Chapter 285: Being scared to death by Shen Lang, really!
At night, under the dim street lights.
In front of the single-family villa!
A bloated woman riding a [petite] motorcycle stopped at the door of the villa.
The woman walked towards the gate, searching for the key in her bag.
Not far away, in the truck cab, two men raised their heads with greedy eyes.
"Brother-in-law, it's her!"
The brother-in-law in police uniform was sweating profusely, and looked at the person who was speaking with a fierce look: "Here, hurry up!"
After saying that, he took out a plum blossom screwdriver and handed it to the man.
The man looked at the screwdriver handed over and hesitated, "Brother-in-law, if we do this, won't we end up hurting ourselves?"
My brother-in-law slapped the man on the head and said, "You are full of jingles. Do you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination?"
"Hahaha!"
"Did Teacher Shen add this line temporarily? It's so funny! Do you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination?"
"This is even funnier than the one with Teacher Xu!"
"This sentence coupled with Teacher Shen's expression, hahahaha... absolutely amazing!"
……
Huang Bo saw this scene from the side and said to Ning Hao sincerely: "Director, my senior brother is really amazing. I guess once this movie is broadcast, the postgraduate entrance examination will become a meme!"
Ning Hao sighed: "Teacher Shen is really amazing. Although I have only worked with him twice, I feel much more at ease as long as he is on the crew."
"Many of the famous scenes in my movies were provided by him. Xiao Huang, Teacher Shen values you so much, you must learn well from Teacher Shen!"
Peng Mo nodded: "Yes, you are really lucky to be called a junior brother by Shen Lang and to be promoted by him, Huang Bai!"
……
It turned out that one month after the crew arrived in Xiamen, it was finally Shen Lang's turn to act.
The scene filmed today is about Li Fala hiring his brother-in-law and brother-in-law, two "killers" who have just come out of the village, to kill his wife.
After Li Fala's wife returned home, they planned to use a screwdriver to remove the fat woman's motorcycle brakes and fake a traffic accident to kill the target.
……
"How can you be productive without courage? You don't want to marry my sister? You don't want to marry my sister, but I still want to marry your sister! How can we do things without money? Go quickly!" The brother-in-law played by Shen Lang [fiercely] ordered his brother-in-law to get out of the car and remove the brakes.
The ferocious Wang Shuangbao could only act like a baby in front of Shen Lang and had no choice but to get out of the car and remove the brakes.
Jiu Kong from Wandao sighed when he saw this: "When I was with Teacher Shen, I felt that Teacher Shen was a very good person. He was very friendly to everyone, especially to me. He took special care of me and even toasted me with wine during the meal!"
"Yes, Teacher Shen is a really nice person. By the way, did you watch the movie I asked you to watch last night?" Xu Zheng on the side smiled slightly.
Jiu Kong shuddered for no apparent reason: "Are you talking about Blind Well, Teacher Xu?"
Xu Zheng said: "After watching Blind Well, do you still dare to walk in front of Teacher Shen?"
Jiu Kong's face turned pale. "What a shame! Since this morning, I have been following Teacher Shen. How could I possibly walk ahead of him? Who knows when he will yell at you from behind? It's so scary!"
When everyone heard Jiukong say this in Wandao accent, they burst into laughter.
However, despite all the laughter and noise, no one in the crew dared to walk in front of Shen Lang.
This guy is no joke.
Shen Lang's actions in "Blind Well" will definitely leave a psychological trauma on anyone who has seen it.
Walking in front of him... ahem, it’s definitely not because I’m afraid, the main reason is that he’s the biggest name in the crew, and the director will soon become an official of his film company, so there’s nothing more to say!
Respect!
At this point, the plot has progressed to the point where the fat woman discovered that the brother-in-law was removing the brakes, and he was ridden on and beaten by the woman.
The actress who plays Li Fala’s wife is Dong Faner from Northeast China!
The sister looked fierce, holding a fish and beating Wang Shuangbao, who was under her, until he screamed. Poor Dong Lei, a fierce gangster of his generation, was powerless under the opponent.
……
In the carriage.
The fat woman's hands and feet were tied, and the flesh on her two big arms was hanging down.
When she saw Shen Lang getting into the car, she trembled with fear.
Shen Lang glanced at Dong Fan, then handed the wrench to Wang Shuangbao: "Here, hurry up!"
Wang Shuangbao came to Dong Fan with a wrench and said, "Sister, you are a man who dies for money and a bird who dies for food. Someone paid to buy your life, and I had no choice."
"I'm sorry┗|`O′|┛嗷~~" Having said this, Wang Shuangbao raised the wrench in his hand.
Dong Fan was really scared at this time.
It's a good comedy, but you insist on getting Shen Lang to play the villain.
This guy is really bad.
I didn't say a word to myself the whole time.
He was standing behind Wang Shuangbao, staring at him with his wolf-like eyes.
Yes, that’s right, it’s that look, the look of Tang Chaoyang in “Blind Well”.
At this moment, Shen Lang's villain acting skills were fully unleashed, and his evil aura was radiating, which immediately scared the fat woman so much that she screamed like a pig about to be slaughtered.
But at this time, according to the plot requirements, brother-in-law Wang Shuangbao backed down.
He turned his head to look at Shen Lang, without saying anything, and handed the wrench to Shen Lang with both hands.
Damn, trash.
Shen Lang bared his teeth and pointed a wrench at him ferociously.
Wang Shuangbao was startled. Shen Lang's expression was too real. He knew that the wrench would not hit him and that it was an act, but when he saw him do this, he subconsciously showed a fearful expression and dodged backwards.
The confused crowd nodded repeatedly.
"Teacher Shen and Teacher Wang are old partners after all. Their performances are just perfect!"
"It's true! When Shen Lang swung the wrench, his teeth were exposed and his face wrinkled. His acting was perfect. It seemed like Mr. Shuang Bao was really scared... It was so real!"
Ning Hao said to the newcomer Huang Bai, "Watch carefully and learn well. Let's not talk about Shen Lang, just look at Teacher Wang. His acting skills and fearful expression, do they look fake?"
Huang Bo shook his head and sighed: "I really came to the right crew. It's not just Teacher Wang, look at Sister Dong's acting skills!"
Ning Hao looked towards Dong Fan...
"I really despise you! Did you get beaten for nothing just now? I'll show you what it means to do something and love it." Shen Lang said this and slowly turned his gaze to Dong Fan.
Everyone looked at Dong Fan, only to see Shen Lang slowly walking towards her. Because her mouth was blocked, she was so scared that she whimpered with a trembling voice.
In order to achieve authenticity, Shen Lang pulled Dong Fan's curly hair as requested by the director team.
The severe pain completely frightened Dong Fan, who was already a little nervous.
“Woo!~~~Woo~~~~”
Shen Lang held the wrench, his facial muscles twitched, and his hand was slowly raised.
Suddenly, there was a dripping sound under his feet.
Shen Lang looked down and was completely stunned.
"I peed! I peed on your child!"
In my ear, Wang Shuangbao shouted in surprise.
(End of this chapter)