Chapter 153 Chatterbox Spider and Little Bitch

"Why, are you tempted? Yes, whether you were a mercenary or a bounty hunter, you are always greedy for money! 600 million is indeed very tempting, isn't it?!"

Peter said with a smile.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! My Spider buddy, how could you think of me like that?! Everyone knows that I, Deadpool, am actually a good person and I am always considerate!"

"Last time I beat up a fat guy in a bar, I was considerate and blew his head off! You see, this is enough to prove that I am a kind-hearted person, right?!"

"Come on, Wade, don't I know what kind of person you are? You are a thousand-year-old mummy, so stop pretending with me!"

Peter curled his lips. He didn't believe a word Deadpool said.

Although Deadpool and Spider-Man are good friends in other universes, it doesn't mean that he won't cheat Spider-Man? !

Otherwise, what is the origin of his battle suit? !
Isn't it that this guy killed Spider-Man and then he felt guilty and found the goddess of death and resurrected her? !
But I really don’t understand how this guy, with his shameless appearance, could be favored by the goddess of death, one of the five founders. It seems that the woman likes him very much!
Tsk tsk tsk, a man who is loved by God must have some strength.

"It seems that my information is really open and transparent in front of you! Hey, do you have your own intelligence organization network?! No! In this world, I should be a woman if I go to investigate?!"

"Ah!? Do you like me?!"

Deadpool took a step back, clasped his arms, and made a butterfly gesture. He looked as shameless as he could be!

"I'll say it again, I'm not gay!"

"I'm!"

"what?!"

"Just kidding~"

boom!
Thick smoke rose, and the remaining ninjas of the Hand gradually approached the two men. Deadpool didn't have time to argue. Peter easily found the position of the ninjas with the help of his symbiote suit and the super perception of spider sense. Then a terrifying big mouth appeared on the mask, and it bit suddenly, and only a scream was heard!
Blood splattered everywhere, the headless body was thrown away, and there seemed to be chewing sounds in the thick smoke.

"Although I know that symbiotes need to eat, I still think this way of eating is disgusting! Little thing, how about you try chocolate next time?!"

The symbiote suit trembled when it heard Peter's words, as if it was rejecting him.

This suit is ridiculously powerful, but sometimes it's just too disgusting...

"Hey man, are you eating people again?!"

Deadpool covered his mouth in surprise. Although it was not the first time he was seen eating people, this time he actually bit off a person's head directly. The impact was more powerful than just biting a person directly.

"Actually, I think your head is more delicious. By the way, are you immortal?! If I bite your head off, will you grow another one?!"

"I haven't tried it, how about you try it?!"

Deadpool tilted his head, pointed at his own head and invited generously.

The symbiote suit on his body felt the other party's powerful recovery ability and life force, and couldn't help but become restless.

"Don't just eat anything, he doesn't take a bath..."

"No, I'm taking a shower! I only take a shower once every six months! It's very clean! Come on!"

"He is already very ill, his body is full of viruses!"

"It's okay. I can use my ability to suppress it and ensure that the part you eat is the most delicious and safest!!!"

"Then I'm not welcome!!!"

Peter couldn't stand this guy's chattering anymore, so he walked towards him step by step.

"Uh...I suddenly don't want you to eat it anymore! Hehehehe..."

Deadpool quickly jumped twice to avoid the opponent, then swung his double swords and killed the last ninja behind Peter!
"You are such a bitch!"

"You talk a lot!"

Peter and Deadpool started to argue with each other for a while.

Gwen, who was standing on the roof, saw the whole scene and obviously could not accept it.

Although she had the urge to eat people after being symbiotically infected by Venom, she chose to eat chocolate after hearing Peter say that chocolate could be used as a substitute. And Peter was too simple and crude...

How can I kiss him when I think about how his mouth has eaten someone before?!

Well, that wasn't his mouth. It was the mouth of the symbiote in his body that should be connected to the stomach of the highest dimension. But this was a little unacceptable...

……

Above the roof, the moonlight quietly hid in the clouds.

Three of the most talkative people met.

"Oh hoo, you have a Spider-Man partner?! Well, why can't I have a Deadpool partner?!"

Deadpool was sitting on a tall building, swinging his legs, and said with some envy as he looked at his buddy sitting next to Peter.

"Aren't you a mercenary? Why do you need a partner?!"

"Listen, Spider-Man. I don't want to brag about how cool I am on my own, and now I'm firmly ranked first in the Marvel Universe Killer List, but sometimes I feel really lonely..."

"Eh?! What is the Marvel Universe Killer Ranking?!"

Gwen had never heard of such words and found them very novel.

"It is a universe made up of us humans with superpowers or people with magic and divine powers. This universe system is most likely not real, and the author created this universe and called it the Marvel World! But the Marvel Universe Killer Ranking is completely fictitious. This guy is just trying to flatter himself..."

"Hey?! You actually knew that?! Can you open the fourth wall like me?! Let me tell you, I traveled to a world before, a world where superheroes didn't exist, and our story only existed in the comics he wrote! Then I killed him!"

"But you find that you still can't break free from the cage of fate! Because this person is also a character in other people's comics!"

"Infinite nesting dolls, you're right! So after that, I let it go! It's just that being alone is really lonely, and I also want to have a partner or something, who can watch me show off when I have nothing to do, just like you!"

Deadpool wiped the blood off his two swords while talking incessantly.

"Okay, let's get back to the point! The bounty on Spider-Man has now reached 9 million! I wonder if I can get this bounty?!"

Deadpool pulled out a pistol from somewhere and pointed it at Peter and Gwen, saying something mean.

Facing the gun aimed at his head, Peter said calmly: "Don't pretend, my spider sense tells me that you don't intend to kill us at all. You are just ridiculously mean sometimes! You should know that neither of us can do anything to the other, right?!"

Seeing that his acting was exposed, Deadpool spread his hands and said frustratedly:
"At least cooperate with my lines. You're making me look like a clown performing a one-man show!"

"Aren't you?!"

"Hey, come on, man, I'm the famous Deadpool! With a lot of IPs, okay?!"

"Do I have fewer IPs than you?!"

"Well... let's split the difference..."

"Sure enough, every Spider-Man is a chatterbox. Sometimes I can't stand it..."

Deadpool mumbled something under his breath, and it was clear that he had worked with other Spider-Men before.

"You haven't seen S.H.I.E.L.D., have you?!"

"I was a combat advisor for a while, and then I was hunted?!"

"Why?!"

Gwen was very curious. She knew a little about S.H.I.E.L.D., but she didn't quite understand what the relationship was between Spider-Man, Deadpool and S.H.I.E.L.D.?!

"Because I looted all the technology in SHIELD. Hehehe, that black old devil Nick Fury turned pale with anger!"

When Peter heard that the other party had robbed S.H.I.E.L.D., he couldn't help but give a thumbs up!

"It has to be you! You little bitch!"

(End of this chapter)