Chapter 42 Li Jing's love history, colorful life
Chapter 42: Li Jing's love history and colorful life

The main feature of Liu Xingchen and Li Jing's crosstalk performance is that one dares to speak and the other dares to respond!
What's the point of this sentence? It made the scene boil over.

Everyone was experienced and immediately understood Li Jing's true intention.

Liu Xingchen looked at Li Jing and was silent for about 10 seconds before speaking again.

"I can't talk to you anymore, what are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about the lecture videos that teach people how to succeed and how to make progress!"

Li Jing realized it later.

"Ok?"

"A lecturer?"

Liu Xingchen was extremely sure.

"Yes~"

"What else do you think~"

Hu~~
Hahaha……

Li Jing felt somewhat flustered when asked so directly by Liu Xingchen.

But his years of experience in crosstalk enabled him to respond quickly.

“I thought there had to be a demonstration~”

Hahaha……

This answer ignited the scene again.

I can only say that these two people's brain circuits are not ordinary people~
The two smiled at each other, knowing the real answer tacitly.

"Uncle Master, you are the one with a lot of experience. This answer shows that you have been through a lot~"

Hahaha……

"Everyone should be familiar with this person next to me. He is also a crosstalk performer of our Deyun Club and also my teacher~"

Hahaha……

Teacher pig?

Li Jing looked at Liu Xingchen in confusion.

"Did you put a sock in your mouth or something?"

"What is a teacher pig?"

Liu Xingchen's face was full of innocence.

"Who said Master Pig?"

"I'm talking about Uncle Master!"

"Why are you still flattering yourself? Have you ever considered the feelings of the pigs? Would they be willing to let you call them that?"

Liu Xingchen's sudden question made Li Jing even more confused.

"So you're blaming me for this?"

Liu Xingchen looked certain.

"That must be your fault~"

"You heard it wrong, what can anyone do?"

Li Jing shook her head helplessly and could only swallow this loss in silence.

"This is a crosstalk artist from our Deyun Club, and also my uncle-master—Li Jing!"

Faced with the new introduction, Li Jing greeted everyone again.

"Speaking of my uncle, he is definitely a winner in life~"

"Not only is he successful in his career, but he also has a great wife!"

Li Jing did not refute.

"He really married a good wife!"

Liu Xingchen looked at Li Jing and asked tentatively.

"Uncle Master, can I tell you about your love story?"

Li Jing smiled and nodded.

"What can't be said?"

"It's not something to be ashamed of!"

Hearing this answer, Liu Xingchen instantly felt confident.

"Speaking of my uncle's love history, it is also very rich!"

"The wife I have now is not the one I started with. My uncle-in-law has found several before~"

Li Jing did not avoid this topic at all.

"It's normal to fall in love!"

Liu Xingchen continued.

"The earliest marriage was arranged when he was 8 years old, which is commonly known as a baby marriage."

Correct!
"That woman is about the same age as him. They are imitators. He is 8 years old and the woman is 58!"

Oh~~
Hahaha……

"Oh~~"

"Do you have any misunderstanding about the term 'imitation'? One is 8 years old and the other is 58, how can they be considered almost the same?" "How can this be called an arranged marriage? This is clearly finding a grandmother for yourself~"

Hahaha……

Liu Xingchen hurried to explain.

"It's not a problem for a girl to be older. She'll be able to take care of people!"

Li Jing's face twisted into a twist.

"It's okay if it's a little bigger, but it can't be too big~"

"Is this for me or for my grandfather?"

Hahaha……

"Because of age issues, the two of them didn't end up together~"

Li Jing let out a long sigh of relief.

"It's a good thing we didn't get together~"

Hahaha……

"There's nothing we can do about it. That was the way it was in that era. Parents' orders and matchmakers' words were the norm. Everyone followed that."

"However, with the reform and opening up, such feudal customs have been gradually abolished, and everyone now advocates free love~"

Li Jing agrees with this very much.

"It should have been done a long time ago!"

"After advocating free love, my uncle found a girlfriend. You know what, the two of them are extremely compatible in terms of personality, values ​​and other aspects~"

Li Jing followed suit.

"After all, this is something I negotiated myself, so I must have looked at everything carefully~"

Liu Xingchen continued.

"After dating for about half a year, the two of them started living together~"

Oh~~
Li Jing didn't think there was anything wrong.

"This phenomenon is very common in today's society!"

"After living together, the two of them have become even more affectionate, so let's start thinking about getting married!"

"When it comes to this matter, money is needed. My uncle went out to work and wanted to earn more money!"

For the sake of love, it’s reasonable to endure a little hardship!

"You know what, after a year and a half of hard work, my uncle actually made some money!"

"After returning home, he had double happiness. His girlfriend gave birth to a big fat boy for him~"

Hu~~
Li Jing looked at Liu Xingchen hesitantly.

"Let's wait a moment~"

"I was out for a year and a half, and my girlfriend gave birth to a big fat boy for me~"

Hahaha……

"Is this definitely related to me?"

Oh~~
"Yes, after you celebrated the birth of your baby, you gradually discovered the problem~"

"It takes ten months to be pregnant, and you've been away for 18 months. This child has nothing to do with you at all~"

That's right!
"After realizing this, my uncle went to question my girlfriend~"

"Fatball~, tell me clearly, whose child is this?"

Fat ball?

"This is your nickname for your girlfriend. Her real name is Wang Dadan, and "dan" means ball, so I named you Fat Ball!"

Hahaha……

Li Jing frowned.

"What kind of names are these..."

Liu Xingchen spoke again to introduce.

"Fatty, I've been away for a year and a half, and you gave birth to a big fat boy for me. Isn't this clearly cheating on me?"

"I can let bygones be bygones for now. I just want to know one answer: Whose child is this?"

"Is it Guo Degang's? Is it Yu Qian's? Is it Gao Feng's? Tell me, which friend of mine does this child belong to?"

Li Jing was also very excited.

"This matter really needs to be clarified!"

Liu Xingchen imitated Fatty's behavior.

"Li Jing, just ask, what are you so excited about?"

"Besides, why does this kid have to be your friend? Can't I have a few friends?"

Ok? ? ?
Hahaha……

Li Jing felt extremely helpless.

"This is not allowed for anyone's friends~"

"How can she still speak so confidently?"

(End of this chapter)