Chapter 177 The bloody plot of the fun people ( words, please subscribe)

Charlotte picked up the dragon bone fossil on the ground and said, "I'll take this away."

"No!"

Wade held his face with both hands, and the white in his eyes enlarged.

"Don't do this to me, please, since I love you so much, just give it back to me!!" He beat his chest and cried heartbreakingly.

Charlotte's eyes twitched. "The purpose of this thing is not to solve Tony's excessive physiological needs, but I'm curious. Even with the help of the dragon bone fossil, your speed wouldn't be that fast."

Wade put his hands on his hips and laughed out loud.

"Hahaha, Spider-Man, I can explain this to you."

He drew an abstract human figure on the non-existent blackboard and spoke seriously.

"The energy of dragon bone fossils can speed up human movement, but the power of time contained in it is the key. If there is a key substance that drives the power of time, then we can skillfully use the power of time in it to further gain a faster speed."

Charlotte raised her hand, "So what is the key substance that drives the power of time?"

"Good question, Charlotte."

Wade put his hands behind his back and said, "To drive the power of time, of course, you also have to use the power of time, which is the user's time. In other words, it is the price of aging.

By consuming my own vitality, I can further gain the power of time, so I only need one dragon bone fossil to gain super fast speed, instead of tying fossils to my legs. "

Charlotte suddenly realized, "This is very similar to Adrian's situation at that time, but his speed was not too exaggerated at that time."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk."

Wade raised his index finger and waved it in front of Charlotte, "The borrowed vitality is different from the vitality carried by the user, and the conversion efficiency is even more different.

Forget it, you may not understand even if I tell you so much, so I will demonstrate it to you in person."

"No, thank you. I understand."

Charlotte took a step back. "I don't want to enter old age early yet."

He put away the dragon bone fossil and said, "Let's stop here. At least, you are not allowed to cause any trouble until Tony pays the money."

"No!"

Wade jumped up and down, "No, that guy insulted my personality, trampled on my self-esteem, and despised my handsome appearance. I must take revenge on him."

"Student Jianjian, you don't have any of these, so your reason for revenge is invalid."

"Who said that?"

Wade took off his hood, pointed at his face and said excitedly: "Look carefully, am I handsome or not?"

Charlotte raised her hand and tore off the celebrity poster on the man's face. "What about this?"

"Oh no!"

Wade covered his scarred face and said, "Please, don't give me a mirror."

"I don't plan to give it to you."

Charlotte patted the other person's shoulder and said, "It's okay. I heard that there is a new beautiful scientist in SHIELD."

"Great?" Wade interjected.

"Shit, shut up!"

Charlotte's face darkened. "I heard that she has developed a nano-printing technology that can give you a handsome face. Are you tempted?"

Wade's eyes lit up, "Of course I'm excited. I've never dated a beautiful scientist before!"

Charlotte: “.”

"Okay, I thought too much. Goodbye."

He turned around and shot away with spider silk, and Wade quickly hugged Charlotte's legs.

"Take me with you."

"I want to go home."

"take me Home."

"No, I refuse."

"Then I'll go steal other dragon bone fossils."

"Okay, but remember to talk less."

"Don't worry, I won't talk more than you."

"Fuck you, I told you to stop talking."

-

Bleecker Street, Queens.

In the early morning, Charlotte changed into normal clothes and opened the door.

"I'm back," he whispered.

Beside him, Wade, who was wearing an interview suit, tilted his head.

"Why are you speaking so quietly?" he asked.

"I don't want to disturb their sleep."

"Then you don't have to speak."

"This is called a sense of ritual."

"Oh, I like it."

Wade came to the living room and saw the cute baby in the crib at a glance.

"Wow, what a cute baby."

Wade squatted beside the crib and reached out to tease the sleeping baby Kingpin.

Feeling someone touching him, the baby Kingpin opened his eyes dazedly.

In an instant, the ugly face in front of him frightened him so much that he lost control of his bladder.

"Hey~"

What the hell!

So ugly!!

Baby Kingpin screamed, and Wade immediately raised his hands.

"He wet his pants. Who's going to change his diaper?"

"Of course it's you."

Charlotte listened carefully and found that Uncle Ben and Aunt May were not at home. She guessed that they were working overtime.

The boss of Hell's Kitchen is very busy.

"Okay, no one's home, you can sleep in the living room." He pointed to the sofa.

"no problem."

Wade glanced at Charlotte's room and couldn't help but be curious.

"There's a spare room here, so why is the crib in the living room?"

"That's my room."

"Um so this baby doesn't have his own room?"

"Of course, he's a little scoundrel and doesn't deserve his own room."

Baby Kingpin: "."

He finally understood.

Why is the crib placed in the living room?

Charlotte's room belongs to Charlotte alone.

No one can replace it.

Wow. What a touching family.

"The baby is crying." Wade exclaimed.

"Just scare him with your baby."

As she spoke, Charlotte went into the bathroom to wash up.

Wade grinned and slowly drew out his double swords.

"Don't cry, baby, or the baby knife will cut off your little one!"

The tip of the knife landed on little Jin Bing, and the baby immediately forced out an ugly smile.

Bad news, Spider-Man is back.

Still bad news, Spider-Man's friend is also a bitch.

He was destined to never escape the clutches of the Parker family in his life.

Wade was surprised to see the baby smile.

"It works. It seems he likes this game very much."

As he said this, he poked the little Kingpin with the tip of the knife, and the baby's face immediately turned black.

"Wow, he can change his face, it's amazing, are you sure he's not an African baby?"

Wade continued to play with the innocent baby, and Charlotte, after washing up, walked into her room.

"Sleep here today, I'll take you to S.H.I.E.L.D. tomorrow."

"Okay, it seems you are very familiar with them. I want to join the Avengers. Can you help me?"

"boom!!"

The door closed, and Wade, who was about to follow in, was hit on the tip of his nose by the door, and he stumbled and fell to the ground.

“Hoo~Hoo~”

Wade fell to the ground and fell asleep immediately. The baby Kingpin lay on the bed, looking at the ugly man with his eyes rolling.

It doesn't seem very smart, maybe
Thinking of a possibility, the baby Kingpin grinned an evil smile.

-

Wake up to another beautiful night.

"Hey, you're awake."

Charlotte walked out of the room and saw Wade coming out of the kitchen wearing an apron. "Eggs? I prepared a double portion for you." He smiled.

Charlotte glanced at the two egg yolks on the table, and then thought of what Wade had done, and suddenly lost her appetite.

"No, thank you, just eat it yourself!"

"Then I'm welcome."

After saying that, Wade began to lick the plate in an obscene manner, and this scene touched Charlotte's heart.

"Huh~"

With a look of disgust, he came to the other side and started to prepare milk powder for the baby Jin Bing.

"How are you doing recently? Are you hungry?" He looked at the baby Kingpin's chubby face.

"Well, you shouldn't be hungry. I'll prepare less to help you control your weight. Don't thank me."

Baby Kingpin: "."

He was about to resist this shameful exploitation when the door opened slightly and Ben Parker and Aunt May finally came home.

"Oh, I'm so tired. Why don't we just disband them? It's hard to manage so many people."

"It's okay, just read more books, there will be a way."

"If you can't lead a team, you will just work until you die. Is this the book?" Charlotte picked up the book from the table with a strange look in his eyes.

Seeing Charlotte, Ben Parker and Aunt May immediately came forward excitedly.

"Oh, little Charlotte, you're finally back." Aunt May hugged Charlotte warmly, her eyes full of tears.

"Cousin, your cousin will be jealous if you act like this."

Charlotte's words stunned Ben Parker.

In the kitchen, Wade covered his mouth, his eyes widened in disbelief.

"Cousin? Oh my god, what did I hear? Is this your family tradition?"

"Ghost!!"

Ben Parker and Aunt May also subconsciously exclaimed when they saw Wade.

Wade: “.”

Soon, everyone sat at the table, staring at each other, and the atmosphere was subtle.

"Uncle Ben, I'm shocked that you guys have gotten younger." Charlotte said calmly.

Ben Parker and Aunt May looked at each other.

"Sorry, little Charlotte, we just want to give you time to adapt, but you've been out on a mission and haven't come back for so long, we don't have the chance to tell you the truth." Ben Parker sighed.

Aunt Mei kneaded Charlotte's face and said, "You've lost weight after being away for so long. You must have suffered a lot!" Her eyes were full of heartache.

Charlotte didn't say anything, and Wade silently put his face close to Aunt May's hand.

"What are you doing?" Aunt Mei was stunned.

Wade blinked, "I want my young aunt to rub it for me, too."

Ben Parker gritted his teeth and silently went to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife.

"No, I'm joking. I'm quite humorous, right?"

Wade quickly returned to his seat, "It's my turn to introduce myself. I'm Wade, from Gotham City. They all call me Batman. I'm Charlotte's colleague and good friend."

"Batman?" The couple looked at each other.

Charlotte rolled her eyes and said, "Don't pay attention to him. I have a mission later, so I'm leaving first."

"You still have to work overtime so late?" Aunt Mei looked reluctant.

Wade said seriously: "Bats are nocturnal animals, so Batman always acts at night.

Well, spiders too."

Aunt May ignored Wade's chattering and took out a bundle of US dollars from her bag and stuffed it into Charlotte's hand.

"Take this pocket money and treat your colleagues to coffee when you have time, especially the pretty female colleagues. Don't miss it."

Charlotte: “.”

Looking at the US dollars in his hand, he couldn't help but sigh.

Aunt Mei made money and became more extravagant.

From now on, Spider-Man is no longer a poor guy!
The next moment, Aunt Mei seemed to remember something.

“Oops, next month’s mortgage payment.”

She took the money from Charlotte's hand, then took out a bill and handed it to Charlotte.

"Children don't need too much, these are enough."

Charlotte: “.”

The two walked out of the house, and Wade patted Charlotte on the shoulder. He saw Charlotte's despair.

"It's okay. I'll sell my body to support you. Trust me, there will be money."

Charlotte held her forehead and said, "Thank you."

"You're welcome."

Wade glanced next door and saw a beautiful girl going out in the middle of the night. He couldn't help but stretch his muscles and cheer himself up.

"I found the target. Look, she's running towards us. Don't say anything when she asks about the price. I'll take care of everything."

Under Wade's excited gaze, Mary Jane passed by Wade and threw herself into Charlotte's arms.

Wade: “!!!!”

Charlotte: “.”

Something is wrong with this guy.

The next second, he felt his chest soaked with tears.

"I know. I know everything."

Mary Jane’s voice trembled, “No matter which world they are in, Parker and Mary Jane are a destined couple.

But they all ended badly, Spider-Man was alone, forever.

You must have known that you have been hiding from me in order to avoid our tragedy, right?"

Mary Jane's murmur made Charlotte frown.

How did she know these things?
Before he could ask, Mary Jane continued, “I met another Spider-Man. He came to see me. He is Peter Parker, and the Peter Parker in this world is you, Charlotte Parker.

Spider-Man, it's you, you can't be wrong."

She looked up, her tearful eyes making Wade beside her very excited.

"Together, together, together. Oh!"

Charlotte shut the guy up with a punch.

"When did you find out?" he asked Mary Jane.

"The day Spider-Man disappeared."

Charlotte narrowed her eyes.

The day of the resurrection match?
Only two Peter Parkers appeared in this resurrection match, and two Peter Parkers did not appear from beginning to end.

Now that they could find Mary Jane, they could certainly find Gwen, too.

so.
Spider-Man's life has returned to its established trajectory.

Mary Jane, Gwen, who's next?

Charlotte frowned.

He still couldn't break free from the web of fate.

Looking at Mary Jane at this moment, Charlotte didn't know what to say.

After a long time without receiving a response, Mary Jane seemed to understand something.

She stepped back and wiped away her tears.

"I understand, so go ahead!"

Her eyes became more determined, “Until I have the ability to protect myself, I won’t bother you, you can rest assured.

Spider-Man, please continue your unfinished story. You deserve a more wonderful life. I don’t want your life to be accompanied by irreparable regrets.

Of course, me too. "

After saying that, Mary Jane took a deep breath and turned to leave.

Looking at Mary Jane's back, Charlotte said nothing.

Wade in the corner was hugging the wall and crying.

"Wow, wow, wow~ I'm so touched! Spider-Man is so miserable, so miserable!!!

Why, why did you let me witness this fruitless love, my heart hurts so much!! "

Charlotte: “.”

"gone."

He pulled Wade up from the ground.

"Aren't you sad?" Wade asked.

Charlotte curled her lips, "Spider-Man is almost out of work, so he has no time to fall in love."

Wade was shocked. "That makes sense. You are worthy of being my idol." He gave a thumbs up.

Charlotte glanced at Mary Jane's room and shook her head slightly.

Is it necessary to make people who like to have fun go through such a bloody plot?
He looked at Wade, "Can you lend me your ability to break the fourth wall?"

Wade was curious, "What do you want to do?"

"I'm going to kill Stan Lee and Steve Ditko!"

"Oh no, then you might have the wrong person."

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