Chapter 103: 23: Gui Bi's Sao Operation: Pinching the Face of the Barbarian
"Ada, Ada, what's wrong with you?"
"Ada!"
Seeing Tiele Pucheng spit out a mouthful of black blood and threaten to destroy Yancheng, the child suddenly became anxious. He rushed to his father and wiped the blood from the corner of Tiele Pucheng's mouth with his own hands.
The black blood carried Zhuge Wangye's magical power to burn corpses and spread epidemics. This magical power was transmitted through limbs. The moment Tiele Puchong touched the black pus and blood, it was corroded by Zhuge Wangye's magical power.
"It's okay, it's nothing serious!"
Tiele Pucheng was very pleased to see that his child was so filial and sensible. He comforted his child and asked him to stay at home obediently. He put on an outer coat and went to look for sacrifice.
Although the priests of Northern Xinjiang and the witch doctors of Miao Xinjiang have very resounding titles, in fact their levels are average. Some of their tricks and abilities are of little use in the eyes of the Imperial Shang Dynasty.
The sacrifices and totems of rituals, the witch doctors' poisonous insects and black magic were not even acceptable to the Yin-Yang School in the Imperial Shang Dynasty.
However, in the Imperial Shang Dynasty, the Yin-Yang School was at a middle level among the various schools of thought. Both farmers and doctors were more popular than the Yin-Yang School.
Even novelists and famous writers were more favored by the kings than Yin-Yangists in some vassal states.
After going to the priest's home in Iltsk Oasis to check, the priest did not find any major problems with Tiele Pucheng. He suspected that Tiele Pucheng was too tired during this period of time, and was splashed with golden soup by the soldiers of Yancheng, which caused his blood and qi to attack his heart.
The priest prescribed a medicine for Tiele Pucheng and told him to take it on time and have a good rest for a few days and he should be fine.
"have a good rest?"
"I would like to, but the two-legged sheep of the Imperial Merchants are crazy now, harassing us every day. How can we rest well?"
"If I hadn't been doused with the golden soup, I would still be fighting on the front lines now!"
When Tiele Pucheng thought of the attackers from Yancheng, he was so angry that he could not contain his anger. The priest hurriedly asked Tiele Pucheng to calm down and try to rest.
After returning home with the herbs prescribed for the sacrifice, Tiele Pucheng was forced to go to the front line again before he had time to boil the medicine.
I don’t know what happened today, but the soldiers of Yancheng’s Zhenbei Army seemed to be crazy. Their attack never stopped. Almost every moment, there were seven or eight, or a dozen soldiers trying to sneak into their oasis!
Wuzhuliuruo had no idea how many soldiers Yancheng's Zhenbei Army had now. He only knew that since the damn slaves rebelled, he had killed more than 200 Yancheng's Zhenbei Army soldiers.
But the soldiers of Yancheng's Zhenbei Army were like leeks, they were killed one after another, and it seemed that they could never be killed all.
Even if he placed the heads of the Yanzhen Zhenbei Army soldiers at the city gate and hung their bodies upside down outside the city wall, it would be of no avail.
The soldiers of Yancheng's Zhenbei Army are not afraid of death at all.
After coexisting peacefully with Yancheng for twenty or thirty years, Wuzhuliuruo had long lost track of how many soldiers were left in Yancheng. Now that Yancheng's soldiers were attacking in waves, he dared not be careless at all.
All soldiers must strictly guard their areas and are not allowed to rest without orders.
Under Wuzhuliuruo's order, Tiele Pucheng, who was personally exposed to Zhuge Wangye's [Corpse Burning and Epidemic Prevention] magical power and was doused with golden soup, did not even have time to drink the herbs and quickly returned to the team.
As a humble student who has only mastered the basics of the magical power of [Corpse Burning and Plague], he cannot directly threaten the barbarians in the entire Iltsk Oasis.
Even the barbarian soldiers who were corroded by the magical power, if they rested well and took medicine on time, could directly break Zhuge Wangye's [Corpse Burning Plague] magical power.
But Wuzhuliuruo gave Zhuge Wangye space to use his magical power of [Burning Corpses and Plaguing Epidemics].
Just like the fire, it was just a small flame at first and could be extinguished by a spit.
But if it is allowed to develop, it will lead to disaster.
"This dungeon is so damn difficult. Holy shit! We spent a week preparing for it, 40 or 50 players went to the dungeon together, spent three resurrection coins, and we couldn't even get into the dungeon!"
"Planner, come out and take a look at the dungeon you designed. Is it possible for a human to pass it? The first dungeon is so difficult. Are your future dungeons going to be even harder than the heavens?"
"It's too tragic, it's really too tragic. Apart from the initial period of clearing the countryside, when we seized some cattle and sheep and captured a few barbarian teenagers, we haven't gained anything since then!"
"Don't even mention any gains. I died three or four times. Not only did I use up all the resurrection coins I had saved up for a few days, but even my weapons were destroyed!"
"If anyone says that Souls-related games are the most difficult in the future, I will just pay a huge amount of money to them. Damn, compared to the difficulty of this game, are Souls-related games considered difficult?"
Forum, players complained.
A week has passed since the new expansion was released. The players spent a week preparing. Fifty or sixty players went into the dungeon together, playing from day till late at night, which took seventeen or eighteen hours. One group of players didn't even get into the dungeon and all died outside it.
How difficult is this damn copy?
If we count from the time the Iltsk Oasis dungeon was launched, in more than half a month, only Niu Bu has entered the dungeon, killed a few monsters, and got the achievement of the first kill.
Half a month has passed, and I have just entered the copy.
If it were any other game, even one like Elden Ring, it would take half a month to complete it without any damage.
And what about "Bai Jia Zhu Dao"?
Can't get into the copy.
And the most fucked-up thing is that your equipment will drop upon death. The ring-handled sword that you worked so hard to buy will be dropped after you die.
Being exploded is fine, at most the player can go back to the original location to pick it up after resurrection, but what players cannot accept is that the monsters in this game copy will pick up their weapons and not leave them any.
Old players are used to this. At this stage, the dozen or so cavalrymen who are giving players the most headaches in Iltsk Oasis are all those who aid the enemy.
But new players couldn't accept it, and they cursed the planners in the forum to express their dissatisfaction.
"Thank you for your love. I want to say, please try harder!"
The forum has become a place for players to vent. The emotional fluctuations of players in the forum are all absorbed by the Tongtian Divine Tree and converted into energy values for upgrades.
With such lovely players, there is no need to worry about upgrading the Babel Divine Tree!
"I'm almost saving enough energy to upgrade the Tongtian Divine Tree. As the number of players increases, I'll get more energy."
After the new expansion pack was released, Chu Zhongxing used the energy he obtained to once again strengthen all his abilities.
The first thing to be strengthened is the eighth ability of explosive troops. At this stage, the explosive troops can provide Chu Zhongxing with 5 game places every day. Up to now, Chu Zhongxing can summon another players into the game.
The second enhancement is the ability to resurrect five, so that the number of resurrection coins can keep up with the needs of players.
Finally, Chu Zhongxing strengthened his ability one once again.
The female characters in version 0.55 are only available after the first ability is enhanced.
The three enhancements consumed a lot of Chu Zhongxing's energy. Chu Zhongxing thought that the next upgrade of the Tongtian Divine Tree would take at least half a month. Unexpectedly, the players were so powerful that Chu Zhongxing almost saved up enough energy to upgrade the Tongtian Divine Tree in just a few days. "According to the current trend, I may save up enough energy to upgrade the Tongtian Divine Tree the day after tomorrow."
"Bashi!"
It has been more than two months since it came to this world, and the Tongtian Divine Tree has upgraded to a level almost every twelve or thirteen days. Chu Zhongxing is very satisfied with this upgrade speed.
General's House.
Night mode is activated for the first time, allowing players to play at night. It is also the first time for players to go north and leave Yancheng.
On such a meaningful day, Chu Zhongxing naturally chose to stay up late and stand on the same front with the players. He has been observing the players tonight, lurking in the forum from time to time to understand the players' needs.
Among the posts in the forum that were all complaining about the planning, Chu Zhongxing suddenly saw a post with a unique style.
"Brothers, how do you think I can do this face-sculpting? Can you tell me if there is anything I can improve on? Please give me some pointers."
The player who posted the message was Gui Bi. Chu Zhongxing had some impression of this player. With a little curiosity, Chu Zhongxing clicked on the post and after taking a glance, his eyes widened.
"Good boy, good boy, you are really good at this!"
Currently, the official forum of "Baijia Zhudao" can only post text and emoticons, and does not support emoticons, pictures and videos.
The player Gui Bi said in the post that he is currently sculpting the face of the Xianyun, and will ask the players to give him some pointers after they are resurrected to see if the face he sculpted is very different from the real Xianyun.
"You guys can make such a big deal out of a simple face-shaping ability?"
Seeing Gui Bi waiting for other players to make suggestions in the resurrection pool, Chu Zhongxing quietly exited the forum. He used the power of the Tongtian Divine Tree to switch his perspective to Gui Bi.
Gui Bi's previous image was very similar to the ordinary Gu Letian, but now, Gui Bi is 70% like the Xianyun.
Xianyun was one of the eighteen tribes in the northern border.
Because they have always lived in the northern Xinjiang where the environment is not very good, coupled with dietary and genetic problems, they are generally short in stature, with big and round heads, small eyes, high and prominent cheekbones, wide noses, thick beards on the upper lip, only a small tuft of hard beard under the chin, and their whole body is dark, with an extremely distinctive appearance.
The people of the Imperial Shang Dynasty had a huge difference in appearance from the Xianyun. In terms of height, the people of the Imperial Shang Dynasty were generally around 1.8 meters tall. Confucius, one of the most famous saints, was as tall as 2.2 meters tall, with well-developed muscles and a strong body.
The height of the Xianyun is generally between 1.6 and 1.7 meters, and with their obvious appearance, both the 18 tribes in the northern border and the Zhenbei Army in Yancheng can identify them at a glance.
And now, the player Gui Bi, who died once, directly sculpted his face into that of Xianyun. Although there is still a big difference between the two upon closer inspection, if you take a quick look, you can really mistake Gui Bi for Xianyun.
Especially at night, it is really difficult to distinguish.
"Gui Bi, you are such a talented person!"
In the attack on Iltsk Oasis, players suffered heavy casualties. Many players had to crawl out of the resurrection pool from time to time. When they saw Gui Bi, whose face was tweaked to look like a barbarian, they couldn't help but complain.
To be honest, if the player didn't have his ID above his head, I'm afraid there would really be players who would kill Gui Bi to vent their anger.
"I'm just asking, how good is my face-shaping ability? Is it possible to sneak into the dungeon under the cover of night?"
"It's difficult. It's okay when you look at it from a distance, but if you look closely, there is still a big difference."
"Gui Bi, I've discovered that you really don't have any talent for face-pinching."
"You're too tall. How can a barbarian be so tall? And where's your beard? Pinch that tuft of beard on your chin!"
"Make the nose wider and the bridge not so high. Barbarians are not white-haired birds in Europe and America. They don't have such high nose bridges."
Several resurrected players pointed out the problem to Gui Bi. After integrating the players' opinions, Gui Bi took the ring-handled sword and handed it to Yi Lei Miao who had just resurrected, with a smile on his face: "Meow Meow, please kill me, thank you!"
"To be honest, I've died a lot today, and I'm pissed when I see you like this!"
"Die to me!"
The resurrected Yileimiao also had her face reshaped, and she changed the original G into A.
In Earth OL, Yanlong Country, there is no war and the public security is good. Many girls like Longcheng G. There is nothing wrong with catering to men who like to drive big G.
After all, women with G do not need strenuous exercise except in special circumstances.
But it doesn’t work in the game. What’s the point of playing the game if I can’t kill, kill, kill? So G becomes a burden.
After experiencing G, Yileimiao, who felt extremely uncomfortable, returned to her old job. After she killed Guibi with one knife, she felt that her movements were smooth and very fluent.
"Two rabbits are running side by side on the ground. How can you tell which is the male and which is the female?"
Yileimiao thought that Hua Mulan should be the same as him, both A, otherwise, it would definitely be seen at a glance.
"Sister Miao is so cruel. Are you a doctor in real life?"
He Ao, who had also resurrected, asked with a grin, and he added, "The kind of doctor who stabbed her boyfriend thirty-six times and diagnosed it as a minor injury!"
"I can't do that. I'll just kill you with one blow."
Yilei Miao said with a smile: "Unlike other women, they would call you geigei."
"Miaow, can you stab me?"
"You still have this special fetish? Come on, come on, who else wants to be stabbed? Line up!"
Yileimiao held a ring-handled sword in her hand and looked at everyone one by one. The players who were seen quickly waved their hands, indicating that she was just joking.
The resurrection coins in the game "Bai Jia Zhu Dao" are very expensive, and if you die too many times in a day, the price of the resurrection coins will go up.
Only a fool would pretend to be fine and let you stab him!
Even if you pinch your face according to Liu Yifei's, you still won't believe it.
Liu Yifei, who is only 18 years old, can’t stab me!
The players gathered in the resurrection pool were playing and chatting. After dying three or four times, they no longer had the initial enthusiasm to go into the dungeon.
After all, we are here to kill monsters, not to be bullied by them.
Gui Bi, who was stabbed to death by Yile Miao, walked out of the resurrection pool more than ten minutes later. He listened to the advice and this time his face was pinched very successfully. Many players couldn't help but want to chop Gui Bi when they saw his face and image.
(End of this chapter)