Speaking of Liu Xingchen's disciple, how did he teach Qian? He's a little too good~"

The group of old people backstage at Deyun Club also highly praised the performance of the two.

Liu Xingchen, in particular, left a very deep impression on everyone.

Every word he said, every turn of his voice, was not only unexpected to the audience, but also to this group of actors.

Such reaction ability, such knowledge reserve, and such on-the-spot adaptability are truly unprecedented!
Not an exaggeration.

Judging from Liu Xingchen’s current performance, he is definitely the one in the entire Deyun Club who has the greatest hope of surpassing Guo Degang!
While the audience and actors were discussing, Shaobing and Liu Xingchen's performance continued.

The two of them continued to ask a question each, and the effect of each question was very explosive.

However, as the questions became more and more in-depth, the two of them were unable to answer more and more questions.

If you want to test who has a higher IQ by playing with light puzzles, it would be difficult to get the desired result.

"I think this is the way to go. If you say one thing and I say one thing, we can keep guessing and we won't be able to come to a conclusion!"

"Instead of doing that, why not choose a more direct method? Let's decide the winner with a question. I'll give you a question, or you give me a question. If the person who can answer the question can answer it, then his IQ is higher. If he can't answer it, then it means that the person who asked the question has a higher IQ!"

Seeing that the two people's argument was fruitless, Shaobing once again made his own proposal.

After careful analysis, Liu Xingchen chose to agree.

"Okay, but I have a prerequisite!"

What is the premise?
"If you have a problem and I give you an answer, but this answer does not match the answer to your question, you cannot directly judge that I am wrong!"

"You explain the answer to your question, and I'll explain my idea. In the end, we'll let the audience be the judge and see who makes more sense!"

"Otherwise, if I answered the question correctly, but you insisted that my answer was wrong, wouldn't that be unfair?"

In response to the premise proposed by Liu Xingchen, Shaobing nodded.

"no problem!"

"It is indeed fairer to let the audience be the judges!"

"Then who of us will ask the questions and answer them?"

Liu Xingchen responded without hesitation.

"You ask the questions and I'll answer them. Didn't you question my IQ from the beginning?" Shaobing did not refute.

"Okay, then I'll ask you questions and you answer them!"

"Since this is the last question, let's do a good one, a level one, one that no one can find fault with!"

That's great.

That’s how I like it!
"Listen carefully!"

"It is said that it will never miss home when you travel thousands of miles, it will not be greedy for wine, food or tea, it is not afraid of water, fire, sword or gun, and it will not disappear when the sun sets in the west!"

"Guess!"

fart!

Hahaha……

As soon as Shaobing finished the riddle, Liu Xingchen said bullshit.

Upon hearing this, Shaobing quit immediately.

"No, if you can't answer it, just say you can't answer it. Why are you still cursing?"

"Who are you talking about farting?"

Liu Xingchen hurriedly explained.

"I'm not targeting you, I'm saying your answer is bullshit!"

Hahaha……

The answer is fart?
Shaobing and his men were all dumbfounded.

"How can this be related to farting~"

Liu Xingchen's face was full of confidence.

"If you don't believe me, we can analyze it. What did you say in the first sentence?"

"A thousand miles away, no one misses home~"

"Yeah, I've heard of people missing home, but have you ever heard of farts missing home?"

Hahaha……

Shaobing shook his head.

"That's true!"

Liu Xingchen looked calm.

"That's right~"

"For example, if you fart, but you've already left the house, will you still obey the fart's wish and go back home to fart?"

Hu~~
"So, the saying that one can travel thousands of miles without missing home is bullshit!"

Shaobing wanted to refute, but he didn't even have a reason to convince himself, so he could only nod in the end.

"Then the first sentence is fine, what about the next one?"

"Don't be greedy for wine, food or tea!"

"That explains it better. Food, drinks and other things are things that only humans would think about. Have you ever heard of thinking about farts?"

Hahaha……

Shaobing nodded again, obviously he had no way to refute this sentence.

"You are not afraid of fire, water, swords or guns?"

"Have you ever seen a fart?"

“I’ve definitely never seen that!”

"Yeah, farts are gas, and you can't even see them, so how can you deal with them?"

Oh~~
This explanation even convinced the audience.

When I first heard the answer to the riddle, "farting", it seemed outrageous.

But if we continue at this pace, the answer to the riddle might actually be bullshit!
(End of this chapter)