Chapter 286: Xiaozhuli's Assistant

"what!"

"Do you think you are disgusting?"

Shen Lang was also a little confused when he saw this. Indeed, there was this part in the script.

However, both parties have agreed on it.

He told Dong Wan beforehand that when he succeeded in raising the wrench and one of his fingers was raised, she would turn on the switch and let water flow out of the prop tube in the dress.

But, I didn't even raise my finger, and you...

Okay, we’ve come this far, let’s continue!

He squatted down and wiped the shoes with a towel.

Wang Shuangbao's voice came from above: "Don't shout!"

Dong Fan cried, "No, don't kill me."

At this time, Shen Lang squatted down and shrugged his nose, wondering, what kind of water is this prop prepared?
The uppers of the leather shoes were a yellowish color and had a fishy smell.

Are these props so serious and responsible now? Speaking of urine, can you really mix urine with your hands?
Awesome!
"How much is my life worth? How much is my life worth?"

Shen Lang wiped the water off his feet, stood up and looked at the woman whose mouth was covered: "Fifty thousand!"

"Who have I offended... wuwuwu..."

Shen Lang raised his chin when he heard that. Wang Shuangbao took out an old-fashioned Walkman and turned on the play button: "Break an arm for 10,000 yuan, and remove a leg for 20,000 yuan!"

"Well, then I want the full set. Is there a discount?" Li Fala's voice came from the Walkman.

"Li Fala..." the woman yelled at the top of her lungs, "You bastard..."

"I'll give you 60,000. 60,000!"

……

"Brother-in-law, what's wrong with this? It's an extra ten thousand! The profit is high. As you said, opportunity determines destiny!"

……

Seeing this, the whole crew burst into laughter.

"In the words of Teacher Shen, it's full of jingles, this is going to be the postgraduate entrance examination!"

"Opportunities determine destiny. They are indeed a postgraduate entrance examination duo!"

"This is another ten thousand? High profit, hahahaha!"

"Really? Teacher Shen is amazing. Whether he is the protagonist or a supporting role, as long as he plays a villain, he is very good at it!"

"That's right. There are all kinds of bad guys. As long as Teacher Shen comes, it will be a piece of cake!"

"This is a bidding site, hahahaha!"

"Crack!"

At this time, Ning Hao decisively shouted "cut".

In this play, every frame is perfect.

There’s no need to talk about Shen Lang’s acting skills.

If you talk too much, he will start to show off.

Ning Hao and the others rushed forward, passed Shen Lang, who was smiling and ready to receive praise, and directly reached out to shake Wang Shuangbao's hand: "Teacher Wang, Teacher Wang who speaks so many rhymes, hahaha!"

"These are all the words given by Teacher Shen!"

"Only you can perform this kind of effect!"

"That's true!"

Shen Lang’s smile froze: “…………………………”

Peng Mo held Dong Fan's chubby hand and said, "Teacher Dong, you acted so well. The fear you felt when you looked at Teacher Shen was so real that I tried to put myself in her shoes but couldn't for a long time. You are worthy of being the number one actress in Northeast China!"

Dong Fan, the number one lady in Northeast China, had beads of sweat on her chubby face. She was about to speak, but when she saw Shen Lang looking at her, she shuddered all over and all the words in her mind disappeared.

At this time, a staff member on a truck in the distance cursed: "I told you to pick a slightly cleaner car, but you insisted that the dirtier it is, the more real it is. Smell it, smell it, it smells so pungent, I don't know how many sheep and cow eggs were pulled out before! Damn!"

Dong Fan's face turned red: "Director, screenwriter, I, I'm going to the bathroom!"

"Hey, Sister Dong, the water pipe is still dripping, don't catch a cold!"

Dong Fan's whole body trembled, and without even turning his head, his fat legs seemed to take off, and he disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Peng Mo sighed: "Don't look at Sister Dong's fatness, her small steps are no worse than those of us young people!"

"That's it!" "It must be!"

……

Three days later, the shooting progress of Shen Lang's group took off.

Basically, it's one pass.

Director Ning Hao directly turned himself into a tool for announcing the start and click.

Don't worry about shooting at all.

Not only was Shen Lang high energy throughout the filming himself, but he also had to guide Huang Bai and Xiao Zhuli in their filming in his spare time.

Huang Bai has a high level of comprehension and can basically understand Shen Lang's meaning after just one remark.

As for the other one…

Shen Lang turned on the loudspeaker function on his phone.

A Minnan song started playing.

It is my destiny to enter the world of martial arts!

I'm not willing to be a bad guy!
Being brothers is so old fashioned!

Wear gold and silver every day!
……

The song is over.

"How about it? Let's use this as background music! Rong Xiang's song!"

"Teacher Shen's idea is great! If this fat guy can't act well again, then let Teacher Rong take over! Teacher Rong is fat too! He is also a native of Wandao!"

When Xiao Zhuli heard this, he shuddered all over and sat aside dejectedly.

Shen Lang walked towards him, sat down on the boat beside him and said, "Didn't you perform well when you were thanking Xiaomeng? Why can't you perform well now?"

At this time, Xiao Zhuli, who had sideburns, a flowered shirt, and cool blond hair, said helplessly: "I can't find the feeling, boss!"

"How do you want to feel?"

"As long as you can restrain your usual vulgarity a little bit and increase your usual mighty and domineering attitude ten thousand times, then it will be over, right?"

"Your problem now is that you are more vulgar than domineering! You are the boss of the Black Society, the boss!"

Xiao Zhuli said with a bitter face: "I used to be a soldier, I am full of integrity..."

He was just halfway through his words when Shen Lang suddenly interrupted him, "Yes, righteousness, righteousness is good! A boss who sticks to principles and morality and looks righteous and polite! Act like this!"

Xiao Zhuli looked at Shen Lang suspiciously: "Is it okay?"

……

"start!"

"I always take your boat wherever I go. Why are you targeting me?"

Xiao Zhuli’s mind is full of “seriousness”, “uprightness throughout life” and “righteous words”!
On the boat, he put the transaction money in a wooden box under his butt and played mahjong with the snakehead.

But after the wind changed, he couldn't find the money anymore.

A gunfight broke out.

When all the people on the boat were beaten to death, only the captain, the snakehead, was left dying.

Xiao Zhuli said those words with an expression as if he was explaining something to you reasonably.

"Didn't I just put it here?" Xiao Zhuli opened the box he was sitting on, and found it was empty. He stretched out the remaining three fingers of his left hand and said, "If it disappears, I won't be able to save my fingers!"

The captain closed his eyes, blood flowing from the corner of his mouth, and slowly stretched out the [East Wind] in his hand: "Wind, change the wind!"

"Oh!" Xiao Zhuli slapped his head, looking frustrated, "I forgot to change the wind when playing mahjong! I changed my position, why didn't you tell me? Mop?"

Mop: “………………” (Blame me?)

"Ajie, you are too impulsive and impolite. Look at what you have done!"

After saying that, he walked over to the snake head whose chest was bleeding and squatted down: "Brother, Paise, it's just a misunderstanding, does it hurt?"

The camera is focused on the snake head... (Damn it, do you think it hurts? It's bleeding, brother. My heart hurts!)

"Crack!"

Ning Hao turned to look at Shen Lang: "Teacher Shen, from now on, when this fat guy is in a scene, can you please stay by his side?"

"Fuck, I'm Xiaozhuli's assistant? Damn!"

(End of this chapter)