Chapter 394: Nezha’s live broadcast, his daily routine of climbing up the roof and removing the tile

Yang Jian and Nezha had a good relationship, and with Nezha's begging, Ao Ming was forced to stay here by Bodhisattva Guanyin.

However, Yang Jian agreed that it was only temporary and he would come to pick him up in a few days.

Ao Ming had no choice but to spread his hands and agree to lend it to him for a few days.

night.

Ao Ming watched Nezha skillfully turn on the computer and start the live broadcast. It was written on it: Ousiniba’s live broadcast room.

As soon as Nezha came online, there were about 400 people watching, which shows that Nezha is still very popular.

Nezha waved and said hello: "Hello everyone, I am Ousi Niba, welcome everyone to watch my live broadcast. Today I will cook a dish called Tianjin-style chicken leg fish."

On the screen, barrages of comments floated by one after another.

"Here I come, Ou Ba!"

"People love watching Ou Ba cook the most."

"Ou Ba, let me have a bite!"

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Looking at the number of people in the live broadcast room, Nezha officially started the live broadcast. He took out a strange beast with a fish body and chicken legs and said, "First we need to prepare a fish. Don't ask me where this one came from. Wash the fish and cut open its belly, then we can start."

The Classic of Mountains and Seas states: Two hundred miles to the north is the Yufa Mountain. The water of the Lanze Lake flows out from there and flows northeast into the Taize Lake. There are many fish in it, which look like carp with chicken feet. Eating them can cure warts.

In the live broadcast room, looking at this strange-looking fish, someone worriedly asked: "Can this thing be eaten?"

“Why do fish have legs?”

"Where did this fish come from?"

“Is this fish or chicken?”

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While these comments were floating by, Nezha had already completed the preparations: "Wash the fish and cut open its belly, then you can start cooking."

Nezha was seen using three heads and six arms, and he quickly removed the legs, cut them into pieces, applied salt, mixed seasonings, fried them, thickened them, stir-fried them, and put them in the oven.

"Finally, a Tianjin-style chicken leg fish dish is ready. Have you all learned nothing?"

Seeing Nezha's skillful operation, the barrage area has exploded.

"Shota with a kitchen knife, Ou Ba is so skilled!"

“Capital handsome!”

"Drool, drool, I'm hungry, I think it's time for lunch!"

"It's simply unfair to have three heads and six arms. I can't see clearly at all!"

"∑(;°Д°)Where am I and who am I, and what just happened?"

"It's all useless, we're all useless!"

"Ou Ba, please slow down. I can't keep up with your speed. This dish is too unfriendly to ordinary people. I'm already honest. Please let me go! (T^T)"

Then, Nezha took out a glass jar and said, "We can use the remaining chicken feet to make pickled pepper chicken feet."

"Is it ready? I love chicken feet!"

At this moment, Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara knocked on the door and came in: "Nezha, have you seen my fish..."

Bodhisattva Guanyin looked at the familiar stove, then at the prepared dish, the so-called Tianjin-style chicken leg and fish, and his face instantly turned dark, with anger rising.

The Bodhisattva Guanyin rolled up his sleeves angrily and walked towards Nezha.

As the saying goes, if you don't beat him for three days, he will start to tear off the roof. It is obvious that Nezha is getting a little itchy!

Someone in the live broadcast room also gloated: "Avalokitesvara, your fish is already hot, it's on Nezha's right hand!"

"Your chicken leg fish has gone to heaven and has been made into chicken feet."

Of course, there are also true fans who remind: "Ou Ba, run away, the fish is gone!"

"I want to see Nezha being attacked by Avalokitesvara...hehehe!"

Nezha looked at the Bodhisattva behind him and was suddenly shocked: "Master, please listen to my explanation~"

"It's not too late to explain after I beat you up!"

Ao Ming watched all this with great interest, and the people in the live studio were already laughing like crazy! "Don't be afraid, Ou Ba!"

"Hold on, Ouba!"

"The ship of family affection can sink at any time..."

"The wheel of family affection may sink, but the chicken leg fish is innocent. Let me take it into my stomach and pray for its salvation!"

"Haha, are you trying to save your soul? I don't even bother to tell you!"

"Nezha is about to get his butt spanked. I really want to see it!"

"plus one!"

"A good meal turned into a broadcast accident. I'm really heartbroken. Let's all go! Let's go!"

“This video is going to go viral!”

"This incident taught us a lesson: good kids should not steal dad's pet fish to cook!"

"A true warrior dares to face the bleakness of life!"

“Looking forward to the sequel!”

Ao Ming watched Nezha being dragged away and being loved by Bodhisattva Guanyin, and did not stop him. Instead, he walked to the stove, picked up a piece of chicken leg and fish with chopsticks, and tasted it carefully.

I have to say that Nezha is indeed talented in cooking, and he has blended the flavors of chicken and fish very well.

Ao Ming looked at the live broadcast in front of him and simply greeted everyone: "Hi, everyone, my name is Ao Ming. Nezha has to go out for something, I will take over from him next."

Afterwards, Ao Ming changed the name of the live broadcast room from Ousiniba's Live Broadcast Room to Shanhaijing Strange Beasts Online Appreciation.

The live broadcast of cooking has turned into a live broadcast of eating.

I saw the barrage of comments constantly sliding by.

"So cute, even cuter than Nezha!"

"I really want to rub it!"

"Slurp, it tastes so good. It makes me hungry just by looking at it!"

"Address please!"

"I'll give you a hundred, and you can keep one, okay?"

When Nezha came back, he found the plate was empty. He rubbed his swollen buttocks, looked at the empty plate, and couldn't help shedding tears.

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During the day, September came to visit Dashi's home.

I saw "Nezha" greeting in the live broadcast room: "Hello, everyone, I am Ou Ba. It's time for the monthly Q&A session. If you have any questions, you can write them in the barrage. I will answer them immediately."

Fans and audience:

"Ou Ba, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Ou Ba, can I be your girlfriend?"

"Ou Ba looks so cute. I want to know his real age..."

Nezha waved his hands embarrassedly: "Are you asking me if I have a girlfriend? I'm only 10 years old, and I don't want to be bound by something like love for the time being. But I do have someone I like."

Fans and audience:

"Hey, is that true? I feel like Ouba is very different today!"

"Do you need a godmother, one who has been to college? Mommy loves you! A tiger pounces on its prey!"

"When you become a three-headed, six-armed being, will the three heads disagree? What will happen if they start arguing?"

"Does Ouba have a favorite type?"

Nezha folded his arms and said, "Ask me what type I like? Well, I think someone like Sister Jiuyue is good. Sister Jiuyue is a pretty and cute girl I know!"

Then, the real Nezha walked in from behind and strangled the fake Nezha who was pretending to be him with the Hun Tian Ling.

"Whatever you just heard, please forget it." (End of this chapter)