Chapter 154 The Chatty Trio Makes Trouble in Hell's Kitchen (Part )
"Hey, sometimes I feel like we have a pretty good understanding of each other?! How about the three of us form a group?!"
Deadpool suggested excitedly. Even though the three of them were quite talkative, he felt like he had found a soulmate.
"That's not a good idea, right? We are a couple..."
Peter was a little speechless. Sometimes couples go out together, which is a kind of romance. But bringing another person along, what's the big deal? !
"Hey, three people can form a triangle, and a triangle is stable! Such a combination is unbreakable, isn't it?! Just like Captain America, Iron Man and Thor's hammer and shield combination, the three little spiders in that world, and..."
Deadpool was stuck and couldn't think of any other famous trio, so Peter helped by adding, "The Condor Heroes and the Eagle from China!"
"Hey, why can't I just be a human?!"
Deadpool protested unhappily.
"It seems that you have a clear understanding of your position!"
Peter nodded in satisfaction.
"Hahahahahahaha~"
Gwen found the exchange between a chatterbox and a mean chatterbox very interesting and laughed so hard that she almost couldn't breathe.
"Look, my girlfriend agrees with this combination!"
"Okay, tell me the truth! Actually, I came here to take on a mission, and my target is indeed you two. I was full of confidence before I met you two. Now... neither of us can do anything to the other. The best result is that both of us are seriously injured, and then we have to heal and fight tirelessly. I don't have that patience..."
"But someone actually plotted against me and sent out eighteen gangs! I'm so tired of fighting them..."
"It seems that the fat guy has raised our reward price a bit. If this is the case, there will definitely be idiots who will fall for it!"
Peter nodded.
"Yes, I am one of the idiots!"
Deadpool pointed at himself and smiled bitterly.
"This deal is really hard to do. Many people have already taken on this mission. Killers and mercenaries from all over the world will gather in New York. They know Spider-Man is very strong, so they want to gain an advantage in numbers and kill you first, and then decide who will be the lucky one to collect the money!"
"It seems that there are too many people who want to assassinate us, so they also have evil intentions and start killing each other first?!"
Gwen said after thinking about it.
Peter nodded.
"That should be the case, that's right!"
"Wade, I know that the cancer cells in your body are constantly eroding your body, and your recovery ability is constantly repairing the eroded body. Your body must be very tired and painful, right?! If I can help you get rid of the damn cancer cells, will you come with me?!"
Peter then turned his head to look at Deadpool on the side and proposed a deal.
"Really?! My disease is already in the advanced stage. Is there any hope for recovery?! I won't die, but it really hurts..."
Deadpool has long wanted to have a healthy physique!
"Don't even mention I'll accompany you for a while. From now on, you'll be my real brother! We're the best of friends! Spider-Man and Deadpool, best match!"
Deadpool put his arm around Peter's shoulders, acting like a good brother.
And Peter was no longer surprised by this guy's stupid and jumping thoughts.
However, I am not very confident that I can cure the cancer in the other person's body.
Although the Dark Magic Encyclopedia records magic that can extract all external forces, does this cancer count as an external force? !
"I'm just trying, I may not succeed..."
"It's okay, just try! Don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower! Come on!" Seeing Deadpool about to take off his clothes, Peter gave him a big slap without saying a word.
"There are girls here, please pay attention!"
"Oh, that's right. Then please step aside, beautiful girl. I want to do something private with your boyfriend..."
"Fuck you! You're a f**king gay, right?!"
Peter cursed loudly, then turned around and explained to Gwen: "Don't listen to this guy's nonsense, I'm not into homosexuality..."
"I know he's crazy!"
"Correct!"
"You too, but your condition is less severe than his!"
Peter: "..."
"Okay, I'm going to try now. If you make any weird noises, don't blame my fist that's as big as a sandbag!"
The black and red magic energy surged in Peter's hands, and with his keen perception, he quickly found the location where the opponent's cancer virus was gathered. Then he exerted a little force, and the huge amount of magic energy entered the opponent's body at once, gathering all the cancer cells in one place!
Ten minutes later, the magic energy in Peter's hand changed from black and red to black and purple!
It actually turned into a cancer magic. This thing is really useful. If you look at someone you don't like, you can make him get cancer!
After storing the cancer magic in the system warehouse, Peter asked, "How is it?!"
“It’s easier than ever!”
"Because of this torture, I have tried many ways to commit suicide but failed! Now that I am free of disease and feel that life is so beautiful! Even the healthy air is so fresh and sweet~"
Deadpool closed his eyes and felt that there were indeed no cancer cells in his body. He opened his arms and took a breath comfortably.
"There might be something wrong with your sense of smell. I suggest you go check it out when you have time! Because the fart I just passed at you couldn't possibly be that sweet!"
Peter suddenly said in a mean way.
Suddenly I feel that competing with Deadpool in wits and courage is also a good choice.
"Now that you've been reborn, do you dare to go to Hell's Kitchen with us?!"
"Who am I afraid of?! I've killed a few superheroes, okay?! Now that my body is back to peak condition, I promise to fill their butts with pineapples!"
"Then let's go! I want to see what kind of person wants to kill us!"
After that, Peter and Gwen swung on the spider web and flew over the tall building.
Looking at the backs of the Spider-Man duo going away, Deadpool shouted:
"I don't know how to swing a web, little spider, wait for me!"
"Fortunately, I still have the mechanical flying claws I got from S.H.I.E.L.D.! I can use them right now!"
Deadpool took out a pistol-like mechanical flying claw, imitated Spider-Man and suddenly jumped out of the building, then pulled the trigger of the flying claw, but the flying claw did not eject!
After pressing the button several times, thinking it was stuck, Deadpool looked down and couldn't help cursing.
"Shit, it's been out of power for too long!?"
boom! ! !
Just like that, a human-shaped figure fell heavily to the ground, leaving a pool of blood on the ground.
"This broken thing is such a rip-off!"
30 seconds later, the corpse lying on the ground stood up, threw the claws in his hand casually on the ground, and rushed towards the direction of Spider-Man.
(End of this chapter)