Chapter 318 Female Golden Armor God
"Is this your sincerity?" Yan Xu punched the idiot who tried to hypnotize him and said to the Sister of Joy in a cold voice.

"Of course not, he's just some idiot who acted on his own initiative." Sister Joy sneered at her companion's stupid behavior. She had clearly warned him that the ancient Eastern monks paid great attention to the cultivation of their mind and character. Even the Witch of Joy did not dare to use her ability right away and warned him not to show off her hypnosis and brainwashing abilities. Now he's been discovered and his brains might spit out with one punch. Even if he recovers, there's no telling if he'll become even more stupid.

"Whether it is true or not, I have lost my patience with you." Yan Xu said with narrowed eyes.

"We'll leave immediately. This is an apology from the Church of Bliss. I hope you like it." Obviously, this meeting was ruined by a stupid companion. Sister Joy did not continue to pester him. She put down her things decisively, and pulled one of the happy priest's legs to make a path on the lawn. The other party was still grinning, and did not notice that many ants were attracted by the brain and had already drilled into his ears. It seemed that the other party's brain was sweet.

"I hope you can still laugh when you go back." Sister Joy knew how much the church valued this meeting. Now it was all ruined by this self-righteous idiot. When she returned, let alone treating his injuries, it would be good enough if she didn't turn him into 'furniture' or 'pendant'.

However, as long as we accept the gift from the Paradise Church, half of the mission will be completed. As for the other half, it depends on when the other party will ask for more.

Seeing the other party leave so happily, Yan Xu knew that the gift sent by the Paradise Church had serious problems. After all, who would put a serious gift in such a heavy lead box?

But when he opened it carefully, he found that he had still underestimated the other party. This was not only a big problem, it was almost like feeding shit into his mouth.

Do you know what the most painful thing is? It is that even though you know that there is shit outside the gold, you still have to lower your head to identify the real thing. This is the problem that Yan Xu is facing now.

Placed in front of Yan Xu was an ancient dagger with a history of at least a thousand years. It was worth a lot of money just as an antique, not to mention that it was still sharp after being preserved until now, so its quality must be very good.

But this dagger was inserted into a pink skull with long horns, like a devil's skull. Just one look at it would make people have distracting thoughts and feel upset.

Moreover, although it is clearly a skull without any flesh, it gives people a feeling of being alive, and it still continuously emits strange energy, causing the ancient sword inserted on it to continue to be contaminated. Now the ancient sword body is glowing with a greasy powdery luster. Although the cold light inside has not dissipated, no one knows how long this sword can last.

The sword is of good quality, and the skull is of good quality too. Yan Xu just touched it, and desire arose in his heart, which turned into many erotic fantasies occupying his mind. If it could be projected, the jade futon could be made into a TV series, and any man or woman would be addicted to it. It is much more exciting than having a harem.

The Tianxin Ring, which detected the abnormal desire, spun a circle, and Yan Xu's mind suddenly became clear. Then he touched his chin and thought of a new use.

In the early hours of the morning, the delighted Sister of Joy brought four pink skulls with horns to him, then left with a smile on her face, as if he was about to join the big family of bliss.

The wealthy Paradise Church doesn't care what Yan Xu does with these precious skulls. As long as he dares to ask for them, the Paradise Church will give it to him. They are so confident.

On Oak Street in the dead of night, in the dark haunted house, five horned skulls were constantly spinning around Yan Xu like satellites, continuously spitting out thin lines of pink magic fire, filling his mind with all kinds of illusions and desires, and the Tianxin Ring hovered above his head like a screen, sweeping away countless new desires with each rotation, transforming them into the spirit of essence, energy and spirit.

After lighting up the incense Dharma image skill, Yan Xu discovered that in addition to incense, the requirements for gods were also very high, and this was exactly what he lacked.

Yan Xu stepped into the realm of transcendence with his physical body. After acquiring internal strength, his essence and energy were complete, but he lacked spirit. This was also the reason why his progress in practicing magic was slow.

Although he had collected a lot of things in the world of the late Qing Dynasty, including the art of refining spirits, he could not take shortcuts.

To cultivate the spirit, one must first have no distractions. Even if this is not possible, one must be pure and free from desires. This is why Taoists and monks must start as menial workers and have morning and evening classes every day, so that they can get used to the ordinary life and reduce distractions in their hearts. But Yan Xu has lived two lives and traveled through multiple worlds. He usually relies on his character and moral bottom line to restrain himself. He has too many distractions to be rampant. If he wants to cultivate the spirit, he must stay in the mountains for three to five years, provided that he can stay there.

If the spirit is insufficient, the Dharma image will be difficult to form, and even if it is formed it will only be superficial. Therefore, Yan Xu has never condensed the Dharma image of incense.

Now that he has obtained five skulls from the Paradise Church that can arouse human's primitive desires, Yan Xu seems to have found a shortcut.

Use the skull to arouse one's own primitive desires, then purify them with the Tianxin Ring, and after absorbing them, the spirit will naturally grow.

However, this method consumes essence and energy but increases spirit. If it is done for a long time, the practitioner will suffer from weak qi and blood and numerous diseases, which is a sign that God is jealous of his talent.

If the spirit is too strong and the energy cannot keep up, then life span will naturally be shortened.

Fortunately, Yan Xu's body is extremely strong, and he has practiced extremely advanced internal skills. As long as he doesn't suffer excessive damage, recovery is only a matter of time.

When the god transformed from desire grew to a certain extent, Yan Xu only extracted the most essential part of it and integrated it into himself, and used the rest without reservation to fuse incense and shape the Dharma body.

If you want to fully control the Dharma body of incense and fire, don't think about creating some powerful things, let alone those gods with names and surnames, not even the Six Dings and Six Jias will do, so the Dharma body created by Yan Xu is a golden-armored god.

The Golden Armored General is considered an advancement of the Yellow Turban Warrior to the Golden Armored General. He is stronger and better looking than ordinary heavenly soldiers and generals, so many Taoist sects worship the Golden Armored General as a guardian.

Because it is common, there is no specific god name, and naturally there is no infringement. However, Yan Xu still underestimated the degree of weird pollution.

The gradually formed golden armored general was not the traditional strong and muscular general wearing golden armor, but a female version of the golden armored general with well-developed pectoral muscles.

To some extent, it is not an exaggeration to say that the incense and fire body that is integrated with the god's own body is a special incarnation. Appearance is determined by the heart. Facts have proved that there is a woman living in every man's heart, and Yan Xu is no exception. Otherwise, there is no way to explain why his incense and fire body is a female version.

No matter what, the incense body has been initially condensed, he can't give up halfway, so Yan Xu took out the gold essence and silver essence that he had prepared long ago.

The essence extracted from thousands of kilograms of gold and silver is less than the size of a brick. After it is put into the slightly illusory incense and Dharma body, the essence of gold and silver continues to melt, and the incense and Dharma image gradually begins to condense.

Unfortunately, the number is too small. Only the head, arms and half of the upper body are solidified, and they are only initially solidified.

However, this also gives the Incense Dharma Body the attribute of physical damage. If he invests enough resources, except for abnormal abilities such as time stop, the other attributes will not be too different, and even if it is broken up, it can be restored at any time.

(End of this chapter)