Chapter 207 Xu Fengnian: I swear, those are all compliments!
"The city of Jinzhou is ahead, Wen Hua, it's time for our six-month agreement to end!"
Xu Chunlin rode on his horse and pulled the Hanchi sword from behind Wen Hua. Wen Hua felt a sudden lightness on his back, and the mountain-like pressure disappeared.
"What are your plans next?" Xu Chunlin asked with a smile.
Wen Hua stretched his muscles, scratched his crotch, and laughed: "Jinzhou City is just around the corner, what else can I plan? Of course, I'll eat and drink, and it would be best if I could go to a brothel and order a young lady to listen to music. After six months in Shangyin Academy, I've become so lazy that I can't even eat a bird!"
If it weren't for Wen Hua's still round face, Xu Chunlin would have really thought that he was being too harsh on him.
Shangyin Academy is good, but it's too serious and Wen Hua can't get used to it.
Xu Chunlin smiled and shook his head: "You, you!"
"What's the matter?" Wen Hua asked.
"Heroes think alike!"
"Hahahaha!"
They both laughed.
"I've said before that if you serve as my sword-carrying boy for half a year, I'll teach you a sword. Today we part, I'll fulfill my promise. How much you can comprehend depends on your own comprehension!"
Without waiting for Wen Hua to react, Xu Chunlin immediately extended a finger and touched the center of Wen Hua's eyebrows. An all-encompassing sword intent went straight into the purple palace of the Divine Court.
The moment his fingers fell, Wen Hua felt a buzzing in his head, and then it was as if something exploded in his mind, as if the world was created, and finally turned into a rolling stream of information, merging into his mind.
Wen Hua fell into his own spiritual world, which was a vast world of swordsmanship. In the hazy state, he seemed to see a figure standing in the air with a sword on his back, as if this swordsman was the only one in the world. It was Xu Chunlin.
Li Chungang has a sword that can open the gate of heaven, and the Peach Blossom Sword God Deng Tai'a has a sword that does not allow immortals to exist in the world. Xu Chunlin wants to turn everything in this world into one sword. With one sword, he can split mountains, cut rivers, overturn seas, destroy countries, and kill immortals.
In Wen Hua's eyes, Xu Chunlin's aura became more and more plain and simple, and his long sword roared like a dragon as it was unsheathed.
"I observe the heaven and earth and observe the self, I practice true martial arts and practice true self!"
"I have a sword that is the pinnacle of martial arts. It can shake Kunlun, move the universe, and open the gates of heaven. No matter if they are mortals or immortals, I can kill them all with one sword!"
"Let's start to shake Kunlun!"
After saying that, the long sword in Xu Chunlin's hand hummed and turned into a giant beast that spanned the sky and the earth, like Kunpeng, flapping its wings for thousands of miles. The mountains, rivers, lakes and seas in the entire sword world all roared, and the heaven and earth shook!
"Swing the sword to cut through the clouds!"
As he raised his hand, a mighty sword energy shot up into the sky, splitting the nine-day cloud above the sword world in half. It must be that the immortal was drunk and crushed the white clouds.
"Yin and Yang make the world, and even a dead tree can spring again!"
The sword in his hand flew out and hovered in the air.
In an instant, a very yang and warm breath spread out, the snow quickly melted and evaporated, and the trees in the sword world quickly sprouted, growing emerald green leaves and blooming brilliant flowers at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Soon, the surrounding area was covered with green trees and blooming flowers.
Spring goes and winter comes, the four seasons cycle, the sword is divided into twenty-four images, either cloudy and rainy, or howling north wind, or scorching summer, or cold and killing golden wind!
"The water of the great river comes from heaven, rushes to the sea and never returns!"
.........
Wen Hua stood there, immersed in the world of sword, unable to extricate himself.
Xu Chunlin smiled and said to Qi Lianhua beside him: "Don't worry about him. You don't have to follow me for the next period of time. The three of us will separate and go around Jinzhou City."
"After March, we'll leave together again!"
After saying that, Xu Chunlin handed Xiao Hei to the care of the young eunuch, and then his body shape changed, transforming into the original Xu Chunlin, wearing a brocade white robe, and then left in a dashing manner.
———Three months later, it’s the Lantern Festival in Jinzhou City.
A beautiful woman seemed to be madly angry and was chasing three beggars like crazy, causing chaos along the way.
"Stop!"
"Old Huang, Wen Hua, you two wait for me!" Xu Fengnian was the last one, running very fast and out of breath, as if he was being chased by a tiger.
It seems that Wen Hua is still hanging out with Xu Fengnian, they are birds of a feather.
"The wind is strong! Hurry!"
Old Huang kept running and shouting, but in Xu Fengnian's opinion, he didn't take his call for help seriously at all and was only concerned about saving his own life.
Seeing that he couldn't catch up with the two, Xu Fengnian turned around and explained to the woman, "Girl, listen to my explanation. This nice butt is good for giving birth. Those are all complimenting words!"
"What are you looking at!"
Others gathered around to watch this strange sight. The woman's face turned red after hearing what Xu Fengnian said, and she cursed at the people around who were watching the fun and making trouble.
"It's not just the butt, look at the waist too, willow snake, wasp, they all match, great figure, great curves!"
Xu Fengnian was still commenting and talking non-stop, and even gave a thumbs up and praised it.
"I'll kill you bastard!"
The woman drew her sword in anger and chased after Xu Fengnian again.
The woman had a slender figure and wore a narrow-sleeved yew and white rhinoceros belt, which was no different from the men's attire. This was in stark contrast to the wide, double-breasted and large-sleeved clothes preferred by aristocratic women of the time.
If she had not tied a silk ribbon around her forehead and adorned it with a large pearl, adding a bit of feminine touch, otherwise, combined with her heroic appearance, she would probably be regarded by women as a handsome and extravagant young man who worked as a hawk and a running dog.
She was dressed casually on Huishan Mountain, which was like the "temporary palace" of the Xuanyuan family, even wearing a python robe and jade waist, which was far beyond the secular standards.
Most of the direct descendants of Xuanyuan have strange names, and she is no exception. This woman's name is actually Qingfeng. Almost all the women in Xuanyuan family are beautiful, and each has her own merits, and they are not the same rigid routine.
Every time a child is born in Jianzhou, there is a custom of catching the devil. Xuanyuan Qingfeng did not grab the rouge and powder, but grabbed a small green jade sword, which lived up to the name bestowed by the family.
Xuanyuan Qingfeng has been the darling of the Xuanyuan family since she was born. She has loved slingshots since she was young. Her father Xuanyuan Jingcheng dotes on her very much and makes pills out of gold and gives them to his daughter.
Whenever she goes hunting in spring or autumn, dozens of golden pills will pop out, and she regards gold as dirt. When the children in Jiangdong hear that Fairy Xuanyuan is traveling, they follow her in large numbers, waiting for the golden pills to fall to the ground and then scramble to pick them up. She never takes them back, and this has become a funny story in the Jiangzuo area of Jianzhou.
However, although this woman came from a top family in the dynasty, she had a strong unsophisticated air and often traveled around the world with maids and servants.
This time when I was traveling in Mianzhou, I met two shabby-dressed scoundrels at the Lantern Festival. One of them had a barely handsome appearance, but was very mean; the other had an unremarkable appearance, but was wearing a funny wooden sword.
They met on a narrow road at the Mianzhou Lantern Festival. A beggar who looked like a human blocked the road and refused to give way. He smiled very hatefully and his eyes kept wandering around her chest, then a verbal argument started.
She never thought that the man with the wooden sword was actually a madman. He called "Dad" a few times to a dog on the side of the road, and then turned around and called her "Mom" in a crazy way!
There was an old man squatting nearby, watching the fun. He was missing some front teeth, and his smile was particularly frivolous. Xuanyuan Qingfeng had never suffered such a great humiliation before, so he immediately ordered his servants to chase him across several streets and beat him up.
The original intention was to break the six legs to vent his anger, but unexpectedly, in the end, for some unknown reason, the two bastards were picked up and escaped by the old man with missing front teeth.
The most damning thing about that guy was that he was still yelling before he disappeared: "Girl, remember my last name is Xu, just wait, next time we meet, give me a rabbit sucking!"
In the teahouse, Xu Chunlin gently waved his folding fan and watched this good show, but he had no intention of helping Xu Fengnian.
"Xuanyuan Qingfeng, he does have a nice figure!"
"My brother, the water here is too deep, you can't handle it, so just leave it to me, your younger brother!"
(End of this chapter)