Chapter 314 Quitting Drinking (1/7)

"Cousin, you know me well. First of all, I don't like elementary school students at all... Oh, even if they are almost in junior high school, I don't like them. I just don't like those who are that much younger than me!"

Li Zhuangsheng took a deep breath and spoke in a very sincere tone.

"Then what is your relationship with Hu Mengke? How does she know you? What is your relationship with that novelist Li Zhuangsheng?"

Yang Junxiao's tone seemed even more exasperated.

"That Li Zhuangsheng is me, and Hu Mengke is my friend's sister. My friend asked me to tutor her in composition. She's about to enter junior high school."

"You?" Yang Jun smiled in obvious disbelief, and said with contempt, "I remember when I went to your house before, you were beaten by your father because you didn't do well in the Chinese test!"

"That was all my junior high school experience. Besides, there is no decisive relationship between Chinese composition and novels. Hu Mengke and I are just ordinary tutors and students."

Yang Jun smiled doubtfully: "Really? I heard that you came to our school a few days ago..."

Li Zhuangsheng said righteously: "She said she was bullied at school, so I went to see what was going on. I don't know how it turned into such a rumor. I hope you don't misunderstand me. I am not interested in loli! I like plump ones now!"

All men who don't like the G-Class must have never seen it. After seeing it, it's impossible not to like it! This is what Li Zhuangsheng and Zhu Zhixue sincerely thought after they started dating.

"Nephew, you are so vulgar!"

Yang Junxiao cursed out loud, but in his heart he was inexplicably confident that he would be very big in the future!

"Enough of the small talk, cousin. I have something to ask of you, my elder."

"Hehe, tell me about it. I'll consider it. After all, I, your cousin, am also very busy!"

Li Zhuangsheng imagined the person on the other end of the line shaking his head with his tablet in hand, and felt a little amused: "You should become good friends with Hu Mengke. Anyway, you are in the next class, so you can play with her at ordinary times."

Yang Junxiao refused without a second thought: "Why? I don't want it! She said you are her boyfriend, I don't like such liars!"

Li Zhuangsheng thought to himself that you often lied to me. When I first entered college, you lied to me and said that you would introduce your roommate to me as your girlfriend. You also said that when you showed my photos to others, girls liked my type. But after your V account was over 50, you pushed the link of your small account to me.

Yang Junxiao forgot that it was Li Zhuangsheng who applied for this second account for her, or she thought that Li Zhuangsheng wouldn't be able to tell if she changed her nickname and profile picture, but how could she not remember the WeChat account that Li Zhuangsheng set up himself?
It's simply an insult to people's IQ!

So this "scam" ended with Li Zhuangsheng changing Yang Junxiao's note to "Yang Gangban".

"She's actually quite lovable. You can get in touch with her. My friend asked me to help her because she's worried that her sister will be too lonely at school. I said I'll take care of it. Everyone knows that my cousin is brave and kind-hearted!"

"Hehehe, he's a famous star, how can he be willing to play with me?"

"She has a very easy-going personality. If you do me this little favor, I will definitely reward you handsomely in the future!"

Yang Junxiao hesitated for a moment, then said viciously: "...Did you take Hu Mengke to KFC? I want to eat too!"

Li Zhuangsheng agreed readily: "Sure, when I have a month off, I will pick you up at your house and take you to KFC!"

"That's more like it. Hey... who made me your cousin? If I don't spoil you, who will? I want to eat two meals at KFC!"

After ending the call with Yang Junxiao, Li Zhuangsheng finally felt relieved. Although Yang Junxiao was unreliable on weekdays, he was still quite reliable when he was reliable.

Now there was nothing to worry about Hu Mengke. Li Zhuangsheng put away his phone and walked quickly to the fifth floor to type. He had never thought that he would become a "legend" among elementary school students, but these elementary school students would eventually grow up and then vaguely realize how wrong the legend was.

It rained the day before yesterday, and now the temperature is getting warmer day by day. Spring is returning, the ground is covered with old dead leaves, and new buds are sprouting on the trees.

Li Zhuangsheng stood by the window and looked for a while before sitting back in his seat and opening the document, looking lazily.

"I feel like you're being lazy today." Zhu Zhixue said with a smile.

"What slackness?" Li Zhuangsheng tilted his head to look at her and smiled slightly.

"Write a novel. I feel like you're feeling lazy today and don't feel like writing."

"There's no rush for writing a novel."

Li Zhuangsheng stretched himself lazily. He had already been quite lazy this semester. Yesterday, a reader named "Jiu Ge" joined the reader group. This Jiu Ge was the later village chief Chu. She had used this online name for a long time, and her QQ number seemed to match.

The most important thing is that as soon as she joined the group, she made Li Zhuangsheng the leader.

At this time, Village Chief Chu was still a soft and cute little girl. As soon as she entered the group, she called "Author" first and "Author" afterwards. She was very well-behaved... It turns out that this guy had such a soft and cute period?

Perhaps because he knew the gender and age of Village Chief Chu, Li Zhuangsheng naturally added a layer of lolita's "soft and cute" filter to the other party.

In short, there is no reason to write books now, so Li Zhuangsheng has naturally become more and more lazy. The only reason he keeps updating the books now is... he cannot reveal his nature as the "eunuch" to Village Chief Chu too early, so as not to scare her away.

"The weather isn't cold these days." Zhu Zhixue sighed.

"Well, spring is coming soon." Li Zhuangsheng tapped the keyboard lazily.

"You don't need me to warm your hands anymore..." Zhu Zhixue glanced at him, speaking in a gloomy tone.

"...Can you please stop committing adultery in broad daylight!" Li Zhuangsheng choked, and then became angry, "I promised to study hard, don't mess with my mind!"

Zhu Zhixue chuckled, then immediately became serious: "Do you want to touch it for a while if you are tired of typing? I think your hands must be tired from typing, right?"

Li Zhuangsheng's mouth twitched slightly, and he refused solemnly: "I'm not tired. If you continue like this, you will become a stumbling block on my road to study!"

Zhu Zhixue raised her chest provocatively, pulled down her collar, and seduced with a smile: "Really not going to touch it? Touch it, and you can kiss me if you want!"

Li Zhuangsheng took a glance, then reluctantly turned his face away, then couldn't help but take another glance, then turned his face away again... His throat rolled, and after struggling for a long time, he said: "Then I will touch it for five minutes first... After five minutes, you must study hard!"

"Hmm, hmm, hmm!" Zhu Zhixue pecked at the rice like a chick.

It's so depraved, that's how the iron willpower was broken!

Ten minutes later, Li Zhuangsheng finally understood how people gradually degenerate. He also finally understood why Lü Bu was hurt by alcohol and sex, but only gave up alcohol and not sex.

I really can't quit.

(End of this chapter)