Chapter 143: Bad Movie, Refund

"Good luck in the new year! A draw..." Shen Lang muttered to himself in his mind.

What’s different from previous raffles is that this time the prize wheel has a bit of a fancy feel.

After all, it is New Year’s Eve, and even I can’t escape the Chinese aesthetic!

As Shen Lang silently recited, the New Year lottery wheel was slowly turning.

Countless points of light gathered into a ball of light that rotated like a train on a rotating turntable.

The "ding ding ding ding" sound reminded Shen Lang of the dark and damp arcade basement.

A dozen bald, tattooed muscular men gathered around a thing called an Apple computer and yelled and screamed at the top of their lungs.

At this time, the speed of the light ball on the turntable slowly slowed down, and the rotating turntable had already stopped.

“Ding~~~Ding~~~~Ding~~~Ding~Ding!”

The ball of light stopped moving and stopped in a golden [? ] area.

Gold again!

Shen Lang suddenly became excited. Last time, Lao Lu gave him a golden attribute... [Martial Arts Master] castrated version.

This made it easy for Shen Lang to play the role of Cao Shaoqin in "New Dragon Inn".

Unexpectedly, Lao Lu gave another golden attribute this time!
"but……"

"Brother Donkey, we have been stopped for a long time, where is my prize?"

"New Year's gifts are opened in the New Year. What time is it now?"

"Eleven o'clock!"

"Ok!"

Damn, this is better than a real perpetual calendar!

Just as Shen Lang was complaining, there was a knock on his door!

Shen Nan's voice rang out from outside: "San'er, pack up and go watch your new movie together!"

"Don't call me San'er, it sounds like a mistress to me!" Shen Lang opened the door with an unsatisfied expression on his face.

"Okay San'er, let's go, we're all waiting for you!" Shen Nan said with a smile.

What the hell...

When Shen Lang went downstairs, he found that the elderly people had already gone to rest. This is also an annual tradition. They agreed to celebrate the New Year together, and each of them fell asleep faster than the other.

Fortunately, there are many rooms in the courtyard, otherwise it would be a lot of trouble.

However, the annoying guy Shen Ze did not leave, and Yuan Xiaoyuan was [kindly retained].

This kid definitely has no good intentions!

When everyone entered the cinema, we didn’t expect that there were quite a few young people who chose to watch a movie to celebrate the New Year.

It was very out of place to see Shen Lang and Shen Nan, two middle-aged men, walking among this group of people.

I bought the ticket and walked into the cinema. It was not yet showtime and everyone was waiting outside.

Shen Ze was talking to Yuan Xiaoyuan, when Yuan Xiaoyuan suddenly stood up and walked to Shen Lang and said, "Brother Shen, can I take a photo with you?"

Shen Lang looked around and said with a smile: "Then let's go somewhere else, there are too many people here."

Seeing this, Shen Ze came over with a defensive look on his face: "Let me help you take pictures!"

Shen Lang had a smile on his face, but he was cursing in his heart, what the hell do you think I am?
After taking the photo, Yuan Xiaoyuan excitedly said to Shen Lang: "I'll show my dad and classmates that I'm spending New Year's Eve with a big star!"

Shen Lang smiled and said, "Please say hello to my uncle and aunt!"

……

The movie starts.

The sound of people chewing popcorn was everywhere.

The sky is clear and the sun is bright, the city is strong and the pass is strong.

As soon as the bandit in white clothes and red hat appeared, everyone exclaimed in surprise.

"Oh my god, the costumes and makeup are amazing. Look at what these people are wearing. Finally, the characters in martial arts movies don't all have to wear tight warrior costumes!" "Why do I feel a sense of desolation at the beginning?"

“I heard that this drama was filmed in the Gobi Desert!”

"Amazing! Just based on this level of dedication, it's worth choosing to watch a movie tonight for New Year's Eve!"

Suddenly, at this moment, the sound of suona was heard, and a group of horse-riding guards rushed into the camera, yellow sand was flying, and the small flags of the twelve eunuchs, four departments, eight bureaus, and twenty-four yamen were fluttering in the wind.

It was so realistic. The audience had never seen a movie that restored history so well.

Someone in the front whispered, "Fuck, the figure above has a net scarf!"

"During the Jingtai period? The Jingtai of Jingtai blue?"

"Of course. How many Jingtai emperors were there in the Ming Dynasty?"

"Hey! Zhu Qiyu, his brother Zhu Qizhen went to the grassland for further studies... Hasn't the coup d'état happened yet?"

At this time, the movie scene changed, and the eunuchs of the Black Flag Team of the East Factory were training in fighting against each other.

The familiar voice-overs of swords, spears, and halberds sounded again, and everyone suddenly came to their senses. This was a martial arts film, not a historical film!
"It's awesome that a martial arts film can be made like this!"

"Fuck! Look, who is on the city wall..."

Suddenly, someone in the cinema screamed in shock.

In the picture, there are four eunuchs with white faces, powdered faces, and painted eyebrows and shadows. Isn’t the one in the middle... Shen Lang?
"Haha, I heard that Shen Lang was going to star in this movie a long time ago, but I didn't expect that he would become a eunuch this time!"

"What kind of look is this? It feels so weird! I can understand that you don't have a beard, but I really can't understand why you, a eunuch, are applying powder!"

"What's so confusing? It's normal for men in ancient times to apply powder, especially for abnormal men - eunuchs!"

"Brother, when you put it like that, I'm speechless for a moment!"

……

[The East Factory has a special weapons department that specializes in designing all kinds of novel killing weapons, and even uses death row prisoners for experiments! ]

A horse neighs.

A condemned prisoner struggled and cursed: "Let me go, you unscrupulous East Factory thief, you shall not die a good death!"

In the picture, Xiong Xingxing, with a red dot between his eyebrows, pulled the arrow and aimed with a cold face. In an instant, the phoenix tail arrow was shot out, and the first famous scene of the game appeared.

The phoenix-tail arrow actually bypassed the crowd, turned a corner and shot the prisoner who was deliberately released.

The entire screening room was in uproar.

"No way, this is too exaggerated. How can an arrow bend?"

"Where is Einstein? Where is Newton? Come and see!"

"Are you kidding me? This is a martial arts movie? Are you sure it's not a science fiction movie?"

……

Xu Ke's new-style martial arts novel with its imaginative setting immediately attracted everyone's surprise as soon as it appeared.

This is not the audience's fault. The main reason is that so many years have passed, and the martial arts movies everyone has seen are all about punching, kicking, tumbling and moving. Who has ever seen a scene that violates common sense of mechanics?

But this is the charm of Xu Ke's new-style martial arts, it's just that the story has just begun and everyone has not yet adapted to it.

[Cao Shaoqin, the supervisor of the East Factory, held the emperor hostage and ordered all officials to monopolize power.]

【He eliminated dissidents in the court and devoted himself to establishing the Dongchang Dynasty. 】

……

A few simple sentences explained Cao Shaoqin's background.

But the whole theater was in an uproar.

"Fuck, what the hell is this movie? It's rubbish, refund the ticket! Dongchang Dynasty? Eunuchs want to be emperors?"

"Cao Shaoqin? Was there such a person in history? Could he be referring to the eunuch Cao Jixiang who participated in the coup during the Jingtai period? Are you kidding me? If the director wants to make a movie, he should shoot historical facts, or make it completely fictional. It has a real background setting, but it's also a fictional character. What the hell is this?"

"Shen Lang actually accepted this kind of movie? Is he crazy? He's really starting to get cocky after making two good movies?"

"I don't care, it's a bad movie, I want a refund!"

(End of this chapter)