Chapter 317 Happy Priest
Since he had decided to take the risk, he had to do a good job of protection, so Yan Xu decided to use his savings to strengthen himself.
Yan Xu currently has the least merit, followed by top-grade incense, while he has enough middle-grade and low-grade incense.
Merit is a panacea, and Yan Xu is reluctant to use it indiscriminately. As for the top-grade incense, although it is a good thing, there are not many items that can bear it. Currently, only the Yin-Yang Ring given by the old Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain can withstand top-grade incense and merit, and now it is already the limit.
The situation of the Green Dragon Crescent Blade is almost the same as the Ghost Face Armor. They were originally forged from modern materials, but were only refined into magic weapons by chance. It is extremely difficult to make further progress.
Unless he encountered a world of immortals and obtained rare treasures from it, it would be possible to refine magical weapons of better quality and greater power, but the essence system gave him a way to take shortcuts.
The next day, Ames came with the cute Emma and brought him a bottle of red wine.
Yan Xu put away the shiny mirror of bliss and then talked about his encounter with the Sister of Joy last night.
"The other party is coming for me." Emma, who has regained her senses, said with some fear.
After leaving the Abnormal Pollution Investigation Bureau, Emma was free from restraint. Otherwise, she would have directly opened a pole dancing bar and worked as a dancer to liven up the crowd. Therefore, the speed of her transformation was even faster.
From her accidental contact with the Tears of Love to her addiction to them, it was obviously a trap set for her. If Yan Xu had not intervened, even if Ames found out about it and got involved in it without regard for the consequences, it would only result in the Church of Bliss having two more Witches of Pleasure, and the local police would not dare to say a word.
"What is the Witch of Pleasure? The advancement of the Sister of Pleasure?" Yan Xu's understanding of the extraordinary powers in this world all came from the two conversations with Ames. The limited time obviously could not allow him to obtain too much information.
"The Pleasure Witch is the maid of Lady Lust. She is very powerful, like a devil that leads people to fall. She is also the price we need to pay." Ames knew more, so he took over the topic. At the same time, his face began to become ugly, and he even showed a bit of fear. Obviously, becoming a Pleasure Witch is not a pleasant thing.
Because it envied the ancient heritage of other countries, after achieving some results in the first stage, the Lighthouse Country recklessly leapt into the second stage of the god-making plan.
Originally, those top dignitaries were the ones who became gods, but because of the death rate that was so horrific that it could not be described in words, they created conceptual gods that did not exist. Only this way was fairer.
But greed will not disappear. Since it is impossible to become a god, then become a bug that gnaws at God and eventually replaces Him. So there is a second-phase derivative plan, which is the source of people with special powers and abnormalities.
The original psychics and abnormalities all gained their power from the Four Gods who had not yet completely lost control. They were also the first batch of test subjects to steal the power of God.
In order to obtain more and more detailed data, it’s the same old trick again, acting as a vaccine, causing the power of the Four Gods to spread out at an exaggerated speed.
As the four gods grow at an unimaginable speed and get out of control, these insects who stole the power of gods will inevitably pay a heavy price for it.
In fact, at the beginning there was no distinction between people with special abilities and those with abnormalities, because the probability of abnormalities appearing was very small and the degree of mutation was also very low.
But as the Four Gods become increasingly powerful, the proportion of abnormal people is also increasing rapidly, and the degree of alienation is also increasing. It has reached the point where they must be eliminated to prevent the power of the Four Gods from expanding again. "The power of the Four Gods has been eroding our bodies and wills. When we start to lose control, we will become abnormal people and eventually become weird. I have seen too many examples." Ames said expressionlessly.
"As for the Witch of Pleasure, we were transformed through a special ritual of the Church of Bliss when we were about to lose control completely. By then, we would be completely dead from body to soul." Emma couldn't help but feel scared after hearing what Amis said.
"Now that you have entered the sight of the Paradise Church, it may not be easy to escape. The most terrifying thing about the Paradise Church is not their fighting ability, but their unfathomable network of connections. Moreover, as long as humans are still pursuing happiness and perfection, there will be soil for the survival of the Paradise Church." Ames obviously knew more, but did not say it out of some concerns. However, Yan Xu already understood what she meant, that is, the other party cannot be offended, at least not before he has the strength to overturn the table.
"Don't get involved in the affairs between me and the Paradise Church." Yan Xu said after thinking for a while.
"With you in front attracting the attention of the Paradise Church, we can temporarily escape from their sight. So what do we need to do?" Ames was very smart and immediately understood what Yan Xu meant.
"It's true." Yan Xu said, stroking his short beard.
After Ames and the other man left, Yan Xu stayed in the haunted house because he was waiting for people from the Paradise Church to come.
Yan Xu didn't have to wait long. In the evening, two guests came to visit.
One is the Sister of Joy from last night, who has returned to her original figure, and the other is a priest, the Happy Priest of the Church of Bliss.
Compared to the pleasure nuns who look like call girls, the happy priest is dressed much more formally. Except for the improper Holy Book of Bliss in his hand, he is no different from an ordinary priest.
But as soon as they met, before the happy priest could even speak, Yan Xu immediately turned hostile and punched him in the face.
There was a dull thud, accompanied by the sound of bones breaking, and the happy priest, who had been smiling all the time, flew out of the window in circles. Because he used his strength skillfully, such a big man passed through without damaging the window.
Yan Xu attacked suddenly, but the Sister of Joy turned a blind eye to it and let the Happy Priest who came with him fall heavily to the ground. Even though the other party had a good self-healing ability, he could not move for a while. After all, most of his face collapsed and his brains were spraying out of one ear. The only one who could get up immediately was Deadpool.
But despite this severe blow, he acted very happy, as if he could transform pain into happiness. Even though his broken bones kept rubbing against each other under the vibration of his laughter, he had no intention of stopping. Instead, he became even happier, and the twisted smile was deeply imprinted on his now tattered face.
In fact, the ability of the Happy Priest is to transform all pain and sorrow into happiness, both mentally and physically. The more painful and sad, the happier he is. It's a very disgusting ability, because there's no difference between hitting him and sucking on him.
Yan Xu realized this and did not continue to take action, but he had already made up his mind to make a magic weapon specifically for these disgusting guys.
(End of this chapter)