Chapter 142: Laolu System also has a perpetual calendar function?
After seeing Mr. Gu off, Shen Lang's phone, which had been turned off, could finally be turned on.

There were so many missed calls that it took me until after eleven o'clock to reply to them one by one.

When the time management master finally took a break, Shen Lang lay on the bed in his room on the second floor of the courtyard thinking about Penguin's invitation today.

Although it is only a preliminary intention now, the conditions offered by the other party are obviously very generous.

Even Gu Jialan said that these were the best shooting conditions the industry could provide.

You guys write the script, there's no team following behind you to pull you back, so Peng Mo can play freely!
The director team was left to Peng Mo to form by himself, and the investor only had a producer who was responsible for communicating with the crew and passing on information.

Most importantly, the actors' salaries are among the highest in the industry.

With Shen Teng and Mary as the funny guys, there is no doubt that Shen Lang will play the protagonist.

But Penguin is wealthy and in order to get Shen Lang to participate, they directly offered him the same salary as the leading actor.

After tax deduction, the movie made a net profit of 700 million. Of course, there is also a share with the company.

But this is also very high.

The leading actors only have so many of them, so what else does Shen Lang, a supporting actor, need?

No, it can’t be called a supporting role either.

The script hasn't been written yet, and the main and supporting roles are still uncertain!
In short, even though the performance fee for performing on the Spring Festival Gala is pitifully low, why do so many people still want to be on it?

Here's why.

At this point, Shen Lang quickly took out his mobile phone, opened it and searched for the words [Spring Festival Gala sketch].

Sure enough, the overwhelming amount of information was almost entirely dominated by the two skits by Zhen Xiaoling and Shen Teng.

[Zhen Xiaoling appears on the Spring Festival Gala again, firmly securing the title of sketch queen! ]

["The Laughing and the Laughing" has funny moments, heart, and purpose. The screenwriter's ability and the actors' performances complement each other! ]

[Wang Xiaofei appeared on the Spring Festival Gala again and her performance unexpectedly won praise! ]

……

It's meaningless, just bragging.

When Shen Lang was about to search for topics related to "Today's Happiness" again, he suddenly saw a video of an interview on the Internet.

In the picture, Zhen Xiaoling is wearing gold medal cleaning clothes and seems to have just returned to the backstage.

The surroundings were noisy.

The reporter interviewed: "Xiaoling, today's skit is very interesting! Congratulations!"

Zhen Xiaoling: "Thank you all, thank you for your recognition. Today is New Year's Eve. I wish you all success in your career in the new year..."

Reporter: "This is your third time on the Spring Festival Gala stage. Do you have anything to say?"

Although it was a staged photo, Zhen Xiaoling said very seriously: "Mom and Dad, your daughter can't come back to accompany you during the Chinese New Year this year! I wish you good health in the new year!"

"Master, did you see my skit? Thank you for your training!"

"Thanks to my friends, Xiao Fei, Jun Cong... Let's wish everyone a happy new year together!"

"..."

“Here, I would like to thank one person in particular!”

The reporter asked, "Oh? Is it the director team of the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Um... yes! In fact, there's someone I want to thank in particular!"

reporter:"……"

At this time, Zhen Xiaoling said to the camera: "Teacher Shen Lang, thank you for your valuable comments and suggestions on our script. Half of the applause we received today is from you!"

The reporter was really surprised: "Who are you talking about? Shen Lang?"

"Yes!"

"Lu Bingkun? Wang Xiansheng? The dark-skinned Zhou Chaoxian?"

"Yes!"

"Teacher Shen also knows how to write scripts?"

"In fact, we hit a dead end during the creative process. Today's skit was at risk of being cancelled. It was Teacher Shen Lang who rewrote the beginning for us on the spot in front of the chief director."

"What? Shen Lang, Teacher Shen actually knows about script writing."

Zhen Xiaoling nodded heavily and said, "That's right. Teacher Shen not only knows the basics of writing, but he is also a very nice person. We were in a hurry to revise the script and didn't have time to eat, so Teacher Shen specially packed it for us..."

……

After reading Zhen Xiaoling's interview, Shen Lang touched his chin with a lingering feeling: "That's all? Boasting is boring, but I am willing to squeeze out some time to study the bragging about me carefully!" Shen Lang smacked his lips, opened the search bar with a lingering feeling and typed in [Today's Happiness]!
Oops...

It's exaggerated! The Spring Festival Gala hasn't even ended yet, but there are already overwhelming reviews of this skit?
[Shen Teng made a mistake when giving Mary a gift late at night, and his dentures flew off with laughter! ]

【All the funny things come from important promotions in the workplace! 】

[Shen Teng's skit "Today's Happiness" is a play that makes you laugh for sixty seconds in one minute. ]

[Big news, Shen Lang left his ex-wife with only the load-bearing wall after the divorce! ]

……

Some people even compiled a collection of golden quotes for this sketch as soon as possible.

It is not innocence, but naivete, which has beaten you!

It’s me, Hao Jian, who has a clear conscience!
Before I knew it, I was on the road to a career in politics.

What a good woman! But you couldn't control yourself. Do you know how many men out there wanted to control her but failed?

Oh my god! I'm worried about you so much!

I am Hao Jian’s wife, “Jian Nei!”

……

"Ding-ling-ling", Shen Lang was watching intently when his cell phone rang again.

Wang Zhuo: "Brother Lang, are you there?"

"Not here!"

"Hahaha, you're so funny. I didn't realize before that your ex-husband is also a scumbag!"

"..." Shen Lang said with a dark face: "Wang Zhuo, if you are not good at being funny, don't force it, otherwise you will become a joke in the end without being able to tell a joke!"

"Fuck, I got it, Brother Lang! Happy New Year!"

……

As soon as he hung up the phone, Lao Lu's voice rang in Shen Lang's mind.

"Congratulations to Donkey for completing his first skit performance in his life and achieving success! Here is a reminder of the changes in Donkey's secondary attribute panel!"

[First-level label attribute: acting skills]

[Sub-category 1: Intermediate villain acting skills]:
【Scammers】: 30/100;

【Sex Maniac Ⅱ】: 10/200;

[Peeping Tom II]: 0/200;

【Humbug Blind Flow II】: 0/200;

[Ex-husband II]: 0/100;

[To be developed]: 0/100;

……

【Intermediate villain acting skills】: 80/100!

[Sub-category 2: Intermediate villain acting skills in dramas, skits, and folk art]:
【Drama】：0/200;

【Sketch Ⅱ】: 0/200;

【Crosstalk】：0/200;

[To be developed]: 0/200;

[Intermediate level of villain acting in dramas, skits, and folk art]: 20/100!

When Shen Lang saw the panel, he was a little excited.

[Intermediate Villain Acting Skills] Twenty points left to upgrade.

In other words, if you complete one more task, you will get the attribute upgrade reward.

And tomorrow, the first day of the Lunar New Year, is the day when "New Dragon Inn" will be released. It seems very likely that it will be upgraded tomorrow!
Shen Lang was enjoying himself.

But the old donkey hadn't left yet.

"No, are you waiting for "Unforgettable Tonight"?"

"Firecrackers light up good luck, one after another; gongs and drums stir up laughter, one louder than the other; does Donkey want to participate in the New Year's Eve lucky draw?"

"Hiss! Old Donkey, you even set up a perpetual calendar in this system? You are quite advanced!"

(End of this chapter)