Chapter 140 Pig Head (3/5)

Li Zhuangsheng looked at the blue box, then at Hu Mengdie, who seemed to be so righteous for some reason, with a look of doubt in his eyes.

"Are our genders mixed up? Why are you, a grown man, so scared?" Hu Mengdie shook her head and laughed.

"Okay...you go out, I want to go to bed."

Li Zhuangsheng hesitated for a long time, chased Hu Mengdie away, and then grabbed the blue box and prepared to throw it under the bed. But after thinking about it, he stuffed it into the pillowcase and turned it over.

The most dangerous place is the safest place. In this way, even if Hu Mengdie wants to do something, she will never be able to find this thing.

Li Zhuangsheng had just laid down when he suddenly stood up and opened the bedside table. There were only a few snacks inside. He was completely relieved and lay down again.

The bed had a long-lost smell that made him miss it... Um, little brother, what are you doing? Li Zhuangsheng punched himself in humiliation and rolled over on the bed in pain.

……

Not knowing how long he had slept, Li Zhuangsheng slowly opened his sleepy eyes. It was a quiet afternoon, the sunlight outside the window was exceptionally bright, but the room had a tranquil atmosphere, as if time had been frozen for a long time.

His mind was not yet clear, he just felt empty in his heart and was sad for some reason.

"you're awake?"

Next to him lay a beautiful girl, with skin as white as jade and eyes as bright as crescent moons, like the heroine in a fairy tale.

Li Zhuangsheng stared at her blankly, and she smiled and kissed him on the corner of his mouth.

Just like the prince kissing Sleeping Beauty, Li Zhuangsheng's brain finally started up. He subconsciously lifted the quilt and found his pants were still there, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

"I really didn't touch you, not even once!"

"You just kissed me." Li Zhuangsheng said quietly.

"I kissed you after you woke up. I told you not to touch you when you were asleep," said Hu Mengdie.

Li Zhuangsheng held his head and got up. Fortunately, the world was normal.

He got up, washed his face, and walked to Hu Mengke's room, only to find that no one was there.

"Where is your sister?"

"Oh, she just went to the supermarket to buy food and will be back soon. She has finished writing her composition, please revise it for her first..."

Li Zhuangsheng nodded and picked up the red pen to mark the composition.

Hu Mengdie turned and went out: "I'm going to take a shower first. Oh, by the way, I've already talked to Li Xiuyu, and she promised me that she wouldn't kill you..."

Li Zhuangsheng was stunned for a moment, and then after hearing the second half of the sentence, he couldn't help but complain: "What you said is the same as if you didn't say anything!"

"She originally wanted to chop you into pieces, but I had to talk you into leaving you alive. Don't be ungrateful!"

Li Zhuangsheng was speechless, but knowing Hu Mengdie's character, she would definitely do what she said. Li Xiuyu should be much calmer now.

He lowered his head and carefully corrected the composition. He commented on every paragraph, circled the well-written sentences, and marked the places that could be improved with a red pen.

"Honey, please give me some shower gel!" Hu Mengdie's call for help came from the bathroom.

"Where's the shower gel?"

"On the table!"

Li Zhuangsheng walked to the dining table helplessly and saw a half-used bottle of shower gel.

"Why did you put the shower gel there?" Li Zhuangsheng knocked on the bathroom door unhappily. "Did you do it on purpose?"

"Hey, thank you!" The bathroom door suddenly opened, and Hu Mengdie was naked, her whole body wet, like a lotus emerging from the water, with one hand gently hugging her chest, half-covered, making people unable to look away. Li Zhuangsheng's face was slightly red, and he looked at it for several seconds before coming back to his senses and looking away: "What are you doing!"

Hu Mengdie invited with a smile: "Would you like to take a shower together?"

Li Zhuangsheng closed his eyes, angry and ashamed: "Hu Mengdie, please respect yourself, this little trick won't work on me!"

"Oh!"

Hu Mengdie closed the bathroom door.

What's wrong with you, little brother? I found that you are getting more and more out of control after returning to high school! Li Zhuangsheng snapped his fingers, then gasped in pain, limped back to Hu Mengke's room and continued to correct essays.

However, the girl's body just now is engraved in my mind and I can never forget it... It's not like you haven't seen your wife's body before, so don't let your imagination run wild...

Li Zhuangsheng patted his head, feeling a little thirsty, and bent over to go out to find some water. Unfortunately, Hu Mengdie's family had no other drinking water, so Li Zhuangsheng had to boil some himself and returned to his room to continue marking essays.

"Honey, help me get my clothes!" Soon, Hu Mengdie's voice sounded again.

Li Zhuangsheng pretended not to hear. Hu Mengdie called out again, but Li Zhuangsheng still ignored her.

"My ex-husband's classmate, can you help me get my clothes?" Hu Mengdie had to change the address.

"What clothes? Where are they?" Li Zhuangsheng finally spoke.

"My underwear, the white one hanging on my balcony!"

"Then take it yourself!"

"Then I have no clothes, so I have to go out naked!"

"You fooled me once, but you won't fool me a second time!"

Li Zhuangsheng walked to the balcony angrily, found Hu Mengdie's underwear, took a deep breath, took it off, and quickly walked to the bathroom door, opened the door a crack, then held it tightly and reached his hand holding the underwear in it.

"Are you really that cautious?" Hu Mengdie took the underwear, her voice a little low.

"Isn't it because of you?" Li Zhuangsheng closed the door and returned to Hu Mengke's bedroom.

It’s been almost twenty minutes, why hasn’t Hu Mengke come back yet?

Not long after, Li Zhuangsheng heard some noise outside the house. It should be Hu Mengdie coming out, but he didn't even raise his head and read Hu Mengke's composition again.

Hu Mengdie didn't bother him anymore. From the sound of her footsteps, she went straight back to her room. Li Zhuangsheng breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, he heard a few bangs, as if something fell to the ground.

Li Zhuangsheng stood up subconsciously, but after thinking about it, he held back. This must be another trick played by Hu Mengdie, and he would never be fooled again!

But after a long while, there was no more noise coming from next door. Li Zhuangsheng felt a little uneasy, but he couldn't help but walk to Hu Mengdie's door and asked loudly, "Hello, are you there?"

There was no movement in the room, Li Zhuangsheng knocked on the door again, but still no sound. He opened the door and saw Hu Mengdie lying on the bed, with nothing on except her pure white underwear.

"Are you OK?"

Li Zhuangsheng was stunned for a moment, then walked cautiously to the bed to test, only to see Hu Mengdie curled up with a look of pain on her face.

He didn't dare to think any more, and quickly climbed onto the bed and leaned over to Hu Mengdie: "Hey, don't scare me! I, I really called 120!"

Hu Mengdie opened her mouth slightly, as if she wanted to say something, but no sound came out. Li Zhuangsheng immediately put his ear close to her, trying to hear her words clearly. However, when he turned his head, Hu Mengdie hugged his neck and pressed him under her body. Then, her soft and delicate body, like solidified fat, pressed against his.

I was hit by the same trick twice in a row. What kind of pig am I?... Being kissed by the soft and moist lips, the confused Li Zhuangsheng rang the final self-mockery in his mind.

(End of this chapter)