Chapter 176 Deadpool's Ultimate Revenge ( words, with additional content)

Not long after, Charlotte walked out of Carter's office.

At the door, he paused.

"No, is Tony crazy? He needs help from SHIELD for something like this?"

Charlotte held her forehead and cursed in her heart.

He decided to go to Stark Tower himself.

For no other reason, he was just simply curious.

And by the way, see if there are any opportunities to laugh at each other.

Well, Tony's dark history has expanded again.

awesome!
Walking in the corridor, Charlotte fantasized about her wonderful life in the future.

"Yeah! It's over, so be it. Anyway, there's a guaranteed salary, plus Tony's dark history.

This time I must buy two villas, one for Uncle Ben and Aunt Mei, and one for myself. I will also hire five bodyguards, four nannies, three assistants, two drivers, and a young model. Ahem, I am so excited. "

Faced with the strange looks from passing agents, Charlotte quickly calmed herself down.

He came to the flight plaza and casually got into the shuttle-shaped aircraft.

"To Stark Tower, thank you."

"Spider-Man?"

In the driver's seat, Agent Hill turned around and saw that it was Charlotte, and he was immediately excited.

"do you remember me?"

Charlotte: “.”

"Ahem, you are actually my most loyal fan. I am very touched."

As he spoke, Coulson suddenly got into the aircraft and stared at Charlotte.

Charlotte has big eyes.

Coulson has small eyes.

"Um, Mr. Spider-Man, why aren't you swinging on the web?" Coulson looked a little embarrassed.

Charlotte shrugged, “Spider-Man has to keep up with the times.

By the way, you didn't leave with Nick Fury?"

Coulson was even more embarrassed.

"Um, well. He hasn't found a job yet."

Charlotte: “.”

"Well, where are you going?" he asked.

"get off work."

"You two together?" Charlotte held her face with both hands, and her eyes widened.

Isn't Spider-Man Agent Hill's favorite man?

"No!"

Agent Hill quickly explained, "Phil was just taking a ride."

"Because of the last incident, my bonus was deducted and I can't afford the aircraft." Coulson lowered his head in shame.

"So this aircraft is your private one?" Charlotte looked at Agent Hill and seemed to see the shadow of the rich woman.

Agent Hill fixes her hair to keep up her appearance at all times.

"Yes, Mr. Spider-Man, I'll take you to Stark Tower first. I'm sure Phil has no objection."

"I"

As Coulson opened his mouth, the aircraft roared into the night sky.

Coulson: “.”

He lowered his head again, complaining in his heart.

Commander, did you see that?
You once told me not to care too much about bonuses and salaries, but to fight for world peace.

But now, I tell you, you are wrong.

The world seems to be at peace, but my back is bent.

Bent down by worldliness and money.

If I were given another chance to do it again, I would definitely try my best to fight for the bonuses I gave up.

I'm never going to hitchhike with a coworker again!

No, I don't want to ride in the same aircraft with Spider-Man again!
"Hey, Agent Phil, can I call you that?"

"Oh no, you look unhappy, how about I sing a song for you?"

"A friend of mine taught me this song, and it sounds really good."

"No, this place is too small, I can't move because it's a dance song, I need to jump to be powerful enough."

"Why are you still looking down? That's so rude. Look up and look straight at me."

"My God, your back is bent too. Is it because you are too tired or because you have no money? Sorry, I didn't mean it. I was a poor guy before, but it doesn't matter. As long as a man is willing to work hard, he will make money one day.

You see, this is what I am like. I have now become a senior agent. By the way, how many years did it take you to become a senior agent?

Five years? Ten years? Haha, it only took me a few months, and I’ll tell you a secret, I’ll be able to buy a villa soon, don’t! Tell! Anyone!! “

In the night sky, Charlotte's voice echoed for a long time.

On the top floor of Stark Tower, Charlotte jumped off the aircraft.

"Thank you, thank you to my fans for bringing me here, thank you!" he waved goodbye.

In front of the aircraft window, Coulson waved stiffly.

Then he took out his cell phone.

"Hello, is this Manager Charlie? Yes, it's me. I want to apply for a bank loan. I want to buy an aircraft. No, I want to buy a villa!"

Agent Hill: "."

-

On the other side, Charlotte tiptoed up to the window, trying to find something in the dark room.

Suddenly, the lights came on, and Tony, with dark circles under his eyes, stared at Charlotte expressionlessly.

"Wow! It's a ghost!!" Charlotte was so scared that she almost fell from the tall building.

"Spider-Man, you're here."

Tony waved his hand, and Jarvis slowly raised the French window.

The moment Charlotte flew into the room, Tony finally couldn't help but kneel down and cry.

"My friend, you are finally back. Please save me. I am almost dying. This world is too malicious to me. Woo woo woo."

Charlotte: “???”

Looking at Tony who was hugging his thigh and wailing, Charlotte's mind was full of question marks.

"Um, that... your painting style is not like this." He stood there in a daze.

At this moment, Pepper just walked into the room with hot milk.

Seeing this scene, she was so shocked that the hot milk in her hand fell.

"you."

"Hey~"

The spider silk swept away the cup that was about to fall to the ground, and Charlotte took a sip casually.

"It tastes a little off, it must be very expensive?" he asked Little Lajiao.

The corner of Chili's eye twitched, "Because it contains sleeping pills."

"what?"

Charlotte was stunned for a moment, then put down the cup silently.

"While I can still hold on for a while, let me tell you what happened."

Pepper shook her head and she helped Tony up from the ground.

“It all started a week ago.”

"Wait, I'm a little sleepy, we can speed up." Charlotte yawned.

"Speed? Speed ​​up?"

Tony exclaimed in surprise when he heard these words.

"No, that's not it, I can do it, I can do it!!"

"Tony, be quiet."

Pepper used an electric baton to knock down the excited Tony, which made Charlotte, who witnessed the scene, exclaim in excitement.

Looking at Tony's haggard face, Pepper sighed.

"You are here because Captain Carter must have told you what happened."

Charlotte sat in a chair, "Yes, Tony encountered strange things."

"Now it has escalated into something weird."

Pepper's face was full of worry. "One night a week ago, we were sleeping, um, yes, sleeping, and Tony was in a bad state. He looked very bad."

"How many seconds?" Charlotte asked.

Chili held up two fingers, "Three seconds."

Charlotte nodded, "You still care too much about Tony's face."

Pepper smiled bitterly and continued, "From that day on, Tony began to pay attention to his health, but the effect was still not good the second time."

"How many seconds?"

"Three seconds." Pepper raised a finger.

Charlotte: “.”

"Actually, there's no need for SHIELD to intervene in this kind of thing. Maybe you can find something more exciting for him." Seeing Pepper's unfriendly eyes, Charlotte covered her mouth.

"I'm sorry, I didn't say anything."

It seems that he is traumatized by the Red Skull incident.

But then, Pepper's words made Charlotte feel that something was really wrong.

"In the following days, Tony didn't continue, but he would start again for unknown reasons when he fell asleep alone."

Pepper was a little embarrassed, "You know, that's what happens during puberty. Even without me, Tony would occasionally do that for a second, no, three seconds."

Charlotte touched her chin and said, "Tony's condition is very serious. Didn't he go to the doctor?"

"I saw it. Fortunately, it was a private doctor."

"fortunately?"

"Yes, because in front of the doctor, he would... you know."

"I know."

The corner of Charlotte's mouth twitched. Tony was so pitiful that he felt a little bit sorry for him.

Well, just buy a villa!

He said, "Even so, you don't need to ask for help from SHIELD, right?"

At this point, Pepper's face turned serious.

She looked at the ceiling. "Jarvis."

"Ms. Pepper, the information is ready."

The virtual projection bloomed, and Charlotte saw some very blurry figures in it.

Pepper said: "Because it's so strange, I asked Jarvis to keep a close eye on Tony's movements.

Sure enough, through the surveillance video of Tony's attack, I found the strange guy.

This guy is so fast that it is difficult for a high-definition camera to capture his figure. You have to slow down many times to see him. "

"Surveillance?" Charlotte looked strange.

"I know you're not interested, so I won't show it to you." said Little Pepper.

Charlotte said seriously, "Please don't let me see it, thank you."

Little Pepper raised her hand, and the figure in the projection continued to refresh its clarity.

As the figure became clearer and clearer, Charlotte's eyes became even more strange.

Carrying dual swords, wearing a red battle suit, and a masked bitch.

Deadpool!

Are you kidding me?
The resurrection match is over, why is this guy here?

He glanced at Pepper and saw that she didn't know Wade at all, then he remembered.

In the last restart, Wade did not appear, it seemed that there was a problem with the shuttle device.

So Tony didn't know Wade either.

Then, Pepper waved her hand, and a job seeker in a neat suit appeared on the virtual screen.

This is a man with a face full of scars.

"His name is Wade Wilson. He came here to apply for a job two weeks ago. Tony has offended this guy recently, and his figure is very similar to the guy who appeared in the surveillance video." said Pepper.

Charlotte frowned, "Job seeking?"

"Yes, Tony is now the interviewer for the Avengers, and Wilson was rejected by Tony."

"What's the reason?"

"Talking back to the interviewer will give you a bad impression."

"Maybe he said something else?"

Little Pepper held her forehead with her hand, her tone helpless.

"Yeah, you know Tony can have a stinky mouth sometimes."

Charlotte glanced at the embarrassed Tony, feeling helpless.

Tony's mouth is foul, but Wade's is even fouler, and he has no moral integrity. If you get targeted by him, there will be no good end.

Why offend this guy when you could offend anyone else?

Experience a little hardship and learn your lesson. Don't judge people by their appearance next time.

He observed three seconds of silence for Tony in his heart.

No, one second.

But what made him curious was how Wade had made Tony look like this.

He was thinking in his mind, Pepper looked at the time and suddenly exclaimed.

"The time is almost up."

"What time?"

"When Tony has a seizure."

After he finished speaking, Charlotte's heart moved, and his spider sense made him realize that something was wrong.

"Whoo~"

The sound of the wind outside the window suddenly stopped. He only felt a shadow flash before his eyes, and then he saw Tony's body tremble.

His crotch was wet.

As the sound of the wind passed by, Little Pepper finally reacted.

"You see, that's it."

Charlotte: “.”

"I helped Tony get it out with my own hands at super fast speed. No wonder Tony looked like he was dying." His face was stiff.

Chili’s face was filled with worry, “Yes, it can happen more than ten times a day.

I tried locking Tony in an alloy chamber, and I also tried using infrared rays to stop this guy, but neither worked.

That's why I turned to SHIELD, we were at our wits' end."

Hearing this, Charlotte's face darkened.

Gan!
boring!

childish!

nausea!

Only Deadpool could do something so shameless.

Suddenly, he felt a note stuffed into his hand.

Charlotte opened her palms and seemed to be thinking about something.

"Leave this matter to me. When Tony gets better, remind him to pay me a confidentiality fee."

As he said this, he jumped out of the window.

Looking at Charlotte's leaving back, Pepper sighed deeply.

In this new era, Spider-Man should be out of work, but it seems he has a talent for becoming a private investigator.

I hope we can get this troublesome matter sorted out!
-

Soon, residential buildings in Queens.

On the rooftop, a red bitch with two swords on her back is practicing a clumsy dance.

"Oh baby bye bye~~"

Wade hummed the accompaniment and danced, stopping from time to time to think.

"Oh f*ck, why is this move so difficult? I can't learn it!!"

He held his head and wailed, "The series of movies is about to be released. If I don't learn this set of moves, what will happen to my box office?!"

"No!! I will work hard, I will fight, I will continue to write the box office legend of Avengers 4!!"

Wade jumped up from the ground with his teeth bared, and then imitated Iron Man's finger snapping motion.

"I am Deadpool. No, this plot is wrong. I should team up with Wolverine. The sentiment is overwhelming and the box office will definitely be good.

No, I remember now, Wolverine has already gotten the resurrection spot, so what about my opening?
Goddess of Death, please help me!
I'm so tired, I want to go home and lie comfortably on the sofa to watch X-rated movies, I don't want to be the protagonist anymore."

"Zizi~"

Just then, an arc of electricity flashed, and Charlotte flipped over and landed on the water tank on the roof.

Looking at the already nervous Wade, he couldn't help but rub his eyebrows.

"Little Jianjian, now that you have won the resurrection match, you should return to your world." He said.

Hearing Charlotte's voice, Wade turned around and seemed to see his savior.

"Oh, Spider-Man, you're finally here. I missed you so much."

In an instant, Wade started running in slow motion, humming the background music, and opened his arms to hug Charlotte, but was ruthlessly kicked in the lower body by Charlotte.

"Oh! Familiar feeling."

Wade clamped his legs together and knelt down wailing.

Charlotte crossed her arms, "You haven't answered my question yet."

Wade looked up, the whites in his eyes slightly enlarged.

He gave up his performance, stood up and put his hand on Charlotte's shoulder.

"Well, actually I'm just a Deadpool passing by. The real contestant Wade is not me. That guy is worried that his handsome face will be smashed, so he hid."

As he spoke, the dragon bone fossil in his pocket fell to the ground.

Charlotte: “.”

No wonder Tony's painting style is wrong, it turns out he was influenced by this guy.

　I was afraid of being blocked, so I kept some of it. Otherwise, it would be even more shameless. This should be considered in line with Deadpool's character.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)