Chapter 4 Blindly Supporting the Dream of the Western Expedition [Kneeling for all data support! ]

Chapter 4 Blindly Supporting the Dream of the Western Expedition [Please support me with all the data! ]

"Liu Xingchen, I advise you not to talk nonsense, otherwise I can't guarantee what will happen!"

"Although there are a lot of shit going on in your industry, it's best not to get involved with me. After all, there is a big difference between me and your industry!"

After Liu Xingchen finished complaining again, Guo Degang, contrary to his usual behavior, took the initiative to distance himself from Liu Xingchen.

"No, Uncle Master, when you introduced yourself just now, you kept saying that you were a crosstalk actor. How come you denied it in the blink of an eye~"

Crosstalk performer?

"Who are you insulting?"

Guo Degang's face changed and he asked with some displeasure.

"No, the audience heard you when you introduced it just now. You can't just pull up your pants and deny it!"

Hu~~
Hahaha……

"Forget it, since there are no outsiders here today, I will just tell you the truth!"

"Yes, I do have the identity of a crosstalk artist, but this is just a disguise. In fact, I have another identity!"

And identity?

Guo Degang was very surprised.

"You don't know?"

Liu Xingchen looked innocent.

"How would I know where to go~"

Guo Degang frowned.

"That shouldn't be the case~"

"Are you a crosstalk artist?"

Liu Xingchen responded without hesitation.

"Of course!"

"If I'm not a crosstalk artist, why am I on the stage?"

Guo Degang spoke again.

"Since you are a crosstalk performer, you should know my other identity!"

Liu Xingchen looked Guo Degang up and down.

"You are a pimp~"

Hu~~
Hahaha……

"What pimp?"

Liu Xingchen responded with certainty.

"Everyone who does crosstalk knows this, so it's just this industry~~"

Oh~~
"Why is there so much nonsense in your mind?"

"You're not a mainstream comedian, are you?"

Hu~~
Hahaha……

"What did mainstream actors do to deserve such wrath? They are still being criticized at home!"

"Are mainstream crosstalk performers really like this? They even know the pimps!"

"Based on the current situation, it seems that crosstalk performers all like to go to hair salons!"

"This may be why crosstalk performers like dirty jokes so much. After all, art comes from life~"

"Little black fat guy, this is really bold, aren't you afraid that someone will sue you?"

In Jingmen, a crosstalk community, the thing that is most in demand is talkative people.

As soon as Guo De finished his complaints, the audience in the audience began to echo him.

And this joke became more exciting because of everyone's support.

"Well, let me tell you the truth. I am actually a military strategist!"

Military strategist?
Liu Xingchen became more and more confused.

"Why are you a military strategist?"

Guo Degang lifted his gown.

"Don't you see the military uniform I'm wearing?"

"Isn't this something that only military men can wear?"

Hahaha……

Everyone's eyes were on him, and then they all smiled.

At this time, Guo Degang was wearing a crosstalk gown, no military uniform at all!
"I see everyone is laughing. They are questioning my identity!"

"Then let me show you, if you are not a military strategist, can you do this?"

After saying this, Guo Degang raised his left hand and gave an unusually awkward military salute.

Then Guo Degang looked at Liu Xingchen expectantly, as if seeking his praise.

Seeing this, Liu Xingchen couldn't help but speak.

"Should I give you a piece of bread at this time?"

Hu~~
Guo Degang rolled his eyes at him in annoyance.

"You are the dog!"

Hahaha……

"Sure, this guy named Liu Xingchen has some ideas~"

"The two of them sounded harmonious in their crosstalk, and I really didn't notice any awkwardness!"

"Is this really the first time the two of them have worked together? Why does it feel like it's not the case?" "A hero's father is a hero's son. Yu Qian's apprentice must be good!"

"If it's at this level, then I have absolutely nothing to say!"

"This crosstalk is quite interesting, and it feels good to listen to it!"

After gradually getting into the life, Liu Xingchen also faced the real test.

However, judging from his current state, his performance is still remarkable.

Even though it is just blind praise, it still contains a lot of jokes and laughter.

At the same time, Liu Xingchen has his own ideas and can give Lao Guo some surprises from time to time.

Such cooperation also won unanimous recognition from the audience.

Everyone understands and loves crosstalk.

It is precisely because of this that they are very extreme about crosstalk performances.

If the performance satisfies everyone, they will never be stingy with their praise and will never restrain their smiles.

I will release my emotions as much as possible to make the actors' performance more comfortable.

But if the actor's performance does not satisfy everyone, then everyone will never give the actor any face and may even interrupt the actor's performance during the show.

Judging from the performances of the two today.

It is obviously in line with expectations, so naturally everyone will not be stingy with their praise.

After hearing Liu Xingchen's supporting role, Guo Degang felt more or less at ease.

Before this, he had been worried that Liu Xingchen would not be able to understand his burden, which would gradually make the whole performance dull.

But judging from the current performance, his worries are completely unnecessary.

Although this was the first time the two had worked together, the jokes they were working on were unfamiliar to Liu Xingchen.

But he relied on his own abilities and still provided good cooperation.

As of now, there are absolutely no flaws!

After having a clear mind, Guo Degang can perform more confidently and boldly.

"What are you talking about? You are being disrespectful to me!"

"I'm telling you, it's a good thing I didn't bring a gun today, otherwise I would have shot you a long time ago!"

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll bring all those 6-for-one-dollar grenades and throw the 100-dollar ones at you first!"

Hu~~
"This is new! This is the first time I heard that grenades are so cheap!"

Hahaha……

"Are you sure those are real grenades? Don't waste your money and find that none of the grenades go off!"

Hahaha……

Guo Degang looked at Liu Xingchen unhappily.

"It seems like you really don't know anything about me. Do you know which unit I'm from?"

Liu Xingchen shook his head like a wave drum.

"do not know!"

"I'm from the Laohe Army!"

Laohe troops?

Liu Xingchen racked his brains but couldn't find the relevant troops.

"You don't know this unit?"

Liu Xingchen did not deny it.

"do not know!"

"That's impossible. Don't you usually watch TV?"

“Isn’t it often reported on TV?”

Liu Xingchen thought about it seriously.

"You mean the peacekeeping force~"

Hahaha……

"Yes, I am one of them!"

Liu Xingchen quickly retorted.

"Please stop making trouble!"

"They are called the Peacekeeping Force, not the Old Peace Force!"

Guo Degang raised his eyebrows.

“What is the role of peacekeeping forces?”

"Of course it's to maintain world peace!"

Guo Degang clapped his hands.

"That's it!"

Liu Xingchen still didn't understand.

"What do you mean by that?"

"How do you explain Laohe's troops?"

Guo Degang was helpless.

“Isn’t that also literal?”

"The old peace troops, the troops that are old enough to maintain world peace~"

(End of this chapter)