Chapter 313 Cousin
Li Zhuangsheng and Yang Junxiao were really familiar with each other. Even though the other went to study in the city, he would still come back to play with him during the long holidays.

Although the two are five years apart in age, Yang Junxiao is precocious and smart, and they can surprisingly chat with each other... Of course, Li Xiuyu commented that Li Zhuangsheng's mental age is as childish as that of a child.

Li Xiuyu had disliked Yang Junxiao since childhood. Li Zhuangsheng guessed that it was because Yang Junxiao was really "wild", always had short hair, like a tomboy, and had dark skin, not sure if it was bronze or wheat. Li Zhuangsheng thought that this skin color was good-looking, but Li Xiuyu commented that it was "dark and ugly".

Not only does Yang Junxiao look like a boy, she also has a naughty personality.

Once, she saw a pile of cow dung on the road, and she curiously leaned forward to take a look. After all, it was rare to see such a thing in the county town. Suddenly, she didn't know what was wrong with her, and she kicked the cow dung away. Unfortunately, she had the strength, but not the accuracy, and the flying cow dung hit her mother's head directly...

It is said that on that day, Yang Junxiao's neighbors thought they were slaughtering a pig at home after hearing Yang Junxiao's screams and almost called the police. However, Yang Junxiao had been beaten since he was a child, and within two days he limped over to play with Li Zhuangsheng as if nothing had happened.

Another time, Yang Junxiao went to her grandmother's house in the countryside. She played with a lighter and burned the haystack. She was so scared that she ran home and lost one of her shoes. In the end, half of the village was alarmed, and it took 20 to 30 people to put out the fire.

The specific punishment of Yang Junxiao is unknown. Li Zhuangsheng only knows that when he saw her again, she proudly took off her pants and showed him her swollen and purple buttocks. Li Zhuangsheng didn't know what kind of expression to make. Should he feel sorry for her being beaten so badly, or should he say that she deserved it?
Li Xiuyu once complained that Yang Junxiao was "high-scoring but low-ability", which was not wrong from a certain perspective. After all, Yang Junxiao's ability to take care of herself was not very good. She often heard her mother complain that her room was as messy as a pigsty. Then she said proudly that pigs actually like to be clean!
But for Li Zhuangsheng, these were just hearsay. There were two main things that really impressed him.

The first was that Yang Junxiao didn’t know how to wipe her butt when she went to kindergarten. Once, she came to Li’s house to poop and didn’t come out of the toilet for a long time. In the end, she asked Li Zhuangsheng to help her wipe it.

That was the first time in Li Zhuangsheng's life that he had to wipe someone's butt. He doubted his life while doing so. The key point was that this guy had something to ask of him and he was arrogant. He stuck his butt out and ordered in the tone of an elder: "I'm done, you come and wipe it!"
Even a man as good-tempered as Li Zhuangsheng couldn't help but want to slap her on the butt at that time.

Another time, Yang Junxiao was just in primary school. She didn’t know what happened and was covered in dirt. She was afraid of being beaten and didn’t dare to go home. She could only ask Li Zhuangsheng to save her.

Li Zhuangsheng looked at his "cousin" speechlessly, who looked like she had just rolled out of a mud pit, and quickly stripped her naked and dragged her into the bathroom to give her a bath. But Yang Junxiao didn't take a bath honestly when she entered the bathroom, and was keen on playing with water. After Li Zhuangsheng washed her clean, he himself was also soaked.

Li Zhuangsheng always felt that Yang Junxiao was his other sister, but Yang Junxiao always wanted to be his "cousin". Unfortunately, Yang Junxiao really did not have the authority of a "cousin" and could only rely on the reality of seniority to force her to suppress others.

Perhaps because he felt that Li Zhuangsheng was hardworking and had a natural physique like an ox or a horse, Yang Junxiao condescendingly said in the first grade that if Li Zhuangsheng could not find a wife in the future, she could marry him.

Li Zhuangsheng was already in the sixth grade at that time, so he naturally didn't take the jokes of this little brat seriously. But even so, he didn't agree. Although Yang Junxiao looked decent and would be pretty if she dressed up, he was a little disgusted if she really wanted to be his wife.

Later, when Li Zhuangsheng saw the comic "Stupid Girl", he instantly found a strong resonance. Although Yang Junxiao was not as mentally retarded as Hanabata Yoshiko, from a certain perspective, the two were really a bit similar.

Having said that, Yang Junxiao, who was rejected by Li Zhuangsheng at the time, cried, made a fuss, and rolled on the ground. In the end, she forced Li Zhuangsheng to sign the "marriage certificate" she wrote by hand.

Of course, this was just a child's play. Yang Junxiao never mentioned it again, probably because he felt embarrassed. Their relationship lasted until Yang Junxiao went to college. When Yang Junxiao first went to college, she learned how to put on makeup and started to grow her hair long. She also came back to play with him during the National Day holiday and put a cup under him.

Why can Li Zhuangsheng see the padding at a glance? Because Yang Junxiao's viciousness is so outrageous that it is like a nail in the coffin. Compared with her, Lin Yuehua is well-proportioned. One day, a mountain will rise from the flat ground, and even a blind person can see that it is abnormal.

Yang Junxiao himself was very stubborn about this, insisting that he was a natural secondary development. However, when he stretched unintentionally, Li Zhuangsheng watched that "pure natural" thing moving upwards smoothly and without hindrance, and he almost laughed out loud.

However, around the time when Yang Junxiao was in her sophomore year, he was dating Hu Mengdie, and his relationship with Yang Junxiao seemed to fade a little... But it was probably because she was busy, so they didn't interact much during the winter and summer vacations.

But Li Zhuangsheng still liked Yang Junxiao, his "cousin", very much. However, she did not come to Li Zhuangsheng's wedding, saying that she had something to do at school and did not go home for the National Day. This made Li Zhuangsheng feel a little regretful.

"Cousin, do you know Hu Mengke from the class next to yours?" Li Zhuangsheng asked.

"What? Is she really your girlfriend?" Yang Jun laughed and slammed the table.

"What girlfriend...even you heard about it?"

Li Zhuangsheng was surprised. Is Hu Mengke so good at bragging? Even people in the next class know that she is bragging. Then why hasn't he heard Yang Junxiao mention it before?
Yang Jun laughed and gritted his teeth: "I heard? Who doesn't know now! Nephew, you are famous!"

"Ah? Now?" Li Zhuangsheng was stunned. "What happened? How did I become famous?"

A few minutes later, based on Yang Junxiao's description, Li Zhuangsheng roughly sorted out the current situation.

Maybe it was because I went to the campus that day and helped Hu Mengke to cover up his lie. As a result, the sixth graders are now saying that Hu Mengke has a very rich boyfriend. He not only beat up the three little girls who bullied her, but also took her to eat "KFC" after that. He was domineering and gentle. He also made the principal bow his head and opened a special radio to seriously criticize the bullying of Hu Mengke... And this powerful boy is the writer Li Zhuangsheng.

Hu Mengke did not directly say Li Zhuangsheng's name, but Li Zhuangsheng's name was not a secret at all. It was just that he was too lazy to come up with another pen name.

Therefore, Hu Mengke did not lie, and Li Zhuangsheng became famous because of this.

If high school students usually sleep later than dogs and get up earlier than chickens, and if they couldn't be caught at all, Yang Junxiao would have rushed to Li Zhuangsheng's house to ask him what his relationship with Hu Mengke was.

(End of this chapter)