Chapter 35: Apart from dirty jokes, I can't do anything else
Chapter 35: Apart from dirty jokes, I can't do anything else
After a brief interaction, Liu Xingchen went backstage.

Today is his special performance and the audience came just for him.

Presenting the best side to the audience is something he must do and something that must be achieved no matter what.

Today's opening performance is by Shaobing and Cao Heyang.

After working with Liu Xingchen, Shaobing's confidence increased greatly, and his ideas about crosstalk became broader than before.

He is still very confident about today's opening performance.

In fact.

He did not disappoint everyone's expectations.

His and Cao Heyang's performance successfully brought joy to everyone and made everyone particularly happy.

The purpose of listening to crosstalk is to relieve worries and change your mood.

No matter how the two people achieved this result, for the audience, such crosstalk is worthy of recognition.

After the two performances, Liu Xingchen took the stage for the first time.

This performance was his first collaboration with Luan Yunping, and it was also the first time that Liu Xingchen stood on the stage as a funny man.

When the two appeared on the stage, the audience burst into warm applause.

Everyone's expectations for them are still very high.

Liu Xingchen and Luan Yunping bowed deeply to all the audience, and then started today's performance.

"The shows are one after another, and this performance replaced us two brothers!"

"That's right~"

"Now that we are on stage, we should still give a brief self-introduction. Whether it's good or not, you should at least know who we are~"

Liu Xingchen patted himself first.

"Hello everyone, my name is Liu Xingchen, and I'm a crosstalk artist from Deyun Club!"

it is good! ! !
After Liu Xingchen finished his self-introduction, there was applause and cheers from the audience.

Liu Xingchen was deeply moved by such support, and he bowed to everyone again.

After expressing his gratitude, Liu Xingchen pointed at Luan Yunping standing beside him.

"It's a sad introduction~"

Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Luan Yunping.

"Painful?"

"Did I die on stage or something?"

Hahaha……

Liu Xingchen looked at Luan Yunping in surprise.

"Did I just say something sad?"

So what if?

Facing Luan Yunping's strong response, Liu Xingchen was very domineering.

"I've mispoken!"

"What I want to express is not sorrow, but solemnity!"

Hahaha……

Luan Yunping was helpless.

"This is the first time I've heard of someone admitting his mistakes so confidently~"

Hu~~
"I would like to introduce my partner, the famous crosstalk artist of Deyun Club ~ So-and-so!"

Hahaha……

Liu Xingchen's introduction was completely beyond everyone's expectations.

"What a grand introduction, but it was directly mosaiced~"

"I really didn't expect this so-and-so. This introduction style is so different~"

"It has to be Liu Xingchen again. You really can't guess what he will say next!"

"This is the fun of crosstalk performance. The main point is to surprise people!"

"I am dying of laughter. Look at Luan Yunping's expression. She is really confused~"

"Hahaha, with this kind of introduction, who wouldn't be confused..."

Luan Yunping looked at Liu Xingchen, very angry.

"Liu Xingchen, you'd better explain to me why such a grand introduction became so-and-so?"

Facing Luan Yunping's questioning, Liu Xingchen appeared very calm.

"Brother, it's not that I don't want to say your name, it's mainly because this is a public place and there are so many people sitting in the audience, I have to be careful about the impact~"

The more Luan Yunping listened, the more confused she became.

"From what you mean, I can't say my name?"

Liu Xingchen was extremely sure.

"By the way, we don't allow pornographic content on our stage, so you have to understand me~"

Hahaha……

Luan Yunping was almost broken.

"Excuse me, what's wrong with my name?" "What's your name?"

"Luan Yunping~"

"Yes, Luan Yun~Ping!"

"Haven't you heard this saying? How can you rule the world if you don't have a flat chest?"

"Do you think that Luan Yunping might make people think that you are spreading unhealthy things?"

Oh~~
"Why do I feel like your mind is full of unhealthy things~"

Hahaha……

"How can you pacify the world if you still have a peaceful mind? What do you think of this?"

Hahaha……

Liu Xingchen's analysis obviously did not convince Luan Yunping.

Seeing this, Liu Xingchen hurriedly explained.

"Everyone, please watch carefully. He just said this himself, not me!"

"If there are any problems later, that's his business and has nothing to do with me!"

Hahaha……

Luan Yunping was disgusted by Liu Xingchen's cautious attitude.

"It's ok, it would be better if you said less dirty jokes~"

Hahaha……

"I thought so too, but the problem is that I don't know anything else except dirty jokes~"

Oh~~
Hahaha……

Every word of Liu Xingchen's answer was unexpected.

It makes you completely defenseless.

But it is precisely because of this style that it can always bring you surprises and keep you immersed in such happiness.

This was Liu Xingchen's first time to act as a comedian, but whether in terms of controlling the situation, the rhythm, or other aspects, he performed very maturely, without any sign of immaturity.

The actors backstage also recognized Liu Xingchen's performance.

Or maybe it could be said that this kind of performance state is his truest state.

When it comes to crosstalk performances, he seems to have never disappointed anyone.

"I just made a little joke with you all. Let me reintroduce my partner, the crosstalk artist Luan Yunping from Deyun Club!"

After readjusting his state, Liu Xingchen spoke again.

Hearing this introduction, Luan Yunping nodded with satisfaction.

"To be honest, I have a question that I really want to ask you!"

Luan Yunping looked at Liu Xingchen who had suddenly become serious, and her expression also became much more serious.

"what is the problem?"

"How did you become a father-in-law?"

Hahaha……

Luan Yunping frowned.

"Eunuch Cheng?"

"You just became a father-in-law~"

Liu Xingchen was stunned.

"You've become a father-in-law?"

Luan Yunping waved her hands quickly.

"I didn't!"

"I'm answering your question!"

"Didn't you ask me how I became a father-in-law?"

Liu Xingchen nodded.

"Yes, then how did you become a father-in-law?"

Hahaha……

Luan Yunping explained again.

"I'm not a father-in-law!"

"Your question is wrong!"

Hearing this answer, Liu Xingchen nodded.

"Oh, I see, I think I asked one extra word!"

“My question is how did you pull it off?”

Luan Yunping responded with lingering fear.

"My goodness, if you said one more word, I almost died of pain~"

Hahaha……

(End of this chapter)