Chapter 393 Nezha - the Lotus Mud Tyrant!
Today, Yang Jian brought Ao Ming to visit the Master's house.

"Nezha, long time no see, did you miss me?"

Yang Jian grabbed Nezha's throat from behind and strangled him with his arms, causing him to spit blood.

"Brother Sanyan, I miss you so much!"

Nezha went around from behind, rode on Yang Jian's back, and directly used a fatal scissor kick on him, causing Yang Jian to spit out several liters of blood.

Ao Ming was sweating coldly as he watched from the side. He could only say that he was truly worthy of being the God of War in Heaven. Even his greeting was so special.

In the end, both of them had blood all over their heads!

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As we all know, Yang Jian and Bodhisattva Guanyin have always had a bad relationship. This time he said he brought Ao Ming to visit, but in fact...

Well, didn’t Yang Jian make some money from the cat cafe recently, and then adopted many cats and dogs? Now he brings this group of friends here to “argue”.

Yang Jian and Bodhisattva Guanyin were seen at loggerheads.

Yang Jian: "Ordinary and simple furries are the best in the world at healing people's hearts."

Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara: "The rare and exotic animals in the wild legends have a more unique charm."

Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara: "I am embarrassed to complain about your boring taste. Can't having an extra eye improve my aesthetic taste?"

Yang Jian: "Tsk, what do you care! Your own taste is hopelessly weird, you big plate head!"

The group behind the two of them also glared at each other!

The cats and dogs behind Yang Jian: "Wangwu, meow! You are a bunch of monsters that are neither human nor animal, just a hodgepodge of things!"

The rare and precious animals behind Avalokitesvara said: "Hiss, roar, ow! (You mortal creatures, dare you say another word?)"

Cats and dogs: "Wangwang, meow~ (We have the boss to support us, what's wrong with you? Bite me if you dare!)"

Rare and exotic animals: "Roar, woooo~ (You are a bunch of guys who rely on others for power. That's all you can do. If you have the guts, let's fight without relying on others. I'll beat you down!)"

Wangwu, haohou——

Anyway, the curses were very dirty at the end.

Ao Ming looked at the scene in front of him and really hoped that he didn’t understand the animal language. His pure and young mind was wow!
At this time, Yang Jian looked at Ao Ming and said, "Little Ao Ming, do you think my point of view is correct?"

Ao Ming was about to nod, but Bodhisattva Guanyin looked over at him with shining eyes: "This must be Ao Ming, the perfect combination of Zhulong and Yinglong, there is only one in the world!"

I saw Guanyin Bodhisattva coming over, with a very amiable face: "Little Aoming, do you want to stay with me for a few days?"

"Look, my place is a villa, which is much better than Yang Jian's shabby house. His house stinks of cat and dog feces, which is very unpleasant."

"If you move here, Nezha can still play with you!"

Yang Jian said angrily: "Bah, big plate head, my house is very fragrant, Xiao Ao is sleeping very comfortably, there is no need for you to worry about it!"

Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara: "Humph, I don't need to worry about it?"

"Look at what little Aoming is wearing. You can tell at a glance that he has bad taste. It's so ugly. And then look at Nezha. I take such good care of him!"

"Three Eyes, you only have experience raising dogs, not taking care of children!"

Lightning flashed from Yang Jian’s three eyes: “You you you…”

Flames also appeared from the great light of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva: "I, I, I, what's wrong with me?"

Ao Ming poked Nezha beside him and asked, "Has the relationship between Brother Sanyan and Bodhisattva Guanyin always been so bad?"

Nezha nodded and looked at Ao Ming, his eyes sparkling with little stars: "Are you a dragon too?"

Ao Ming didn't have time to react, as if he didn't realize that he was next to a dragon slayer. He said directly: "Yes, I am the rarest one, the only one in the world!" Nezha: "Wow, so powerful!"

Nezha took out a pair of scissors from somewhere and said, "Ao Ming, have you heard of dragon beard candy?"

Ao Ming looked a little strange: "I've heard of it, what's the matter?"

Nezha said seriously, "It's delicious. Do you know how dragon beard candy is made?"

"I know a little bit..."

Before Ao Ming could finish, Nezha took over the conversation and said, "My classmate said that it was probably made of dragon whiskers. It takes a severed dragon to make a box of candy!"

Ao Ming smiled and said, "How is that possible? Stop joking!"

Then, Nezha picked up a pair of sharp scissors and looked straight at Ao Ming: "Lielie won't cut his for me, can you give me one? Just one!"

Ao Ming: "(Д)ノ"

"are you serious?"

Nezha, don't say these scary words so casually!

Ao Ming just wants to complain now. Sometimes Nezha’s train of thought is even more outrageous than Feng Baobao’s. He really doesn’t know whether to say he is naive or ignorant?
He truly deserves the title of Dragon Killer!
If I move here to live, I will have to worry about my life all the time!

Seeing Nezha's scissors getting closer and closer, and his eyes constantly looking at his lips, Ao Ming felt a chill in his heart.

Fortunately, I don’t have the habit of showing my dragon beard and horns, otherwise my dragon beard would be in danger!
Ao Ming quickly snatched the scissors from Nezha's hand and said, "It's just dragon beard candy. I'll treat you to an all-you-can-eat meal in a couple of days. How about that?"

Nezha showed his eyes full of stars: "You said it, pinky promise!"

Although it felt a bit childish, Ao Ming still did it: "Pin it up and don't change it for a hundred years!"

After saying that, Ao Ming wanted to pull back his finger, but with a loud snap, Nezha's little finger was actually broken!

The broken little finger turned directly into the shape of a lotus root node. It is said that the lotus root is still connected even when it is broken. There are really lotus roots connecting the lotus root nodes. Nezha himself is really a lotus root mud tyrant!
Ao Ming looked at the lotus root node in his hand and felt a little at a loss. Is it so crispy?
Although I have long known that the world of Non-Humans is unreasonable and that Nezha will turn into a lotus root if he disagrees with something, it still feels so outrageous when I experience it personally!

Ao Ming couldn't help but recall that there was a plot in Non-Humans. When Nezha and Jiuyue were having hotpot, Jiuyue asked them what ingredients they brought.

Nezha even broke his arm and said that he brought lotus root!

Eating oneself is outrageous enough, which makes Ao Ming too speechless to complain.

It really is a hundred kilograms of weight, ninety-nine kilograms of rebellious bones, and one kilogram of lotus root powder, right?

Nezha said expressionlessly: "Ah, it's broken again!"

This expression seems to be something he is used to.

Ao Ming held the lotus root in his hand and asked Nezha, "Do you want me to take it back?"

Nezha shook his head: "No need, it will grow back on its own, you can just use it as a snack."

As he was speaking, Nezha's severed finger had completely healed and returned to normal.

"look!"

Nezha raised his hand and said to Ao Ming.

And Ao Ming seemed to realize something suddenly. Would Nezha think that his dragon whiskers were like his fingers and would grow back by themselves if they were broken?
Seeing Nezha say that, Ao Ming had no choice but to collect the lotus root nodes. The lotus root that could become a lotus incarnation for Nezha must not be an ordinary lotus root. It might be an innate spiritual root.

You can show it to me when the time comes. Maybe you can even grow a lotus pond?

It would be even more interesting if you could grow a pool of little Nezha!

(End of this chapter)