Chapter 102 22: Burning corpses and relieving plague, supernatural powers arise!
What is the ultimate happiness for men?
Yileimiao had the opportunity to try it before.
Although Yileimiao was very unhappy about being forced to change into a female character, she had no choice but to obey the official arrangement. She looked at the ordinary female character in front of her and began to pinch her face.
Women are all about appearance and appearance.
Even women who claim that they are not obsessed with appearance prefer talking to handsome guys.
Yileimiao attaches great importance to face pinching. She spent more than two hours on this.
When she entered the game again, it was already midnight.
"The authorities have done something humane. Finally, no one comes out of the resurrection pool naked."
"We are all male characters, so it's okay for them to go out naked. But if female characters go out naked, I really want to say hello to the main planner!"
In the 0.55 version update, there was no mention of optimizing the player resurrection mechanism, but now it seems that the programmer has optimized the resurrection mechanism but did not mention it in the update notes.
"etc???"
"Am I seeing things? Are you Yilei-niao???"
When Yileimiao was standing next to the resurrection pool wearing uniform clothes, a player with [Qi Nuan] on his head exclaimed. Many new players naturally knew a lot of glorious achievements of Yileimiao, an old player.
For example, Yilei Miao was the first player to use her own corpse to make a nest and complete fishing.
For example, Yilei Miao is the second player to create his own magical power.
For example, Yileimiao has been purchasing Yancheng contribution points from [Baobao Pavilion], preparing to buy land for the construction of Yi Mansion Garden.
As for this rumored rich woman named Yileimiao, who is decisive and ruthless even more ruthless than men, everyone thinks she is a man pretending to be a girl.
I didn't expect that the clown was actually me.
"Am I beautiful?"
Yilei Miao winked at the new player Qi Nuan, who smiled like a dog:
"Beautiful, so beautiful, just like a fairy descending to earth."
"Climb down, you are the fairy!"
The word "little fairy" has evolved into a derogatory term at this stage, and Yileimiao, who has a somewhat masculine personality, naturally doesn't like people calling her a fairy.
"Ah this."
Qi Nuan didn't know what to say. Yi Lei Miao kicked Qi Nuan with a look of contempt: "It's ok for you to be a bootlicker in real life, but why are you still a bootlicker in the game?"
"Do you want to prove your truth by licking the dog?"
"Among the hundreds of families, there is no dog-licking family!"
"Your words are a bit too harsh, aren't they? I just praised you and you said I was a bootlicker?"
Qi Nuan's self-esteem was hurt. To be honest, the moment he saw the beautiful Yileimiao, he subconsciously wanted to please her, but ended up licking the thorn.
"That's not the case. I definitely wouldn't say that to you if it was just a simple compliment, but your expression and flattery are exactly like a dog licker."
"Of course, if you think you are not a bootlicker, I can apologize to you."
"Smith Marseille~~"
Yileimiao suddenly picked it up, and Qi Nuan, who was still a little angry, instantly lost his temper. He waved his hand to show that he didn't care about what Yileimiao said before.
After putting on her clothes, Yileimiao straightened her penis a little uncomfortably. It was her first time to experience such a big penis and she was not used to it.
Whether it was the male character before or in reality, it was the first time that Yileimiao was so careless.
"You damn dog planner, why don't you let me play a male character? I want to play a male character!"
Yi Lei Miao glanced at Qi Nuan behind her and asked, "The night mode is on, why don't we see anyone here? Are you all offline or are you still going to play dungeons?"
"We're still clearing the dungeon. Su Shan said the night mode has been activated, and he wants everyone to conduct sneak attacks day and night to prevent the barbarians from having peace."
"That's a good idea. Come on, Xiao Qizi, do you want to go to the dungeon together?"
"Ahem, I'm not good, okay!"
Qi Nuan, who had originally refused to go into the dungeon, instantly changed his mind and walked out of the city wall shoulder to shoulder with Yile Miao.
Yileimiao didn't say anything as she walked and got used to her new body. Her attention was all on her waves.
People, the less they have, the more they want to pinch themselves.
Just like the 40CM before, just like the G this time.
Only after actually owning it did Yileimiao realize how inconvenient it was.
"It's really uncomfortable. I'll pinch it again as soon as I die, and pinch it back to the original A."
"It's not my pleasure anyway, why should I carry this burden?"
Yileimiao decided to reshape her face after she died and return to her original self.
"It stinks, it really stinks, why can't this game block the sense of smell!"
"Fuck, even though I grew up in the countryside, I've never carried manure!"
"What kind of rotten idea did Su Shan come up with? Will the Golden Soup Plan work?"
"Haven't you learned history? The Golden Soup is a powerful weapon. It's very useful when attacking a city or defending it!"
A dozen players who died and were reborn headed towards the Iltsk Oasis, carrying buckets of spear dung. They had never carried spear dung in real life, but in the game they actually carried spear dung to attack the barbarians at night.
The Golden Soup Plan was a strategy that Su Shan came up with on a whim. In Su Shan's words, this thing could cooperate with Zhuge Wangye's magical powers to maximize the effect of Zhuge Wangye's magical powers.
No one knows whether it will be effective or not, but at this stage the barbarians are too strong, and they must use all kinds of strategies to find ways to destroy the enemy's vitality.
Fortunately, the players in charge of the Jintang Plan can get more Yancheng merit points than other players when distributing military merits, which can be regarded as compensating for their efforts.
The night mode is turned on, and players who are currently clearing the dungeon are naturally unwilling to log off at this time. Su Shan directly posted in the forum, allowing players to form teams freely and take advantage of the night to launch a sneak attack on the barbarians in the Iltsk Oasis.
When attacking the barbarians in Iltsk Oasis, the player does not focus on killing the enemies, but rather on harassment. The goal is to make the barbarians tired and not let them have a good rest.
The Art of War: The strategy of tiring the enemy.
Attack day and night to keep the barbarians in no peace!
Boom, boom, boom, boom~~~
"Kill, kill, kill!"
The drums are beating loudly, and the murderous aura is in the air!
As the sound of war drums rang out, the soldiers in the Iltsk Oasis Camp suddenly ran out of the barracks, holding scimitars in their hands, and quickly came to the city wall following their heads.
"Where are the enemies? Where are the enemies?"
"These damned imperial merchants, how many of them are there? Why can't we kill them all?"
"Another feint? How many times have they feinted tonight?"
The barbarian soldiers who were forced to wake up from their sleep, holding scimitars, watched the sound of war drums coming from afar, and their anger values rose to the peak. This damn Yancheng Zhenbei Army is so disgusting. The war drums are beating loudly, but they don't really invade. They are like rabbits, daring to create the illusion of attack outside to disgust people.
If you had really attacked like you did in the first half of the night, everyone could have killed a few sheep to vent their anger. But the constant harassment in the second half of the night is really infuriating.
"They are bullying us because we don't have cavalry. If our cavalry were here again, would they still dare to be so arrogant?"
An old veteran picked up a bow and arrow, pulled it to its full length, and shot an arrow into the sky.
The eighteen tribes in the northern border were in constant turmoil. For safety reasons, the leader left the Iltsk Oasis with thousands of his personal soldiers.
If not, how could this group of Yancheng's Zhenbei Army dare to harass them like this?
Send out the cavalry and strangle them all!
"It's time to call it a day. It's time to call it a day. Damn it! It's another feint attack!"
"You guys, open your eyes wide and look carefully. The rest of you, go back to the barracks and take a rest to replenish your energy."
A group of soldiers who came to support the camp returned to the camp yawning and holding scimitars. Before they had walked a few steps, the voice of the sentry sounded:
"Enemy attack, this is really an enemy attack, come and support us!"
"Is there really an enemy?"
"where is it?"
The old soldiers who came to support were immediately energized. They went back quickly, and when they saw a few sneaky dark shadows crawling towards the city wall in the dark, they couldn't help but reveal ferocious smiles on their faces.
"How dare you attack me by surprise! My men, capture them alive. I will skin them and roast them!"
"Catch them alive, I'm going to use their skulls as urinals. Damn it, I get so mad just seeing these people!!"
"You are such a waste. Look at how tender these guys are. I want to taste the taste of the men of the Imperial Shang Dynasty!"
The barbarian soldiers laughed extremely ferociously. They held scimitars in their hands. After making sure that there were only a few dozen enemies who attacked them, they rushed forward one by one with scimitars in their hands.
"Were you discovered? Prepare for a biological attack!"
"Brothers, let them have a good taste!"
"Let them have a taste of what golden soup tastes like!"
Seeing the enemy attacking, the player who was preparing for a sneak attack was not surprised but happy. After carrying the task for so long, he was finally going to complete the mission.
Neither side showed any intention of backing down, and in the dark night, under the dim light of torches on the city wall, the two sides met.
"Splash him, splash him!"
"What is the taste?"
"It stinks!"
"Golden soup, they use golden soup!"
"Kill them all. No one should be left alive. Kill them all!"
The golden soup poured on the barbarian soldiers completely enraged them. They didn't even bother to capture anyone alive. They swung their swords like crazy and hacked more than a dozen players to death.
"How disgusting! They actually used golden soup to attack!"
"Is this really the Northern Frontier's Zhenbei Army? Why are their methods so despicable?"
Looking at the dozen or so players who had died completely, some veterans who had fought against the Zhenbei Army fell into confusion.
In their impression, the Zhenbei Army is a bloody and extremely resilient army. They have strict military discipline and amazing will, and each of them is an elite soldier.
Whether in their ability to coordinate battle formations or their individual capabilities, they far surpass the eighteen tribes in the northern border.
If the Zhenbei Army's retreat had not been cut off, how could the eighteen tribes in the northern border have driven the Zhenbei Army into a small Yancheng.
However, the methods used by the Zhenbei Army before them were extremely despicable. They either carried out crazy harassment, nighttime sneak attacks, or fierce assaults.
Moreover, the individual strength is very weak and it will break at the slightest touch.
"Even though I know? Anyway, this matter is too strange!"
The old soldier Tiele Pucheng, who was drenched in golden soup, suppressed his nausea and kicked the corpse away. The Zhenbei Army soldiers he met today all seemed a little abnormal.
Things were better during the day. He encountered several enemies who sneaked into the Iltsk Oasis and shot them to death with a bow and arrow.
In the early hours of the night, he stopped a burning carriage.
When talking about the burning carriage, Tiele Pucheng felt it was weird. The burning carriage was full of corpses. Although there were green flames burning on the corpses, they went out automatically after touching the blood.
Tiele Pucheng personally checked the bodies. They were real corpses, all of them had stopped breathing.
And now, another group of people came to die.
Yes, in Tiele Pucheng's view, these Yancheng soldiers carrying golden soup were here to die.
They can't possibly think that you can kill them by just pouring some golden soup on them.
This thing can only disgust people, but it can't kill them.
"A-choo~A-choo~A-choo~"
The cold wind blew, and Tiele Pucheng, who was walking back to wash off the bad luck, suddenly felt his body go cold. He sneezed violently several times, muttering, "Winter is coming!"
"Yes, it's getting cold, winter is coming!"
"Alas, our granary has been burned down twice. I don't know if we can survive this year."
"If you can't resist, just kill and eat all the slaves!"
The supporting barbarian soldiers walked towards the camp while communicating with each other. After returning to the camp, seven or eight barbarian soldiers, led by Tiele Pucheng, who were splashed with golden soup, immediately ran back to their homes, wanting to take a good hot bath to get rid of the bad luck on their bodies.
There is a shortage of water resources in northern Xinjiang, and it is not easy to take a hot bath.
But as a small noble in the Iltsk Oasis, Tiele Puchen still had the conditions to take a hot bath. Feeling a little cold, he took a hot bath happily. After getting rid of the disgusting smell, he walked out wrapped in a sheepskin blanket.
"Ada, why has the Yancheng Zhenbei Army been attacking us all this time?"
Tiele Pucheng's child held a wooden scimitar and asked his father. Tiele Pucheng grinned and touched the child's head: "We are mortal enemies. The peace before does not mean that we can coexist peacefully with them."
"Between us and them, one of us will die!"
"Child, you must train well and master the skills to kill the enemy. When you grow up, you must kill all the people in Yancheng. Only in this way can you prove that you are a real man and qualified to become a noble!"
Tiele Pucheng reached out and touched his child's head, educating him.
"Ada, I remember this. I will kill all the people in Yancheng and use their heads to decorate our home!"
"Hahaha, cough, cough, cough!"
Hearing the child say this, Tiele Pucheng showed a relieved smile on his face. He was about to praise his child when he suddenly coughed violently twice, and then a mouthful of black pus and blood came out of his mouth.
Burn corpses to stop the plague, and supernatural powers will emerge!
(End of this chapter)